I just shaved my pubes for the first time, like, ever.
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So I'm 18 and I've literally never shaved my junk ever. A few weeks ago I started getting romantic with this girl, and none of my prior girlfriends have ever given a shit whether I shaved or not, but this one asked me to. I figured "Hey, no big deal. It's not that big of a request, and tons of people do it"
You know that feeling you get on your neck after getting a haircut where all the little hairs are poking you
my balls feel like that every time i take a step holy shit
Facepunch, how can I remedy this? I literally don't want to sit up from my chair much less go out in public?
wear tighter underwear to more adequately shield your thighs
I'm a doctor I will need pictures so that I can fully access the situation so that I can give you the correct remedy to your issue
Use fire to remove the little hairs that are itching.
This is why I use conditioner and plan to only trim.
Don't shave. If you absolutely have to, snip your hair with scissors. A razor causes small abrasions to the skin, which have a higher chance of getting infected considering its near your waste disposal area.
Tldr use scissors
amputate
Use bleach to really remove that dug in hair
put bengay all over
[QUOTE=bisousbisous;41785317]Use bleach to really remove that dug in hair[/QUOTE]
Use bleach+ammonia to remove that dug in life
because you'll die
and never post here again
Never shave because RenegadeCop likes his hair
shave or trim its just a choice.
OP you once you shave more often youll get used to it and the itchiness will go down. If just cant take it then just trim it
how do you reach 18 without a monkey jungle down there
When I first shaved I went to my older brother for advice this years ago, his advice was to put Bengay/Deep heat on the problem areas, which included my nuts.
Not only was it the most pain I've ever felt on my balls but I don't trust my brother anymore.
In the future just trim, you won't get any ingrown annoying hairs.
[QUOTE=geogzm;41785444]how do you reach 18 without a monkey jungle down there[/QUOTE]
i didnt
Should've of just dumped her.
use nair on your balls
[editline]10th August 2013[/editline]
seriously though if you managed to fuck up your balls here is a guide i made just 4 u
i expect to be paid
1. Fill yo sink with hot water, the hotter the better as long as it won't cause burns on your dick.
2. Rub that shit on your balls, dick, happy trail - whatever you wanna shave
3. Get some conditioner (hear me out) instead of shaving foam. Shaving foam tends to come in mint flavor so it burns your bellend if you get any on it. Also, conditioner is just generally more pleasant to shave with.
4. Rub dat conditioner on all the parts you wanna shave
5. Shave the same area 3 times downwards, and 1 time upwards. This generally makes it completely smooth without leaving any razor burn.
6. For shaving yo balls you wanna make sure they're loose and shit, and then stretch the skin as far as you can with one hand, and shave with the other.
7. Wipe all that conditioner off unless you want your dick to taste like L'oreal.
Congratulations, you have now shaved your dick and balls. The more often you do it the less it tends to itch afterwards. If you want to keep it smooth shave them every 2/3 days.
my instructional video is available for £10
scissors first to get rid of all the straggly bits, then shave that bastard. use soap or some ship and thoroughly rinse out the razor every few strokes. unless you are a fucktard, you won't cut yourself.
[QUOTE=Noss;41786284]
my instructional video is available for £10[/QUOTE]
How would I go about purchasing the video?
Buy NoNo.
wax
Just braid your hair until your cock and bollocks look like a disfigured viking.
Dreadlocks
If you shave often with a good razor then you'll have no trouble.
Use some skin cream and trim it in ONE direction only so the hair won't grow into the body and itch like hell. Don't trim too deep if it's your first time, leave a small amount of lenght. Do that a couple of weeks and then you can begin to shave it completely.
[QUOTE=IliekBoxes;41785312]Don't shave. If you absolutely have to, snip your hair with scissors. A razor causes small abrasions to the skin, which have a higher chance of getting infected considering its near your waste disposal area.
Tldr use scissors[/QUOTE]
Shit...
the first time I shaved I thought it all looked a bit like a naked mole rat
First time I shaved my pubes it went a little like this.
Shave shave shave.
... later ...
go downstairs
"ellis were you tidying your hair up earlier"
"mm"
"theres some under the sink"
"mm"
"can you clean it up please"
"mm"
"its pubic"
"i wonder how that got there"
The first time I did this it looked like my dick, balls but most of all my pelvic region looked like it had suffered severe radiation burns.
If you want no hair, wax. But honestly that's kinda fucking creepy, especially if she likes it that way, unless you're a porn star.
But otherwise just fuckin trim. Best way is probably to get one of those electric razors that you can put those plastic guards on that control the length of the hair.
If you want a solution right now I'd wax off the bristly hair as soon as it gets long enough. Then it'll reborn soft. Sure you're gonna have to wax your balls but would you rather be constantly living in agony or have a few brief moments of extreme pain and be done with it.
I once shaved my pubes into a hitler mustache.
Let's just say girls don't find that attractive......
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