• Write an M. Night Shyamalan movie
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(Number) people are (stuck in, tormented by, confused by - choose 1 or more) by a (noun). This (same noun as before) is thought to be a (noun), but is actually a (something that has absolutely nothing to do with the previous things). (Write a sentence that wraps up the movie.) 17 people are stuck in a crawlspace. This crawlspace is thought to be a portal to hell, but is actually a tunnel to the neighbor's house. The 17 people exit the crawlspace into the neighbor's house thinking it is hell. The tiny frail white girl murders the homeowner. She is arrested for murder, the others are arrested as accomplices.
2 people are stuck in a movie theater by an M. Night Shyamalan movie test screening. This movie screening was thought to be good, but is actually like every one of his other recent movies. The doors lock and both people kill themselves 1/3rd through the movie.
3 guys have to fight for a bomb which will explode in 30 seconds. The movie ends after 29 seconds so we don;t have to watch 30 seconds on M Night Shyamalan
This guy posts a shit thread, then recieves a PM saying "fuck yourself" But what he doesn't realise is that the person who PMed him was his mother.
ok heres mine. in the beginning.............the end.
There is a twist.
The world explodes and everyone gets evacuated to a better planet. THE END
M. Night Shyamalan makes a good movie. The tweest is that it actually [b]is[/b] a good movie.
After a family is involved in a road accident, a little girl is put into a coma and hospitalised. Her parents go through drama and shit while doctors try to help her. It turns out at the end that her parents actually died and it's all a coma dream. WHAT A TWEEEST. I wouldn't be surprised if M. Night Shyamalan is lurking, trying to find ideas to steal. gtfo Shyamalan, this idea's mine.
This thread never existed in the first place. [IMG]http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/Images/m-night-shyamalan.jpg[/IMG]
A Shammy met a Lama. They fused together and became a Shammalama. The End
An hour stuck in a cardboard box with M. Night Shyamalan. Turns out the box is a metaphor for hell.
Conrad Breadnbocker spends 4 years of his life fighting in the British army during WW2. After liberating Africa from the greaseball Italians, Conrad realizes every man he killed was actually himself. [editline]01:48AM[/editline] directed by M. Night Shyamalan
people start dying. plants did it
Bruce Willis helps kids get over trauma but finds out the kid was helping him with his trauma. Oh wait, are we supposed to be doing bad movies?
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