"Microsoft Bing is taking on Google". pfft yeah right.
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[url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8449378.stm[/url]
Remember this is the guy who said "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS" and practically had a seizure at a product release.
"Now you can Google with Bing!"
just bing it
It's not going to happen.
Google is like ketchup with fries, whereas Bing is like salad cream with fries.
Everyone loves ketchup with fries, but only weird motherfuckers put salad cream on them.
[QUOTE=XSarcYX;19549695]It's not going to happen.
Google is like ketchup with fries, whereas Bing is like salad cream with fries.
Everyone loves ketchup with fries, but only weird motherfuckers put salad cream on them.[/QUOTE]
Ketchup with fries are awful. Fries with mayonnaise is better.
Reasons to hate Bing:
#1: Irrelevant search results
#2: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htoX8E-xk0M[/media]
[QUOTE=ShitBalls;19549715]Ketchup with fries are awful. Fries with mayonnaise is better.[/QUOTE]
I've seen 'em do it, man. They fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.
Microsoft cannot own everything, they actually need to understand that.
Everyone is used to "googling" things and now you can't really tell them "USE BING BECAUSE ITS BETTER" because they have used google for a few years and it works fine for them.
[QUOTE=phill977;19549762]Microsoft cannot own everything, they actually need to understand that.
Everyone is used to "googling" things and now you can't really tell them "USE BING BECAUSE ITS BETTER" because they have used google for a few years and it works fine for them.[/QUOTE]
Actually they can. Bing is the main search engine in Internet Explorer now. And most people don't even know what a browser is. So yeah..
Bing only searches for a website title, not for content.
My school has Bing as the default search engine and even the teachers hate it. Even if you change it, the next time you logout it's back...
[QUOTE=Stene;19549830]My school has Bing as the default search engine and even the teachers hate it. Even if you change it, the next time you logout it's back...[/QUOTE]
Same here, but usually whenever I walk past someone on Bing, they're searching for Google.
I fucking hate Steve Balmer more than any other sweaty fat fuck on the planet
[QUOTE=ShitBalls;19549715]Ketchup with fries are awful. Fries with mayonnaise is better.[/QUOTE]
Ketchup is only good on fries like this:
[img]http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/cm/goodhousekeeping/images/PD/homemade-french-fries-fb.jpg[/img]
Not the ones like this:
[img]http://www.flavinscorner.com/mcdonalds-fries.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=ShitBalls;19549715]Ketchup with fries are awful. Fries with mayonnaise is better.[/QUOTE]
Both are nasty on fries, eat them plain and hot.
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In fact both ketchup and mayo are disgusting in any possible situation.
[QUOTE=ShitBalls;19549715]Ketchup with fries are awful. Fries with mayonnaise is better.[/QUOTE]
Have fun being the whitest person on the planet.
Mayo + Chips is win.
The greeks at the fish and chip shop look at me bug eyed when I ask for mayo though.
Anyone remember when Google was small and just starting out? Now how far they've come, taking on the giants and winning?
He has twilight on the tablet in the video.
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[QUOTE=Noth;19550473]Mayo + Chips is win.
The greeks at the fish and chip shop look at me bug eyed when I ask for mayo though.
Anyone remember when Google was small and just starting out? Now how far they've come, taking on the giants and winning?[/QUOTE]
I am also a mayo person, but ketchup is also good. Anyone else here digging tartar sauce with chips?
I prefer Bing's image search to google's one by a million miles, but my brain's programmed to type in google no matter what I'm thinking about so I guess I'll keep using it.
Well, you can say bing fails, you can say google fails, but it are really the people using them that fail, I love google, it owns, but the most searched thing, on any search engine is google, people are to stupid to type [url]www.google.com[/url], or just type what you want to search for in the search box...
Bing my arse.
[QUOTE=DrLuke;19550851]Bing my arse.[/QUOTE]
Bing goes DrLuke's arse
I can't help but notice how everytime I read bing I immediately think about "Bling"
Maybe that's what the Microsoft idiots were aiming for
Clever bastards
but it still sucks
Damn it Microsoft, stick to operating systems and consoles, search engines is Google territory :argh:
What's up with all you guys and ketchup and mayonnaise you obviously haven't tried sweet corn sauce on your chips :)
[QUOTE=Dan The Man;19549632][url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8449378.stm[/url]
Remember this is the guy who said "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS" and practically had a seizure at a product release.
"Now you can Google with Bing!"[/QUOTE]
Yeah "this guy" (you have to remember him because he said "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS" :rolleye:) just happens to be the CEO of Microsoft, and was also the first manager of Microsoft. :rolleyes:
Here is another nice quote:
[quote= Steve Ballmer]„Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches“[/quote]
Porn is better on bing...
[url]http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=porn&go=&form=QBIL&filt=custom[/url]
[QUOTE=Best4bond;19551111]Porn is better on bing...
[url]http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=porn&go=&form=QBIL&filt=custom[/url][/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.stylelist.com/blog/media/2008/10/diesel-porn-video.jpg[/img]
i love that video
Whats even better? BILL GATE PORN!!!
[url]http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=bill+gate+porn&go=&form=QBIR[/url]
bing is blocked at my school
[QUOTE=Best4bond;19551451]Whats even better? BILL GATE PORN!!!
[url]http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=bill+gate+porn&go=&form=QBIR[/url][/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.booble.com/images/AF06/aool_bill.gif[/img]
what
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