That's Not What I Wanted You To Stick In Me: Local robber uses online sex ads to find targets
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Source: [url]http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Police-robber-uses-personal-ads-to-find-targets-188138291.html[/url]
Important bits:
• "The victims believe they're meeting Hansen for sex, but when he shows up at their homes he robs them, according to police."
• "Anyone who knows where [David] Hansen [the robber] is or has been victimized by him is asked to call 911 or contact the Robbery Unit at (206) 684-5535."
That's pretty fucking smart.
What's this world coming to when you can't trust callboys anymore?
[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;39336669]What's this world coming to when you can't trust callboys anymore?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=2361&dateline=1260553709[/img]
When will people learn not to trust anyone named "Hansen" when it comes to sex and the Internet?
[QUOTE=lavacano;39336393]
• "The victims believe they're meeting Hansen for sex[/QUOTE]
You can't be fucking serious
[IMG]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.943941.1318377989!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/alg-chris-hansen-jpg.jpg[/IMG]
I guess those guys who responded to the ad gotten a different kind of STICK-UP than what they expected.
jajajaja!
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39336724]You can't be fucking serious
[IMG]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.943941.1318377989!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/alg-chris-hansen-jpg.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
why don't you have a seat right there....and give me all your money.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39336724]You can't be fucking serious
[IMG]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.943941.1318377989!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/alg-chris-hansen-jpg.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
David Hansen, not Chris Hansen
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39336724]You can't be fucking serious
[IMG]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.943941.1318377989!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/alg-chris-hansen-jpg.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Damn it how did I not make that connection
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39336724] [IMG]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.943941.1318377989!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/alg-chris-hansen-jpg.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
"What are you doing here, with my lamp?"
[QUOTE=Ericson666;39336719]When will people learn not to trust anyone named "Hansen" when it comes to sex and the Internet?[/QUOTE]
I call him Chris Handsome.
[QUOTE=areolop;39337502]David Hansen, not Chris Hansen[/QUOTE]
His brother.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39336724]You can't be fucking serious
[IMG]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.943941.1318377989!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/alg-chris-hansen-jpg.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
The Hansen in question:
[img]http://media.komonews.com/images/130123_robberbig.jpg[/img]
They're pretty much twins.
[QUOTE=Shifty Pete;39340234]They're pretty much twins.[/QUOTE]
Are you blind, child? Chris is way hotter.
This guy was probably a drug or alcohol addict.
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