• Asshole neighbour poisoned my cat, need revenge ideas.
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Let me first start off by saying I don't want to do anything illegal, I just need some revenge ideas to get back at him. So about a week ago, my asshole of a neighbour decided that he now hates me and came up with the bright idea of poisoning my cat. I could tell it was poison, because my cat wasn't able to see at all, the tear ducts in his eyes were swollen, and his face was swollen. I know for a fact it was my asshole of a neighbour, because he watched me and smirked at me as I dug my cat's grave. I've come up with a small idea so far. Currently, I have some liquid malathion that stinks worse than a dead animal that's been baking in the sun, and I was thinking about putting some on the ground so the wind blows the smell towards his house. Malathion is of relatively low toxicity to humans, so I highly doubt there's any health risks, especially since the smell lasts for about a week while the chemical is usually washed away by the rain. Can you help me out Facepunch? [sp]on a side note, I planted a bunch of sleeping poppies on his grave since that seemed appropriate ;-;[/sp]
Don't stoop to his level. You're dealing with a real first-division motherfucker. Confront him man-to-man (civilised please), and talk to him. If that, for whatever reason, doesn't work: call the police; be done with it.
Make yourself a high frequency tone generator (555 timer might do it, stupidly easy) and just play a high pitch noise rather loud.
Find a dead raccoon, tie a brick to it and throw it through his front window. That will get the point across.
[QUOTE=pentium;44629274]Find a dead raccoon, tie a brick to it and throw it through his front window. That will get the point across.[/QUOTE] Do this but use a small child instead.
whatever you do is just going to make him want to get you back more. you have to kill him, its the only way
Shit in his chimney.
Police, straight up.
Brick his windows, key his car and slash his tires. If you are good enough with cars, drain his oil and cut the oil pressure sensor. If people kill things I like, its all out war... I know i'll get dumbs for it but if you were in his situation, I would not be surprised if you wanted to do the same.
just call the police
Buy lots and lots of wind chimes and a noise canceling headphones then set them up near his house. It should keep him awake at nighttime.
Call the police and sue him. Get money from him, fuck his life up. If it fails just paint cat killer on his house with some paint and/or feces. Or just post his details on 4chan, doxx the fuck out of him. People will love to fuck with that guy for you, especially if he fucking poisoned a cat.
Save his address to autofill in your browser and subscribe him to every mailing list you can find.
You're dealing with a real psychopath, man. Some fuckin' cop in a nearby town got arrested for beating his wife the other day and they found out he also killed a litter of kittens with a hatchet. That shit's not cool. I'd say fuck not doing anything "illegal," just make sure what you do can't be traced back to you. Fuck that guy.
Wait until the middle of the night and dig up his front lawn, cement his front door, fill his gas tank with sugar, slash his tires and fill them with cement, etc.
People that would kill an innocent animal over something other than being attacked by said animal should not be allowed to live. Since that's not an option in today's society, confront him about it. He tries to start shit, watch, don't involve yourself in it. If he tries to hit you or anything stupid like that, shoot the fuck. In all seriousness though, i'd call the cops, if there's enough evidence that he poisoned your cat, he's gonna go to prison for some time for animal abuse.
Your neighbor must have wifi....
Whatever you do, get it on tape.
Some guy I knew did this to my dog once, thankfully I managed to get him to the vet before the poison took its toll, I knew it was him since he's always hated my dog and I found some rat poison in his jacket. I swear to God that must have been the strongest punch I've ever delivered, he was down on the ground crying his eyes out, and I just left him there, I would've done more but I was afraid of him charging me with assault or something.
I had an image of how to really fuck with somebody but I need to find it. Some of the ways were really fucked up PM'd it
Flood this motherfuckers yard. Plant a hornets/wasp nest somewhere on his house, close to his door. If he has a garden, uproot that shit otherwise, I would beat that fucker's ass to the ground.
Piss in his car fuel tank hole, and throw sand on his engine air intake/spark plug hole.
Shit in his air filter.
[QUOTE=Leestons;44629679]Shit in his air filter.[/QUOTE] That wont do much, shit DIRECTLY in the engine intake. Normaly just a flat screwdriver would give you acess there.
Call the police, man
Poison him! Or order pizzas in his name, lots and lots of pizzas
Put water in his gas tank at night. Not a lot, just enough to ruin stuff. Seriously though. Cops.
[QUOTE=insistent;44629684]That wont do much, shit DIRECTLY in the engine intake. Normaly just a flat screwdriver would give you acess there.[/QUOTE] Except that you'll need the key and access to the inside of the car to open the hood [editline]24th April 2014[/editline] Give his info to 4chan :v:
I saw a movie once where something like this happened. The chick who's cat was killed then proceeded to murder and rape the person who killed her cat in the same style as a serial murderer/rapist who was on the loose in her neighbourhood. The movie ended after the real serial murderer/rapist, who was the only one who knew that this lady had actually killed her neighbour and not him, fell off an apartment and died. So you know what you should do OP? Call the cops or something, because doing something like what I just described is beyond fucked up. Seriously though, if you think your cat was poisoned, and you think he did it, talk to your local cop shop about what, if anything, you can try to do.
[QUOTE=insistent;44629684]That wont do much, shit DIRECTLY in the engine intake. Normaly just a flat screwdriver would give you acess there.[/QUOTE] I was thinking whenever he turned on the AC his car would smell like shit. Maybe cabin filter should have been what I said.
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