• I need help to remove my "Adam Sandler" condition.
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I've never told anyone this, not even my parents or my siblings. It's extremely embarrassing and if I can't fix my problem I'm going to go insane. It all started with the movie Grown Ups; I decided to watch this movie one night by myself out of sheer curiousity. I didn't know too much about the movie and I never really had a problem with Adam Sandler, before watching this movie. Well, after watching Grown Ups I felt sick with rage. I never had this amount of rage, it was a weird sensation. I thought about the movie for days and my dreams would always be about either me shitting on Adam Sandler or shoving shit down his throat to cover that fucking gay ass laugh. You know that fucking nasal laugh. Months pass by, and it seems my dreams won't stop and they even gotten worse. The few times I didn't dream of deficating on Adam Sandler, I would wake up with a normal morning wood. But, when I have Adam Sandler dreams I wake up with a raging boner, and the sensation to fuck something. Although this might sound funny it's honestly not. I don't want these feelings anymore but it seems the more movies he makes the more I want to shit in his throat. I can't even have sex because the last time I got laid I just imagined her face to be Adam Sander. It was like I was fucking Jill from Jack and Jill. I would thrust so hard and sweat so much that my partner has to snap me out of it. Is this some inner demons I'm battling? Maybe Adam Sandler is my dark passenger? Maybe I'm subconsciously gay for Sandler and I'm trying to hide it with rage? I need less questions and more answers.
You appear to have the [url=https://www.google.no/search?q=Sandler+syndrome&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:nb-NO:official&client=firefox-a&channel=rcs&gws_rd=cr]Sandler syndrome[/url]. Or you should go see a psychiatrist.
there is only one cure sorry man, rip in pieace, le funny meme!, etc. [editline]1st August 2013[/editline] hot molten lead in ur domepiece, brick works too
that's not a condition that's just a natural reaction to watching an adam sandler movie
Only way to end your rage is to deplete your rage. You must find, and shit, on Adam Sandler.
dude I think you just want to fuck adam sandler
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[QUOTE=Ice Tea;41680536]Only way to end your rage is to deplete your rage. You must find, and shit, on Adam Sandler.[/QUOTE] If only I could just get that one dingleberry inside his mouth and make it dance in his throat by flexing my asshole, I would might feel like I accomplished my dreams. But will it stop me from having more dreams about the sandler.
Don't watch I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, that's all the advice I can give you
why would you want to stop this
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