• Dear drunk woman: Your car is not the General Lee. Please don't do jumps in it. (w/ video)
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[url]http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2010/06/this_is_not_how_youre_supposed.php[/url] [release][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWk4MCQaHrc&feature=player_embedded[/media] [img]http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/dfwairportfierywreck.jpg[/img] A good Friend of Unfair Park, through a friend of a friend of a friend, just shot us this extraordinary video captured early yesterday morning at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport. Took place at the north toll plaza, which served as a launching ramp for one drunk driver trying to exit the airport in a hurry. DFW spokesman David Magana confirms: "The driver was, as you might guess, suspected of inebriation and investigated for such and arrested for such." We also have fiery post-crash pics after the jump -- because after the driver went all General Lee, she got out and made a call on her cell, at which point the vehicle went boom. Hard to believe the "driver only suffered minor injuries," as Magana puts it. Oh -- and the toll-booth operator wasn't injured at all.[/release] :wtc:
GIF of the car flying off the ramp. Like, now, please.
That was awesome. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/carjump.gif[/img] Edit: Now with Omgcat. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/omgcarcrash.gif[/img]
Oh god.
I expected a woman failing to jump through a car window...I was not disappointed!
[QUOTE=Maurice;22346439]That was awesome. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/carjump.gif[/img][/QUOTE] I love you. Whoa what
Too bad there's no footage of the car in midair and landing.
Those darned rednecks, always doing those crazy jumps. :bahgawd:
Badass.
After seeing the video I had to double check the story to make sure that there wasnt a helicopter hit by the car.
Too bad the driver didn't die, would have cleaned the gene pool :( ... By a bit... [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Dumb" - TH89))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Crhem van der B;22346699]Too bad the driver didn't die, would have cleaned the gene pool :( ... By a bit...[/QUOTE] The saying is chlorinated the gene pool, not cleared it.
Um I though mobile / cell phones can't cause anything to ignite or go boom
Was she trying to re-enact Die Hard 4.0?
[QUOTE=Acesarge;22346800]The saying is chlorinated the gene pool, not cleared it.[/QUOTE] "The gene pool is stagnant. And I am the minister of Chlorine." [img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4258/277791-postal_dude_large.jpg[/img]
Did the hit rupture the gas tank or something because I wouldn't have thought the car would explode like that.
[QUOTE=markfu;22347788]Did the hit rupture the gas tank or something because I wouldn't have thought the car would explode like that.[/QUOTE] She hit a helicopter.
Goddamn drunk driving.
FUCK YOU IM A CARRRr
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;22346569]Too bad there's no footage of the car in midair and landing.[/QUOTE] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/carjumpleak.gif[/img]
That's damn crazy right there...... Fucking awesome
"Durr de durr de durr de VROOM"
[QUOTE=Maurice;22348722]Additional footage leaked: [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/carjumpleak.gif[/img][/QUOTE] In the air the car became a police car and changed colour.
[QUOTE=FPChris;22348985]In the air the car became a police car and changed colour.[/QUOTE] Undercover agent taking out terrorist helicopter.
[QUOTE=Maurice;22346439] Now with Omgcat. -snip-[/QUOTE] I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life.
She's just a good ol' boy...
[QUOTE=Crhem van der B;22346699]Too bad the driver didn't die, would have cleaned the gene pool :( ... By a bit...[/QUOTE] Stop that "gene pool" and "natural selection" shit. You aren't philosophic, you are a kid being precocious on the internet by repeating dumb shit you heard somewhere. It doesn't make you witty or cool, you barely know what your goals in life are if at all.
[QUOTE=lazyguy;22349935]She's just a good ol' boy...[/QUOTE] Never meanin' no harm. Beats all you ever saw, been in trouble with the law, since the day she was born..
Looks like fun.
We need Dukes of Hazard music in here.
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