• Deppressed Cousin what to do?
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Foreword: This is an alt. So it all started last night. Apparently, my cousin (female) got into a fight with my aunt her mom and ran out (cousin) and stayed in the park until like 7 in the morning when my mom went out to look for her. So now its around 6 pm. Now she's at my house, in my bed and hasn't eaten anything. Being the kind sensitive cousin, I tell her to eat the chicken that I went out and bought her, (It's not fried chicken its like gourmet good expensive chicken, I know I'm so nice huh?) and she's all being mopey n shit. I just want to sleep forever, I don't have any interest in anything, bla bla bla. Sounds like classic depression to me, quiet, not eating anything, sleeping for most of the time, dark room. Well me, being the nice guy and all, just wants to slap and yell, "STOP BEING SO FUCKING SELFISH!" but I know that this is a delicate situation, so this is out of the question. I've tried talking nice to her and she's all like, "I don't want to talk to you." Well facepunch, what do I do. taking her anywhere is pretty much out of the question. And a fast answer would be pretty nice, considering I want to get to bed in a few hours, and that nice tasty chicken is getting cold. tl;dr for you lazy bastards: deppressed cousin, in my house, in my bed, being deppressed. What should I do? And the chicken is getting cold. EDIT YO: I have school tomorrow. And I want my bed back. P.S. Any variation of rape, and violence is out of the question. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Didn't read the sticky" - Dragon))[/highlight]
I know what I would do. :smug:
Sleep it off, then approach her again tommorow morning.
I'd yell at her like you said.
[QUOTE=Bassmonger;19416224]I know what I would do. :smug:[/QUOTE] [b]P.S. Any variation of rape, and violence is out of the question. [/b]
Take her to the tunnel of love; It's cousins only night.
Tell her to stop being a mopey bitch and eat the chicken [editline]01:28PM[/editline] On the other hand needy girl in your bed...
Johny depp ressed cousin?
[QUOTE=Gnome Genome;19416244][b]P.S. Any variation of rape, and violence is out of the question. [/b][/QUOTE] oh shut the fuck up and allow some people to make a few funny posts in your thread for fuck's sake
Try talking to her about whats up? Insist on it. Just don't over do it. Am I seriously the only person with advice?
[QUOTE=adadadsd;19416227]Sleep it off, then approach her again tommorow morning.[/QUOTE] I want my bed back. I got school and stuff. She has school and stuff. And my chicken is getting cold.
[QUOTE=Aurora93;19416270]oh shut the fuck up and allow some people to make a few funny posts in your thread for fuck's sake[/QUOTE] But they're not funny anymore, it's just getting old Dang OP, breakin mah automerge
[QUOTE=Gnome Genome;19416244][b]P.S. Any variation of rape, and violence is out of the question. [/b][/QUOTE] Then ask first.
Inject her with the swine flu virus.
Give her a some time to think over what she has done, then confront her.
[QUOTE=DeadorK;19416257]Tell her to stop being a mopey bitch and eat the chicken [editline]01:28PM[/editline] On the other hand needy girl in your bed...[/QUOTE] Needy girl in bed, father in the next room.
:suicide:
Make love to her and she will get happy? Its not rape if she agrees.
[QUOTE=Gnome Genome;19416304]Needy girl in bed, father in the next room.[/QUOTE] Great idea, have your father videotape it!
I myself have depression along with MANY other mental disorders and shit, its not really her fault, most of it is a Chemical Imbalance, Triptofan, anyway, be delicate, comfort her and don't make rash outburts or such, and people in this thread need to open their eyes.
[QUOTE=Gnome Genome;19416304]Needy girl in bed, father in the next room.[/QUOTE] Duct tape man.
[QUOTE=Mike_013;19416299]Give her a some time to think over what she has done, then confront her.[/QUOTE] It's been almost 12 fucking hours. [b]I already tried talking to her sensibly. I.E. Me:You should eat something, you know, get your strength back. Her:I don't feel anything, I don't have any interest in anything. Me:... And any other variation thereof.[/b]
Slap her with your dick that should show her.
[QUOTE=Shadowsniper789;19416319]Great idea, have your father videotape it![/QUOTE] I love you. No homo though sorry.
Eat the chicken in front of her
Does your bed have room for you? Just sleep in it anyway.
Barge in her (or your, technically) and start jumping around and everything and shit and act all happy-go-lucky
let her starve herself to death she'll learn her lesson
[QUOTE=Aurora93;19416425]Barge in her (or your, technically) and start jumping around and everything and shit and act all happy-go-lucky[/QUOTE] I want her mental health to get BETTER.
Prozac could work it out.
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