• Raimo's Hard Life [Interactive]
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[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/I3KAgD.png[/IMG] Your name is RAIMO and you live deep forests of Finland. From generations after generations your family has lived in the same cabin you now live and done the same things you now do. You don't know much of the outside world and you dont really care because you have all well here. You have a very short temper and a lot of bad luck seems to follow you everywhere. You are plowing your field for potatoes in the early summer... [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/DedDDX.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/4WeJ8Y.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/i1uj8p.png[/IMG] [B][U][I]"PERKELE!" [/I][/U][/B]You shout when the third tire this year blows up from your trusty old valmet. [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/Khmrm4.png[/IMG] You dont really know where to release all that anger. Drinking some of your neighbours moonshine comes into your mind.
Enter the cabin and tell your family that "Kyxi kakksi perkele voi vitto".
Burn down the forest. [img]http://th05.deviantart.net/fs70/150/i/2011/159/3/8/combustible_lemon_by_mantissama-d3ie3dg.jpg[/img]
Decide that you've had enough of the life you're currently leading. Take all your personal belongings and other essentials, then set off in search of adventure.
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/HzxlG9.png[/img] You've had enough! It is time to search the world! [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/nh0xgh.png[/img] You step into the storehouse but you cant decide what you want with you.
Take some moonshine and fill the bag with hay.
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/flkyRG.png[/img] You take the moonshine bottle to your hand and fill the bag with hay. You dont understand the purpose of the hay in the bag but as before: You've thought about your actions after you've done them. Was there anything else before we venture to the dangerous world?
[QUOTE=juGGa;31268092][img]http://i.cubeupload.com/flkyRG.png[/img] You take the moonshine bottle to your hand and fill the bag with hay. You dont understand the purpose of the hay in the bag but as before: You've thought about your actions after you've done them. Was there anything else before we venture to the dangerous world?[/QUOTE] The pitchfork is obviously very important, and could come in handy when you do hay-related activities.
Ew, my images had opacity! [editline]22nd July 2011[/editline] I mean transparency! [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/oCq9Pk.png[/img] You feel like you are ready to meet the world! [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/yR0Nmo.png[/img] The world as you know it. Now what should Raimo do...
boat over the bay to get cheap booze
Walk down path, explore unknown route.
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/cmcUdp.png[/img] As you walk the path you encounter reindeer!
groom the raindeer
Feed the reindeer all the hay in the pack in exchange for safe package and to free space in your pack.
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/XUe8Kj.png[/img] You decide to throw the hay because the reindeer was so far. It escapes to the neighbors land!
Say "Fuck that shit." To the reindeer because it's so ungrateful. Continue to explore and reach a bridge that seperates your area from a larger wilderness. Realize you're about to be caught in a King Arthur cliche when there's a man guarding the bridge.
Other people could make commands too :rolleyes: [editline]22nd July 2011[/editline] You decide to leave it be and continue on. [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/V1BKOb.png[/img] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/GuXiZq.png[/img] It's starting to be night. Looks like someone else has used this path too. You are starting to be hungry and it looks like somekind of a big animal has bitten this tree and the mark looks fresh too.
It would be foolish to camp here. Keep moving quietly and hunt an animal to kill, roast and eat for dinner.
Follow footprints.
Dig a hole to sleep in using the pitchfork (also drink the moonshine to keep up stamina). Then curse about taking a pitchfork instead of a shovel.
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/xjBPYl.png[/img] You decide to follow the footprints and keep a look out for animals. [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/aqD1EV.png[/img] You follow the footprints for a few hours but it seems futile. You decide to dig a hole in the ground for sleeping but before you start you see a bird's nest high up on the pine.
Shake the pine tree until the delicious eggs come out, catch them with your bag of hay so they don't break
[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;31275905]Shake the pine tree until the delicious eggs come out, catch them with your bag of hay so they don't break[/QUOTE] But you fed your bag of hay to the reindeer.
Well, since no one else has posted for 5 hours Decide that digging a hole is a bad idea. Berate yourself mentally for being so stupid. Climb a large tree and sleep in the branches hopefully safe from any nighttime predator.\\ Automerge broken :argh:
[QUOTE=Hampants;31282489]Automerge broken :argh:[/QUOTE] If I remember right it only merges the posts if there's max two hours between. But yeah I'll do that. [editline]23rd July 2011[/editline] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/LeOzlJ.png[/img] You think about a second that you shake the tree so that the eggs fall but it's more than likely that they will break. You then think that it would be safer to sleep in a tree so you look around for practical tree for that. There seems to be just too-thick-to-sleep-in spruces around you but there is also a pine in the distance that could be what you are looking for.. You have to climb about 20 meters to get to the twig that should hold your weight. Do you want to risk it?
Look around to make sure there's not any other viable places to sleep, like a cave. If there is, investigate.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;31289711]Look around to make sure there's not any other viable places to sleep, like a cave. If there is, investigate.[/QUOTE] Just trees, Trees everywhere [editline]23rd July 2011[/editline] *sigh* [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/81jX6a.png[/img] As you explore the forest you come to a old tar pit. You are really exhausted right now..
Shove your face in the pit without further thinking In fact, just jump in the pit
Snort the ashes at the bottom of the pit and recieve a vision from your past.
[QUOTE=Sheogorath;31291287]Snort the ashes at the bottom of the pit and recieve a vision from your past.[/QUOTE] They are rocks. [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/NwcMnV.png[/img] You step in the pit and start to sleep... KAHAWLAM Its morning. You take a glance at the outside world. [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/DO5DC0.png[/img] You are hungry and pretty thirsty.. Should you drink the moonshine?
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