hello FP.. someone want to beat the crap out of me...
what should i do? :ohdear:
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Assume the fetal position.
Make sure he doesn't see you cry.
You should beat the crap out of him instead
Act like you're deriving unfathomable pleasure from the beating and it will promptly stop
or at least become sex
Buy a gun
Shit your pants, No one fights a guy with shitty pants.
Pay someone bigger than them to beat them up. Or tell your folks.
Emigrate to Mexico.
Have sex with him.
Urinate on his face.
Just move in with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air.
Kill him and wear his skin.
they have 5 person... me? only me and my mate :fuckyou:
Pretend you're a paraplegic
Learn to run and call the police.
Run at him screaming like a mad man then say you have a knife and pull out a banana.
Seriously, this works.
become a paraplegic
[QUOTE=TheXbriteEco;23680019]they have 5 person... me? only me and my mate :fuckyou:[/QUOTE]
youre going to die
Why do they want to beat the crap out of you?
[QUOTE=TheXbriteEco;23680019]they have 5 person... me? only me and my mate :fuckyou:[/QUOTE]
sounds like the beginning of a porn movie
Go through a montage of you being trained, and have about 30% of it be you punching raw meat, then finish with a close up of you all sweaty and then say something cool. Then when you go to fight them, throw a few punches then do a freeze frame of you two punching each other.
:downs: I'm bored.
Dude, go to Facepunch and make a thread, but this time actually tell us what equipment you have.
why
i have hmmm some sticks and metal ruler :D
beat him with a 10 inch dildo
[QUOTE=TheXbriteEco;23680108]i have hmmm some sticks and metal ruler :D[/QUOTE]
Shove them down your dickhole and run at him naked while screaming "I AM THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES!!!"
[QUOTE=zin908;23680038]Run at him screaming like a mad man then say you have a knife and pull out a banana.
Seriously, this works.[/QUOTE]
Then beat him with it
show them your gmod movies, that should scare them away.
Give them a Cleveland steamer.
Post results.
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Remember this...[/QUOTE]
Ha! I was just thinking about that
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