I shit my pants once when I was in the first grade.
No one found out, but by the end of the day it started dripping into my sock and shoe.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;28382811]I shit my pants once when I was in the first grade.
No one found out, but by the end of the day it started dripping into my sock and shoe.[/QUOTE]
Nice to know.
[QUOTE=The Spie;28382349]The Onion
:frog:[/QUOTE]
There's nothing wrong with The Onion, it's a reputable news provider, just like The Daily Mail and The Sun.
[QUOTE=The Spie;28382349]The Onion
:frog:[/QUOTE]
there is absolutely nothing wrong with the onion, take your own advice
What a [i]shitty[/i] award.
lol the news ad [i]"Fourth-Grade Boy Poops In Pants"[/i]
Once in grade school I remember me and my class smelling shit in the room, so the teacher told someone to confess or the janitor will come and feel our asses for shit. The janitor came.
[QUOTE=HazeFyer23;28387012]Once in grade school I remember me and my class smelling shit in the room, so the teacher told someone to confess or the janitor will come and feel our asses for shit. The janitor came.[/QUOTE]
The janitor [b]came[/b]
Onion news is awesome
[QUOTE=Rosek;28383149]There's nothing wrong with The Onion, it's a reputable news provider, just like The Daily Mail and The Sun.[/QUOTE]
And Fox!
[QUOTE=Tahrok;28387791]And Fox![/QUOTE]
Oh dear how could I have missed one of the most reputable of them all?
I applogise my fellow Facepunchers. :v:
[QUOTE=OptimistPrime;28387112]The janitor [b]came[/b][/QUOTE]
HUEHUE HE SAID CAME. He obviously meant it as ejaculation.
on-topic: I wonder why he wants to go back to Afghanistan so quick again.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;28382811]I shit my pants once when I was in the first grade.
No one found out, but by the end of the day it started dripping into my sock and shoe.[/QUOTE]
I don't want to be your friend
[QUOTE=collegegrad;28382811]I shit my pants once when I was in the first grade.
No one found out, but by the end of the day it started dripping into my sock and shoe.[/QUOTE]
You're just a big bag of awkward.
[QUOTE=Billiam;28393197]You're just a big bag of awkward.[/QUOTE]
Story of my life :smith:
[QUOTE=collegegrad;28396652]Story of my life :smith:[/QUOTE]
Yours is a story, while mine is a book! :smug:
[QUOTE=The Spie;28382349]The Onion
:frog:[/QUOTE]
Look on the bright side; at least it's not Fox.
I don't recall ever shitting myself in school (any more than a little chunk of poo anyway), but i did piss myself a good few times.
ITT: We Talk about how we Shit in our Pants.
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