Jus woke up to realize I forgot to tell my parents to sign my papers.
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Why am I writing this on facepunch? Shouldn't I be getting those signed? No. I'm Fucked as it is so I feel I shall just tell you guys since I plan on being late to school and had time to type this up and for you guys to laugh at my sorrow. I am one forgetful motherflocker. :( Those papers where VERY IMPORTANT i needed to turn in today because they're my REGISTRATION papers
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Ok cool
And a stupid motherflocker at that. Post your sorrows in Fast Threads.
Nice one.
Fuck the principal.
Call them?
Don't :smithicide: man.
Just not worth it.
bus to their workplace?
Just bring them in tomorrow, explain that your mom was in the hospital because she had a stroke and your dad was away for a business meeting in Chicago. They'll feel so bad, they'll accept it.
You stupid flocker!
Bad thread is bad
It would be nice if there were more details on what these registration papers were for.
[QUOTE=FreezingStorm;24009916]It would be nice if there were more details on what these registration papers were for.[/QUOTE]
They are for school, since he said he's going to school late because of it.
Rated bad reading.
Thanks OP, I needed to laugh at someone else's misfortune today. I guess.
You'll be fine OP, it's not like they'll make you skip school for a year just because you overslept or forgot or whatever. It'll be fine.
[QUOTE=rctfanatic;24008688]Just bring them in tomorrow, explain that your mom was in the hospital because she had a stroke and your dad was away for a business meeting in Chicago. They'll feel so bad, they'll accept it.[/QUOTE]
This. But instead of that, just tell you were fapping and your dog bit you and you had to get a rabies shot.
[QUOTE=Dominic :);24008478]Why am I writing this on facepunch?[/QUOTE]
Excellent question.
Oh fuck! i forgot to tell my parents to sign my papers!
I have to tell facepunch!
Oh, hey son. I saw your thread and remembered too. I'll come right home to sign them.
Oh, hey son. I saw your thread and remembered too. I'll tell your mum to come home and sign them.
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hello honey
Oh shit! I knew we forgot to do something! Don't worry hunnybunny, we'll be home soon xoxoxoxo
EDIT: What the fuck? Who is SHE?
Just sign it for them, forge their signature.
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;24011025]Oh shit! I knew we forgot to do something! Don't worry hunnybunny, we'll be home soon xoxoxoxo
EDIT: What the fuck? Who is SHE?[/QUOTE]
Who is this??!!!
Ah this happened to me all the time... Just fucking show it to them and get it signed
If I were you I would go on a rampage and smash the shit out of the house.
...or you could just ring them and see if you can get them to sign your papers...
Lye to the school. They cannot prove what you say, to an extent.
What are the papers for exactly?
[QUOTE=Commando123;24011544]Lye to the school. They cannot prove what you say, to an extent.[/QUOTE]
Funny misspelling of lie is funny:
[QUOTE]A strong caustic alkaline solution of potassium or sodium salts, obtained by leaching wood ashes. It is much used in making soap as well as its use in biodiesel; Obsolete spelling of lie[/QUOTE]
...Oh...it's also an archaic form of lie...excuse me.
:suicide:
you should commit suicide
I never handed in my registration papers and they didn't give a shit. Don't be such a baby.
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