My rat is dying, in need of efficient execution method.
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The title says it all, my rat is literally dying and I absolutely have to execute it.
Now, you're probably thinking "Why don't you just hit it with a hammer or something !?".
Well, I'm afraid I'll miss and have to hit it again which would end with the method being quite gruesome and far from efficient.
I was thinking about using electricity, but I don't know if a car battery will do the job.
[b]Anyways, if you are unusually sensitive about animals, particularly rats in this occasion then I suggest you don't reply at all.[/b]
And yes, I've talked to the vet. And no, I don't want to [i]pay[/i] the vet to inject my rat with drugs. And no I'm not cheap.
Post execution methods below.
[b]EDIT:[/b] No need for further posting. He died..
[b]EDIT:[/b] Thank you all for taking the time to post, even though most suggestions were not really anything I could even consider practicing.
Also thanks for your personal opinions regarding this case at all, both positive and negative.
I'd like to clear the air around my own opinion on what was the best thing to do.
Now, the rat had a tumor which caused him to lose the ability to walk. Now, what he did was that he dragged his feet, while using his front feet or hands, if you may - to drag his body forward. He had no trouble eating and/or drinking, nor did he seem to be in any kind of pain so I wanted him to stay alive for as long as possible. I was afraid that the loss of this rat could cause my other rat (which currently is healthy) to get a little depressive.
Anyways, the first couple of days after I had noticed its illness he seemed fine. But after a short while I saw him losing all his energy, and just a few days later he was totally dry of strength and whatnot, couldn't eat or anything.
Now, this rat was just like any other pet - I spent time with it, and I enjoyed that time, and I was sad to realize that it had to die, 'cause I cared for my pet.
However, even though this technically was a pet - it was also still a rat.
I might have seemed heartless, and I have no problem with people still thinking that heartless is exactly what I am.
But I felt like taking a rat to the veterinarian was a bit over the top.
And again, no need for more posts.
Make him eat pills, lots of them.
Eat him.
Break its neck.
Cheap, fast and efficient.
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or
Shovel, you can't miss. Unless you have like no depth perception.
Make him watch Twilight.
Get pills against his orders.
[QUOTE=Johnny Serva;16020730]The title says it all, my rat is literally dying and I absolutely have to execute it.
Now, you're probably thinking "Why don't you just hit it with a hammer or something !?".
Well, I'm afraid I'll miss and have to hit it again which would end with the method being quite gruesome and far from efficient.
I was thinking about using electricity, but I don't know if a car battery will do the job.
[b]Anyways, if you are unusually sensitive about animals, particularly rats in this occasion then I suggest you don't reply at all.[/b]
And yes, I've talked to the vet. [B]And no, I don't want to [i]pay[/i] the vet to inject my rat with drugs. And no I'm not cheap.[/B]
Post execution methods below.[/QUOTE]
This means you're cheap.
Let the vet do it if you care about it that much.
Homemade guillotine.
just feed him a bottle of sleeping/pain pills, or benadryl
have him fight to the death with another rat
Shovel his head off or get it to the fucking vets.
Bleach. I don't know if that would be painful, though.
feed him to a snake
Sleeping pills/painkillers would do it.
Gas him. He will die in his sleep.
Electricity sucks.
Do you have a Blender?
Do it the fun way.
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Smash him, it will be quick and easy.
if you're planning of giving it a burial after it dies (some people are strangely attached to their pets), just put it in a box and bury it alive. nobody has to know
Just drown it in the sink
You could always stick him in your bathtub, fill it half way and drop in a toasterj
Throw him into the middle of the street.
Cut its head of with a knife. Can't miss.
Stick him in your anus
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If you have a beebee gun, use that. Just close your eyes before you fire it.
Microwave
Microwave it. The radiation will put it to sleep so it won't feel a thing. Trust me I'm a doctor.
[QUOTE=Johnny Serva;16020730]
[b]Anyways, if you are unusually sensitive about animals, particularly rats in this occasion then I suggest you don't reply at all.[/b]
And yes, I've talked to the vet. And no, I don't want to [i]pay[/i] the vet to inject my rat with drugs. And no I'm not cheap.
Post execution methods below.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck is wrong with you. Pay him and save your pets dignity
as said above, if you actually love it/care about it enough to end it's life pain free,
TAKE IT TO THE VETS!
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