• Bad Xmas Songs
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So, some of us are getting ready for the holiday season, some of us don't want to hear about it until after thanksgiving (I'm on that boat), and some don't even know what Christmas is. Even though I don't want to think about it for a few more weeks, I recently heard a rendition of O Holy Night I don't mind listening to this early in the year. I also think this is one of the worst songs I've ever heard, but hilarious. I was in a ceramics class when my programming teacher from the next room over (weird, I know) walks in and tells the teacher to look up a song. I've been hearing it for the last two days. My programming teacher swears this is the only thing that gets him in the holiday spirit. I'm sure many of you have heard this before (as its at least 4 years old), but if you have, refrain from clocks and enjoy, just think of it as old gold and I'm just reminding you of it. [highlight]TL;DR[/highlight]: Guy sings an Xmas song badly, hilarious results. Here you go: [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/oholynight.mp3[/url] I invite you, FP, to find whatever generally horrid holiday music you can and put it here. I have a few more I will update with when I get the chance.
Bob Dylan's christmas album is truly hilarious. :v:
I hate Christmas music.
[QUOTE=Paddled;26144828]I hate Christmas music.[/QUOTE] :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Paddled;26144828]I hate Christmas music.[/QUOTE] :colbert:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjEIP6otc4Y[/media]
[url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Roten_Rosen_-_Oh_Tannenbaum.mp3[/url] I think its "Die Toten Hosen" not "Roten Rosen"
[QUOTE=Paddled;26144828]I hate Christmas music.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vNcGlM8O3I[/media] I love Christmas music, just that there's so much shitty Christmas music to cover over the good stuff.
[QUOTE=Akayz;26144300]Bob Dylan's christmas album is truly hilarious. :v:[/QUOTE] it's so awful it's good. I think that may have been the point of it, just taking the piss out of shitty christmas songs. With that being said, and with my incredible old music/Elton John bias, here is one of my favourites, [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nwAt4btn6c&feature=related[/media] so cheesey, even for Elton John. edit: disregard video images
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3W9mnQJq9g[/media] :psyboom:
Jingle bell rock
This one is the best [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23cjXModWpA[/media]
That pokemon one. I rage quit one minute of any song on there.
[QUOTE=Fkpuz Version 1;26148965]it's so awful it's good. I think that may have been the point of it, just taking the piss out of shitty christmas songs. [/QUOTE] I can't sit through that album without laughing.. The cheesiness is sublime. And backing singers for Bob haven't always complemented his music in a good way.
[QUOTE=RELAXiN;26150938]That pokemon one. I rage quit one minute of any song on there.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99lGqyd8dK0[/media] Oh dear god that's horrid. :smithicide:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkXdXP596Lo[/media]
Family Force 5 made a Christmas album, it's pretty bad. I think it's called "The Christmas Pageant", and it's a bunch of christmas songs made in the style of pop+rock+rap. Or "Crunk rock", as some people refer to it as. :v:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmAU8nluSbw[/media] This one is quite bad.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIlckUOSX5I[/media] Heres something thats actually good :buddy:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOBs6-vTYKc[/media] Gotta love Richard Cheese his Christmas album.
[QUOTE=agentgamma;26156654][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIlckUOSX5I[/media] Heres something thats actually good :buddy:[/QUOTE] That sounds nothing like James Hetfield.
[QUOTE=Franke_R!?;26154394][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmAU8nluSbw[/media] This one is quite bad.[/QUOTE] And terrifying.
Weezer made a Christmas Album It sucks.
All Christmas music is just... Ugh... Terrible.
[QUOTE=Werem00se;26175805]All Christmas music is just... Ugh... Terrible.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=SolidSnake52;26146742][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vNcGlM8O3I[/media] I love Christmas music, just that there's so much shitty Christmas music to cover over the good stuff.[/QUOTE] :smugdog:
I lied to you Facepunch! I'm so sorry. Best Christmas song ever: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=321JyYjzjs0[/url]
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