• Convince Mom smoking weed is aight
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So today I got into a big fight with my mom including me actually slapping the bitch, and she questioned why there was oregano on my desk, I just said I used it to spice some food and she kind of believed it. But as the fight got more intense I told her the reason I had oregano on my desk is because someone fucking sold me oregano instead of weed (yeah I got ripped off again, its fun being a mark). We're having this big conversation, I've sent her erowid links, and I'm trying to convince her it's okay to smoke it. I've brought up the fact it can cure her insomnia very easily, it helps me relax with my depression problems, and if the smoke is too much of a health risk I can purchase a vaporizer. I even told her I'd love to smoke with her sometime. I've almost convinced her that's it's okay, but the problem is her brother did weed, and then it became a gateway drug for him, and he got into hard shit like meth and eventually ODed one day and died. This is the event that is preventing her from letting me smoke. I've told her multiple times the pros and cons, the benefits, the safety, how I won't get caught, how it's non-addictive, I'll quit when I get a job or join a sport team, it's healthier than the cigarettes she smokes, and etc. But because of the incident with her brother, I can't just push her over the edge. (I can still smoke weed without her knowing, but it would be so peaceful to smoke weed knowing she didn't care, plus I could light up with her and she'd buy some too. Any convincing messages I can send to her?
Bring a revolver and play Russian Roulette
you sound pretty dumb you hit your mom and always get ripped off? Just look at the fucking weed before you buy, stop letting everyone push you around, you're being pussy
You slapped your own mother?
you bought oregano? lmfao tell her your too pussy to do hard drugs.
Yo dude you're so bad ass you disrespected your mom holy shit you slapped here! That'll show that bitch! Now, to be even MORE bad ass and be in the book of bad asses how abouts ya jump off a cliff for us! :D
become a meth addict first, then do weed
First of all, I think you're a stupid little bitch, a) for buying oregano, thinking it was weed and b) for hitting your mom, of all people. Stop smoking weed, and get your morals in check, then you can smoke. [editline]05:06PM[/editline] I agree with Anubis.
You should just get into hard shit like meth and eventually OD one day and die
If I ever slapped my mom I would get my ass whooped by my dad.
If I ever slapped my mom, I would be out on my ass, and I'd fucking deserve it, too OP, do everyone a favor and go die in a fire
goddamn man ur so edgy and hip you sure showed that bitch how dare she raise you and take care of you since you were a baby man fuck dat ho yo
[QUOTE=Anubis678;19493299]If I ever slapped my mom, I would be out on my ass, and I'd fucking deserve it, too OP, do everyone a favor and go die in a fire[/QUOTE] Hmmm, I said jump off of a cliff but a fire would be more painful for him...DO IT DO IT DO IT [editline]06:14PM[/editline] Also, if I ever hit my mom, [B][I]I[/I][/B] would kick [B][I]myself[/I][/B] out of the house.
Anubis why dont you go fucking die dumbass? Stop raging you little pussy. Fuck your on here evrey day you addictive bastard go out and spend your life with your friends dumbass. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - Dragon))[/highlight]
how old is the OP?
[QUOTE=FlappyFire;19493447]Anubis why dont you go fucking die dumbass? Stop raging you little pussy. Fuck your on here evrey day you addictive bastard go out and spend your life with your friends dumbass.[/QUOTE] get the fuck out now
Well, I'm glad you're showing her all the beneifts and sseeing the peace behind not having to worry about your mother knowing. Still, you were hitting her, what the fuck man? she's your mother. You should keep on explaining, maybe buy her a gift in apology or something.
[QUOTE=FlappyFire;19493447]Anubis why dont you go fucking die dumbass? Stop raging you little pussy. Fuck your on here evrey day you addictive bastard go out and spend your life with your friends dumbass.[/QUOTE] shaaaaaaddup.
I heard the number one way of proving your're right is slapping your mother across the face.
Oh god, you guys. I didn't fucking backhand her. She slapped me across the face so I lightly smacked her back because she was being ignorant. She thinks since "she's the mother she can do anything"
[QUOTE=Herbie3;19494136]Oh god, you guys. I didn't fucking backhand her. She slapped me across the face so I lightly smacked her back because she was being ignorant. She thinks since "she's the mother she can do anything"[/QUOTE] Seeing as she is your mother, she CAN do anything. Grow the fuck up and deal with it. Until you're 18 you have no say so just fucking realize she fucking [B][I]owns[/I][/B] you until you are an adult. Deal with it.
haha i would've thrown your dumb ass out the door if you hit me. also slapping her isn't going to prove you can handle weed lmao
[QUOTE=FlappyFire;19493447]Anubis why dont you go fucking die dumbass? Stop raging you little pussy. Fuck your on here evrey day you addictive bastard go out and spend your life with your friends dumbass.[/QUOTE] I take it you agree with the op? OP, I don't think bud is for you. Why bother even trying to convince your mom that it's a positive thing if you can't buy any without getting ripped off anyway? Or is this some sinister plot to get her to buy drugs for you since you're an easy mark O.o
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn18H3FKDV4[/media] This guy is basically like this kid.
That lady should kick his ass, little kid.
[quote=curiousfper;19495588][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn18h3fkdv4[/media] this guy is basically like this kid.[/quote] ....raaaage
[QUOTE=Anubis678;19492662]Bring a revolver and play Russian Roulette[/QUOTE] Fuck that. He should play Russian Roulette with a Glock 18.
I would so whoop your ass right now if I knew where you lived. Your lucky son.
The OP decided to honestly include a somewhat reasonable detail and then everyone turned into a douchebag, the hell guys? I want Silverhammer back :-(
[QUOTE=matey9;19497426]The OP decided to honestly include a somewhat reasonable detail and then everyone turned into a douchebag, the hell guys?[/QUOTE] Do you slap your mom?
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