whats the most retarded thing youve ever done?
Mine? Was probably trying to be a tough guy and tried to "settle" things with this one kid. I was actually being serious, I did want to settle it in a peaceful way. But due to me lifting, and being super strong. The kid was scared and got this 300 lb mammoth to fight me, and sadly. I lost, and it was on camera
but hey, kids will be kids
one time during lunch in middle school this kid was calling me names so i threw my sandwich at him, took my friend's sandwich and threw that at him too, and then i screeched at the top of my lungs so hard that my nose started bleeding all over the table
those were the days
I drank a case of Guinness and a bottle of Svedka when we got 3 feet of snow so I went outside in a pair of jeans and a t shirt and played in the snow for like an hour. Lucky I didn't get frostbite that night. Woke up with my wall covered in blood but I didn't have any noticeable cuts on me. :mystery:
[QUOTE=Propane Addict;51514531]I drank a case of Guinness and a bottle of Svedka when we got 3 feet of snow so I went outside in a pair of jeans and a t shirt and played in the snow for like an hour. Lucky I didn't get frostbite that night. Woke up with my wall covered in blood but I didn't have any noticeable cuts on me. :mystery:[/QUOTE]
thats creepy af
Every post I've ever been banned for. I seriously cant imagine what I would have been thinking when I made them.
[QUOTE=Waffle cones.;51514681]
i was such an embarrassing person i wish i could go back and punch younger me in the fucking face[/QUOTE]
I know the feeling, I used to be a jackass. I still am at times, I'm trynna change but its just so hard
I tried firebreathing inside with pure alcohol when I was like 17
Worked like a charm, but I didn't know alcohol made horrible pockmarks in wood, my mom was maaad
[QUOTE=Waffle cones.;51514681]mines like this but literally everything i've ever done in my life done prior to about 8 months a go
[editline]11th December 2016[/editline]
i was such an embarrassing person i wish i could go back and punch younger me in the fucking face[/QUOTE]
you understand that now so that means you're a better person already
unless you were a total shithead I doubt anyone but you remembers those things or thinks about them at all
When I was about 5, I had one kid in my class who was always trying to seek attention from others while in class and basically being annoying.
One time he did it again, this time by taking of his shirt and walking around class when the teacher was gone.
I was done with him doing stupid shit and wanted to one-up him and decided the best way to do it was showing everyone in class my butt.
Apparently the teacher stood in front of the classroom window and had seen everything.
I unintentionally started a huge flamewar on the internet in 2010 that made an entire internet community hate me, and the worst part is that I was using my real name!
I still regret what I did a lot and still feel very guilty about it, especially about some of the awful things I said to some people.
I ran butt nacked through a street at night and it was winter. I danced on the road.
as a kid i used to bully kids who were weaker than me whilst being always bullied myself.
i remember in first grade, before gym class, the other boys in my class encouraged me to punch the ukrainian boy everyone liked to tease. he was chilling by the wall and i was all up in his face throwing fake punches at him thinking i was cool and tough. then he kneed me in the gut and i started crying.
pathetic...
i remember i took my tray of food one time in elementary school and threw it at the conveyor belt to see if it'd land on it, instead the food(including soup) went all over parts of the wall and floor. got in a lot of trouble that day.
Me and a mate made a fake facebook account to catfish people on Omegle when it was popular
We made a sport of seeing how fast we could get a dick pic from strangers on the internet. Our record was like 8 minutes from the Omegle convo started.
It was all fun and games until we started fucking with people we knew and accidentally made someone break up because we were posting hearts and shit on this dudes facebook wall and his girlfriend went nuclear
I was going downhill on a dirt road with my pimped up moped and there was a right turn coming up.
My brilliant mind thought it'd be super fucking smart to jam down the front wheel breaks [B]and[/B] turn at the same time.
I was only wearing shorts and a t-shirt, needless to say I got pretty fucked up.
One time I asked a friend if there were any mechs in the Metal Gear series. He never did answer me.
I asked someone how all the Resident Evil stories relate.
Got kicked in the dick by an older girl when I was 12 so I punched her in the face and broke her glasses. Then her uncle found out and beat the shit out of me. Then I got my teeth kicked down my throat at home.
I'm sure I'm a better person for it.
Shot at a balloon with an airsoft pistol, but it shot back in self defense.:frown:
I decided to reenact the scout from this SFM
[video=youtube;KPchfdrDo-s]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPchfdrDo-s[/video]
But when I slammed my head against the table in the middle of AP programming when everyone was staring at me I realized that was very stupid and my head hurt for a good hour.
trust women
Once my cat was yawning so I wondered what would happen if I stuck my finger in her mouth.
I ended up with my two holes in my finger but I didn't feel any pain when it happened when it happened for some reason so I didn't regret it that much
I regret basically most things ive said in my entire life lol
[QUOTE=Ardosos;51515145]One time I asked a friend if there were any mechs in the Metal Gear series. He never did answer me.[/QUOTE]
So are there?
i was a massive retard in 2011-2013 where i basically was a disgusting amalgamation between a dumb weeb, a brony and a generic retard
the times still haunt me and so does my first post on facepunch
argue with ganerumo
I don't know i've done lots of stupid shit mostly involving vehicles of some form one of my "finer" moments was running from the cops on a T25 turbo'd yamaha raptor through the backwoods of palmetto,GA for 45 minutes. that was fun but stupid as running balls out at 90+ MPH through various patches of woods/fields/dirt roads/black tops on a race quad doesn't leave a whole lot of a margin of error
shot out the windows of a car with a BB gun
join this goddamn forum
Unknowingly made an explosive on an overseas military base in the 6th grade with some friends.
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