• The SCP Foundation
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[URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-series"]This site[/URL] is full of interesting "declassified area 51"-esque reports. [URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-387"]I quote[/URL] number 387, which describes "living" legos. [quote] [B]Experiment 387-e:[/B] Once a normal community of 387 was constructed, a small mound of Megablocks (a common copy of Lego) was placed near the community. When this happened, everything constructed of 387 stopped moving, turned slowly towards the Megablocks and [EXPUNGED]. [I]Addendum 387-6: Jesus fucking Christ. - Dr. Arch[/I][/quote]:science:
Well it's obviously fake, but cool to read anyway.
The shit on the SCP Foundation website sounds like files taken right from The X-Files.
the "Joke SCP's" had a purge lately it had a lot of memes and shit but now it is alot cleaner. also this is one of the best joke entries [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation[/url]
[QUOTE=Shock;20378462]Well it's obviously fake, but cool to read anyway.[/QUOTE] is that your professional opinion, Mr. Holmes?
[QUOTE=DWAP;20378940]the "Joke SCP's" had a purge lately it had a lot of memes and shit but now it is alot cleaner. also this is one of the best joke entries [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation[/url][/QUOTE] [quote] 22) Any requests by Dr. Bright to utilize SCP-212 for enhancement are to be denied, due to several requests being submitted with the research goal stated as "to stick my privets in it and hope for the best." 87) The "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" is not grounds to pit more than fifteen combative SCPs, including SCP-682 and Able, against each other. 91) Any proposal which includes the phrase 'Metric Fuck Load' is straight out denied. 92) Foundation resources may not be used to run Crysis. Build your own computer Bright! 94) The Foundation motto is "Secure, Contain, Protect", not any of the following: * "Stab Carrion Powerfully" * "Suck Cock and Penis" * "Let's use it on 682!" * "That's it, you're on Keter." * "Can we put it in 914?" * "Blood makes the grass grow, kill, kill, kill!" * "Rights panties!" * "Fuck trees, I climb clouds motherfucker!" * "Someone is getting stabbed." * "Let's just stick our dicks in it and hope for the best." * "Whose hand is that?" * "If all else fails, poop on it." * "If all else fails, there's always the sun." * "Show it your tits, Rights!" * "We need bigger kittens." * "Fuck Death, War, Famine and Pestilence. We've got Clef, Fishmonger, Kondraki and Bright." * "Throw D-Class at it until it stops." * "447 and dead bodies, two great tastes that taste great together." * "The FBI are a bunch of pansies." * "Who wants to see what I can make the president do in public?" * "For the Horde!" * "Science for the Science God!" * "Make sure to wipe your feet on 2558!" * "When in doubt, feed it to 682." 102) Despite what he may say and any evidence, no matter how plausible, the SCP Foundation has never and will never be associated with Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and regardless of what Dr. Bright may say, he is not, and I quote, "A real life wizarding tutor." And we ask him to stop showing us his "wand". 102.2) Nor is he a Vampire. That was body glitter and bad acting. 112) There are no security codes for: * Zombie conga line * Badass hat * Vampire can-can * Disco corpse * Intense homoeroticism (I do not want to know…) * Hoo mama * Necrophilia (I do NOT want to know!) * Extreme crotch violence * Man disguised as a palm tree * Man with porn 'stache * Kung fu rasta * Puppy-eating monks * Justifiable homicide of all you dumb ass mother humpers. * Bright Family Reunion (Code Brown. Find a place to hide, and make sure you leave an offering of booze outside your door.) 117) Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to accept or use the following as payment for bets: * Your soul * Anyone else's soul * Virgin's blood * Reproductive organs * SCPs * Memories (real or imagined) * Pieces of your past I have no idea how that worked with Clef, but apparently he can do it. * The island of Manhattan * Beads * Firstborn children * Second-born children * Red-headed stepchildren * Gold spun from straw * A child's laughter * A child's tears * Virginity * Anal virginity * Aural Virginity * Nasal Virginity (I do NOT want to know!) * Ponies [/quote] I love this.
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