Protip: If a cop finds drugs in your crotch, the very least you can do is admit ownership
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[url=http://rss.thesmokinggun.com/buster/oxycodone/honest-officer-those-drugs-hidden-my-crotch-are-not-mine]Source[/url]
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Jessi Clark[/quote]
Jessi Clark was riding in the front passenger seat of a Cadillac Wednesday night when Florida cops pulled over the vehicle after spotting the 29-year-old without a seatbelt.
As the driver spoke with cops, Clark allegedly “pulled out a piece of paper towel from her crotch” that had three Oxycodone pills and three Xanax tablets. Clark, pictured in the mug shot at right, then denied that the drugs she fished from the vicinity of her private parts were her property, [url=http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/drugsdownthepants121710.jpg]according to a police report excerpted here[/url].
She pointed the finger at the driver, alleging that he “told her to put it down her pants.” The driver denied Clark’s claim, stating “he has no idea what was down her pants.”
Clark’s disavowal of the stash in her drawers was rejected by cops, who charged her with two felony drug possession counts. She is being held in the Manatee County jail in lieu of $2000 bond.
In late-September, a Florida man gave police a similar story when they discovered [url=http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/suspect-denies-owning-cocaine-his-butt]a bag of cocaine hidden inside his buttocks[/url]. Strangely, the suspect admitted ownership of a bag of pot that was also wedged in the same place.[/release]
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Well, at least she didn't pull her lies out of her ass.
That's something new...
why would she pull them out with a cop right outside her car?
[QUOTE=Sparkwire;26778812]why would she pull them out with a cop right outside her car?[/QUOTE]
I guess she sensed the officer thought there was something... [I]fishy[/I] about her :v:
I think she's one of the only people I've ever seen smile for their mugshot.
She must have been nervous and thought the Officer was going to frisk her or some shit.
[QUOTE=gnome;26778869]I think she's one of the only people I've ever seen smile for their mugshot.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1033554-Guy-Swallows-Entire-Bag-of-Cocaine-Takes-Greatest-Mugshot-Ever?highlight=man+swallows[/url]
[img]http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/340x_art_taylor_cocaine.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;26779007][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1033554-Guy-Swallows-Entire-Bag-of-Cocaine-Takes-Greatest-Mugshot-Ever?highlight=man+swallows[/url]
[img_thumb]http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/340x_art_taylor_cocaine.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
He's not smiling, someone's clearly waving a chainsaw at him.
Moral of the story is wear a seatbelt
Why did she even reveal that she had drugs in the first place? I mean, if it's safely hidden away inside of her pussy, then why blow your cover?
Wow, she's stupid. Not only did she pull drugs out of her crotch that the cops would have no reason to suspect were there, she didn't wear a seatbelt.
[QUOTE=cqbcat;26780539]Why did she even reveal that she had drugs in the first place? I mean, if it's safely hidden away inside of her pussy, then why blow your cover?[/QUOTE]
My guess is because she was telling the truth? Probably smiling because she thinks she has no reason to be in jail. Despite complying with the man to bury drugs in her nether regions.
Just a stab in the dark, anyway.
[QUOTE=gnome;26778869]I think she's one of the only people I've ever seen smile for their mugshot.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/bill%20gates%20mug%20shot.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=cjone2;26780412]Moral of the story is wear a seatbelt[/QUOTE]
No, it's "keep it in your pants".
[img]http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/jessilynnclark.jpg[/img]
Look at that fucking forehead. I just want to lick that all night.
hahahaha i live in manatee county, and im not surprised
roxycodone is a popular pill down here, i'm sure i know some people who know her.
[img]http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/jessilynnclark.jpg[/img]
It is more of a [b]S[/b]mug shot.
[QUOTE=Sparkwire;26778812]why would she pull them out with a cop right outside her car?[/QUOTE]
She's a dumbass.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;26778850]I guess she sensed the officer thought there was something... [I]fishy[/I] about her :v:[/QUOTE]
Oh come on, what's with the ratings, that was decent.
[QUOTE=GodKing;26784754]Oh come on, what's with the ratings, that was decent.[/QUOTE]
Thank you :unsmith:
[QUOTE=Waals Vander;26782067][img_thumb]http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/bill%20gates%20mug%20shot.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
For those who don't know, that's Bill Gates.
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