• Thief steals girl's smartphone, chats her on Whatsapp to declare his love for her
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[QUOTE]A young Venezuelan woman left her house on July 20th and was assaulted by a thief who stole her Galaxy S III smartphone, however, her charms and "tigress face" were too much for the man in question, who a couple days later professed his love for her (albeit with severe ortographical errors) on Whatsapp telling her that "I can't forget your tigress face that you put that day and I think I fell in love with you. Can we meet up someday, have something to eat, perhaps you tell me" The girl proceeded to ask what was he talking about, to which the man answered "The face you put when you were punching me when I stole your cellphone". After being naturally met with hostilities from the girl, He proceeded to offer the girl a Galaxy SIV and swore to be her "protector for ever <3"[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.elpropio.com/actualidad/sucesos/pana-levanto-malandro-paleo-celular_0_341365911.html[/url] the convo (in spanish): [url]http://www.leanoticias.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/malandro-enamorado-de-soy-una-pecosa-mas.png[/url] the girl in question: [url]http://t.co/b1mad39C6j[/url]
I would put my wiener in her.
Best love story ever. EDIT: Still a better love story than twilight?
it sounds like the plot to a really shitty romance film
Well, he can't give her the world, but he CAN give her a S4
[QUOTE=Leather Belt;41572269]I would put my wiener in her.[/QUOTE] stay classy [editline]24th July 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=TCB;41572296]it sounds like the plot to a really shitty romance film[/QUOTE] something starring kevin james probably, though hollywood would probably cast a black guy since he's a thief
[QUOTE=Leather Belt;41572269]I would put my wiener in her.[/QUOTE] honestly why do people post shit like this
[QUOTE=TCB;41572296]it sounds like the plot to a really shitty romance film[/QUOTE] I swear there was something like this in Morrowind.
[QUOTE=dass;41572297]Well, he can't give her the world, but he CAN give her a S4[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.boscobel.k12.wi.us/~schnrich/Artist_Drawing_of_what_the_Milky_way_may_look_like.jpg[/IMG] Pretty sure the world is a part of a Galaxy.
[img]http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/202/cache/tiger-face-snarl-hiss-close-up_20246_600x450.jpg[/img] How could you not fall in love with that, as it beats the life out of you?
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;41572256]Well, she is pretty hot...[/QUOTE] Everyone who rated disagree is 14 and has way too high standards
It's like the reverse of that one quest in Morrowind...
[QUOTE=FalconKrunch;41574524]Everyone who rated disagree is 14 and has way too high standards[/QUOTE] ..or a homosexual?
[QUOTE=FalconKrunch;41574524]Everyone who rated disagree is 14 and has way too high standards[/QUOTE] You should know about cultural preferences. I never found any past-Germany Western Europe girl hot, apadt from pornstars. ScAndinavians., too.
[QUOTE=Durrsly;41572579]I swear there was something like this in Morrowind.[/QUOTE] Yup, the girl on the side of the road who got robbed but she tells you to find the robber so you can give him a letter of love.
muchacha bonita Ese tío está loco
[QUOTE=Quark:;41574702]..or a homosexual?[/QUOTE] Just because you're not attracted to a person's gender doesn't mean you don't find them attractive. Like, I'm straight (yeah), but I'd readily admit that David Duchovny is a sexy beast.
I'd really like to know how this will turn out. edit for peotry: He may stole her mobile... But she stole his heart.
10/10 would steal cellphone
[QUOTE=FalconKrunch;41574524]Everyone who rated disagree is 14 and has way too high standards[/QUOTE] Implying 'hotness' is a universal constant and not an interpretation by a persons mind, which is different for every person.
The Galaxy S4 he gives her will be stolen from another woman.
[QUOTE=J. F. Christ;41575906]Implying 'hotness' is a universal constant and not an interpretation by a persons mind, which is different for every person.[/QUOTE] I see duckface in original article. 0/10
[QUOTE=FalconKrunch;41574524]Everyone who rated disagree is 14 and has way too high standards[/QUOTE] everyone who rated agree is a lonely horny 14 year old hey i can use fallacies too!!
[QUOTE=FalconKrunch;41574524]Everyone who rated disagree is 14 and has way too high standards[/QUOTE] I've seen better bodies in a morgue bud. She's 5.5/10 max.
[QUOTE=lolz3;41579602]I've seen better bodies in a morgue bud. She's 6.5/10 max.[/QUOTE] most people aren't necrophiliacs like u
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;41579666]most people aren't necrophiliacs like u[/QUOTE] I'm not you sick bastard. I was the unlucky one that got picked to clean the funeral home my uncle runs this summer.
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;41575359]Just because you're not attracted to a person's gender doesn't mean you don't find them attractive. Like, I'm straight (yeah), but I'd readily admit that David Duchovny is a sexy beast.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Dictionary definition of 'attractive'] at·trac·tive /əˈtraktiv/ Adjective (of a thing) Pleasing or appealing to the senses. (of a person) [B]Appealing to look at[/B]; [B]sexually alluring[/B]: "an attractive, charismatic man". Synonyms alluring - inviting - engaging - winsome - charming [/QUOTE] It is closely linked. I'm straight too and I don't mind men attractive. I'm sure there are homosexuals who don't find women attractive either. [QUOTE=GoDong-DK;41575359] Like, [I]I'm straight [/I](yeah), but I'd readily admit that David Duchovny is a sexy beast. [/QUOTE] are you sure? :v:
[QUOTE=lolz3;41579602]I've seen better bodies in a morgue bud. She's 5.5/10 max.[/QUOTE] please, if that girl, by any reason said she was attracted to you, you'd be all over her.
[QUOTE=lolz3;41579677]I'm not you sick bastard. I was the unlucky one that got picked to clean the funeral home my uncle runs this summer.[/QUOTE] ok creep i'm not the one who's attracted to dead bodies in my uncles morgue
[QUOTE]"The face you put when you were punching me when I stole your cellphone"[/QUOTE] I think the laugh I'd get from this would be enough to forgive him, I wouldn't go out with him though.
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