• Hide "The Thing" (game)
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This is basically a game, where you try to hide "The Thing" or the thing somewhere creative. It can be of any size, shape, weight, material etc. Example: [QUOTE=Some guy;]I take the thing, and hide it in an old clock, somewhere in Finland.[/QUOTE] To which someone responds: [QUOTE=That other guy;]I blast tha clock, and take the thing. I give it to a donkey, which accidentaly ate it...[/QUOTE] It is allowed to "set" a temporary weight, shape or size, etc.: [QUOTE=Another guy;]I dig up the thing, and fill it with water, until it weighs 2 kg. i then throw it out on the sea.[/QUOTE] I'll start: I take the thing and hide it under some hobo's diary.
I punch the hobo in the face and he gives me the thing, but the thing has 1 kilo of Cocaine in it. I chuck it onto a passing dumptruck.
What hide me!? This is outragous!
I put barbed wire on the road, steal The thing, assassinate him, and fuck the corpse. I then hide it down a chimney in New York.
I light a fire under the chimney, which sends the thing flying where it gets impaled on the spire on top of the empire state building
I blow up the empire state building and retrieve the thing in a carefully planned salvage operation. I hide it in the depths of your mothers ass.
I blow up the empire state building and retrieve the thing in a carefully planned salvage operation. I hide it in the depths of your mothers ass.
I unwillingly dig out the Thing, and carefully place it on G. W. Bush's head, without him noticing.
[QUOTE=TheThing;15001845]What hide me!? This is outragous![/QUOTE] Lol. Full offense :P
I blow up bush and the thing denigrates with it :o
My head deforms into a grotesque toothed mouth as I sprout spider-like legs from my back and tentacles from all conceivable places. I am a twisted parody of a humanoid form, borne from the darkest stars. Then I go hide in a closet.
Twenty people (at the time I'm writing this response: 5:00 PM EST) commented and almost to a man/woman no one would have eaten the food handed over by the sneezing cashier. Most of you said you would have gotten out of the car and gone into the manager and complained, most of you said you would have spoken politely and asked for your money back. Most of you didn't blame the kid cashier and most weren't interested in having the kid lose his job. Terri said she would have called the thing authorities - not to get the kid in trouble but to encourage some hygiene instructions at that McDonalds.
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[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;15006087]My head deforms into a grotesque toothed mouth as I sprout spider-like legs from my back and tentacles from all conceivable places. I am a twisted parody of a humanoid form, borne from the darkest stars. Then I go hide in a closet.[/QUOTE] Oh lawd.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;15006087]My head deforms into a grotesque toothed mouth as I sprout spider-like legs from my back and tentacles from all conceivable places. I am a twisted parody of a humanoid form, borne from the darkest stars. Then I go hide in a closet.[/QUOTE] Funky.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;15006087]My head deforms into a grotesque toothed mouth as I sprout spider-like legs from my back and tentacles from all conceivable places. I am a twisted parody of a humanoid form, borne from the darkest stars. Then I go hide in a closet.[/QUOTE] Let's start from here. I blow up the closet and then kill everyone inside the house where the closet is and then I will go put it inside a Fanta bottle. :D
peter
I break the fanta bottle at your head, and throw it into a pool of toxic waste from your mother.
[QUOTE=waran4;15015772]I break the fanta bottle at your head, and throw it into a pool of toxic waste from your mother.[/QUOTE] It was a plastic bottle. :P How can you break that on my head? :P
If he hits hard enough.
i drink the pool of toxic shit, along with the shattered remains of the plastic bottle
[QUOTE=TheThing;15001845]What hide me!? This is outragous![/QUOTE] This is madness!
[QUOTE=GunskiMod;15206424]This is madness![/QUOTE] "Madness?! [img]http://kilo.naurunappula.com/nn/0/228/851/439897.jpg[/img] [editline]08:28PM[/editline] I dig the thing out of VaultBoi's stomach, and dump him off at the nearest hospital. I then jump back in time to the 1st of February 2003, and hide the thing inside a NASA shuttle, Columbia to be precise, which some minutes later gets completely incinerated by the earth's atmosphere.
The dust from ''The Thing'' put itself together and flies down in the stomach of Niko Bellic.
I rip out Niko Bellic's stomache and then grab The Thing. I then notice that it is covered in blood so i hide it in a washing basket
I dig the thing out of the washing basket and hide it in the Earth's core.
I acquire it using a teleporter. I then send it to the Twilight cage through the Black Hole Sun.
I heroicly snatch the Thing out from the Twilight cage, but loose it in the emptyness of space...
I just so happen to be an astronaut, [i]in space[/i], I grab the thing and toss it back into the atmosphere of Earth.
I catch the Thing just before it lands, and throw it back out into space where it hits TAU! in the head so hard it stays there.
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