• spider on my wall
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OH MY GOD. okay facepunch, this is the only time i've ever asked for your help legitimately, there is a spooky spider, on the wall, RIGHT above my goddamn toilet. i was taking a shit, and i turned around, and there was a spider. AND HOLY SHIT OMG. im terrified how do i kill this beast. It's building a WEB.
Boot that bitch up you pussy.
How big is it?
Look it up, see what it is.
Oh no.. this is a spider thread I've trapped myself in.
it's bigger than a dollar, it's like, a little smaller than a tarantula
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;36023922]it's bigger than a dollar, it's like, a little smaller than a tarantula[/QUOTE] Catch it in some toilet paper and flush it.
get a broom and spear-fight that motherfucker
take a pic and upload it so we can see
Put it in toilet paper, and drop it outside. Don't kill it you big meany. :'c
i cant get too close or it will jump me, and its too high up to hit
poop on it
>broom handle >duct tape >bayonet >tape bayonet to broomhandle >??? >spider vs makeshift spear clash of the titans
punch it u sissy
Put a large plastic bowl on your head, get a broom, and kill the motherfucker. [quote]Put it in toilet paper, and drop it outside. Don't kill it you big meany. :'c [/quote] Or this, if you aren't afraid to touch it.
Take a broomstick and 4 magazines, place the magazines on top each other so that the there is a spine on each side of the stack, duck tape it to the end of the broom. Engage spider with maximum prejudice. Wear a helmet.
"Jen?" "The spider has moved from the bathtub and is now blocking my exit"
I bet you shit a lot really fast when u saw that spider
can i spray it with [img]http://perfume-malaysia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ck-shock1.jpg[/img]
It will probably make it freak out and you'll be freaked out, too and it'll do nothing.
Take a picture.
The calvin cline will only give him more confidence that will allow him to be able to rip your arms and legs off and eat them with his tiny tiny teeth and in every little bite you feel the venom course through your diabetic bloodstream.
Let out a big tart on it.
WILL EYEGLASS CLEANER SMITE THIS WRETCHED BEAST?
Get a picture of it so we can identify the kind of spider. Once we identify it, we can tell you how to kill it.
Get a sledgehammer and kill it.
Burn down the house and move to antarctica. I know that's what i'd do if i saw a giant ass spider behind me.
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;36024185]WILL EYEGLASS CLEANER SMITE THIS WRETCHED BEAST?[/QUOTE] Combine the CK Shock with a Zippo lighter or a match and become spider smiter destroyer of worlds.
Convert it to Communism of course! Just kidding, pick it up with a paper towel and let him go outside :)
What you do is, you get a Chainsaw, no wait, a flamethrower and burn it to death. Or throw a boot at it with razors on all sides and like no gaps, then throw it at it.
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