• Thinking of Buying a Fleshlight.
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So now that i can't get laid with any of the girls of my country as in I am a Pakistani Male living in USA for 10 years now. Sigh man im 21 and still didn't get laid. The thing is i wanna shag a Pakistani girl who has the most tightest pussy anywhere in the world. But these girls ask to get married first which is Deer balls! So should i get a fleshlight and get it over with? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("dumb thread" - Lithifold))[/highlight]
I hope you're kidding....
lol fleshlight
Fleshlights be good for long weekends, right now they have a 15% off deal for your first purchase. Although they require cleaning and lube so have fun with that. If you buy one get the Super Ribbed, everyone seems to love it.
Fuck it i'll stick with porn
Is it ever possible to get an infection from a fleshlight?? That would just be embarrassing.
Get a dildo instead.
[QUOTE=McPendo;24579797]Fuck it i'll stick with porn[/QUOTE] Then why make a thread if you give in that quickly?
^ fucking a Subcontinental Indian bitch is like putting your cock inside Predator's mouth. Thats if she doesn't allow you. I mean its fucking hard as hell man you gota dick ride a lot! [editline]03:11AM[/editline] [QUOTE=claythepro;24579816]Then why make a thread if you give in that quickly?[/QUOTE] im also broke!
[QUOTE=McPendo;24579822]^ fucking a Subcontinental Indian bitch is like putting your cock inside Predator's mouth. Thats if she doesn't allow you. I mean its fucking hard as hell man you gota dick ride a lot! [editline]03:11AM[/editline] [b]im also broke![/b][/QUOTE] Then why did you ask in the first place?
^ No im asking if i should get a fleshlight?
No, because you're broke.
I know, and I'm asking why you would even bother making a thread about [i]buying[/i] one if you're [i]broke[/i].
^Not that broke i mean i can still get one.
what the fuck is going on with the OP holy fucking shit
I've thought about buying one, the Joe Rogan podcast always recommends it :v:
Sort out your priorities. Food, clothing, electricity > synthetic vagina
The thought of Joe Rogan using a fleshlight makes me really uncomfortable.
^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking awesome!!! [editline]03:19AM[/editline] [QUOTE=J4censolo;24579967]Sort out your priorities. Food, clothing, electricity > synthetic vagina[/QUOTE] The threshold is getting blurry man food/vagina seem alike.
Fleshlight? I thought of getting one when I was in Amsterdam but cleaning and maintenence seemed too much of a hassle so didn't get one
I was going to come into this thread calling you a loser, but shit a Pakistani male? Makes sense for you to buy one. Really no hope for you when it comes to girl might as well buy a fucktube
Guys, this is a lesson about why it's bad to do crack. [editline]11:23PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Aman V;24580049]I was going to come into this thread calling you a loser, but shit a Pakistani male? Makes sense for you to buy one. Really no hope for you when it comes to girl might as well buy a fucktube[/QUOTE] Wow, that's just.. I don't even know.
Fleshlights creep me out.
[QUOTE=McPendo;24579726]im 21 and still didn't get laid. [/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i925.photobucket.com/albums/ad98/iLikeTag/Reaction%20Faces/70reaction.jpg[/IMG]
^Fucks this?
[QUOTE=McPendo;24580303]^Fucks this?[/QUOTE] pure genius, bro
[quote=mcpendo;24580303]^fucks this?[/quote] [b]a reaction face[/b]
[QUOTE=Aman V;24580049]I was going to come into this thread calling you a loser, but shit a Pakistani male? Makes sense for you to buy one. Really no hope for you when it comes to girl might as well buy a fucktube[/QUOTE] Why would a fucktube be any worse than fucking your hand? Especially if that fucktube feels 10x better.
Save up for a prostitute.
No you have it all wrong, I'm pretty sure Pakistani people don't have sex. [editline]01:48AM[/editline] Perhaps that means you have it all right
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