• what can you use a cock for besides peeing and sex
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Someone told me Penises are not just for sex & peeing. It is only because man is evil that he thinks of penises exclusively in those terms. So what else could I do with mine? Playing the saxophone while typing?
Fencing
Painting?
I use mine as an egg whisk.
Turning your crotch into Squidward
There's a DIY video where they measure everything with penis lengths
Reaching those hard to reach places.
[QUOTE=Daemon White;46822111]Turning your crotch into Squidward[/QUOTE] are there any other [I]squidwards[/I] i should know about
Use as a natural hook to hang clothes hangers.
pencil case
Cock magic.
toothbrush
Playing a bass guitar.
let's just say I didn't make all of my posts with my hands
They work as a great substitute for salami if you need it for a sandwich
I use mine as a crutch whenever I twist my ankle or something
[url=http://srichinmoy.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/cock.jpg]You can use it as an alarm clock to wake you up in the morning.[/url]
balance yourself when you trip
Scare people off your property
If you do the helicopter really fast you can fly away
portable hose
food
Standing plates on so you can eat while reclined.
They're pretty tasty [editline]30th December 2014[/editline] the animal i mean [editline]30th December 2014[/editline] or do i
butt plug [editline]-[/editline] Can also hold loose change if you're not Jewish.
Can subsitute as a golf tee if you are in need of one without any nearby.
Most of my ideas have been already posted, so your cock is actually a multi tool like, the swiss army knife of nature.
I use it to ring doorbells sometimes gotta be quick though
I remember a Soundcloud song someone made entirely out of distorting sounds of his dick hitting a toilet seat several times
cold storage
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