• So my friend is a Kleptomaniac.
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So my friend Barney is a Kleptomaniac. I haven't really minded because he's such a nice guy, but sometimes he really gets on my nerves. He concocts these elaborate schemes to steal my stuff, and it's really annoying and kind of weird. One time I came home, and my cat was gone. This is one gigantic cat, too. It's so big that sometimes it can knock people over from pouncing them, so I'm not even sure how he managed to get it out without my wife noticing. Speaking of my wife, she has this necklace with big white beads on it, and he stole that, too! What I'm really worried about is my car. See, you don't need a key to open the door. He could drive it off without me knowing, except that you need to get the wheels spinning before you can really drive it, and that's a lot of work. I work at a construction company and my boss doesn't really like me, so I need to deal with this without taking time off work and without spending much money, as I'm trying to support my wife and daughter. The last thing he stole was my cereal, at which point, I yelled "Barney, my pebbles!" [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Amazing dumb thread." - Greeman))[/highlight]
It took me until the bit about the car to realize this was a reference to the Flintstones. Fuck me.
[QUOTE=zeebiedeebie;20110641]One time I came home, and my cat was gone.[/QUOTE] That is fucking hilarious. If it were true.
That was beautiful.
:haw:
Looks like he's cat burglar.
you did a great thing today
a+ good effort
Oh fuck, that was so beautiful I shed a tear.
You made me smile.
I lol'd.
I love OP
That was beautifulll with 3 L's
I have a friend who jacks stuff from stores constantly. I hate going anywhere near a store or mall with her because she constantly steals stuff. She went into a clothing store once, put on a pair of nice casual dress shoes, and just walked out with them. What the fuck.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;20110874]I have a friend who jacks stuff from stores constantly. I hate going anywhere near a store or mall with her because she constantly steals stuff. She went into a clothing store once, put on a pair of nice shoes, and just walked out with them. What the fuck.[/QUOTE] Did you read the OP? :ohdear:
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;20110874]I have a friend who jacks stuff from stores constantly. I hate going anywhere near a store or mall with her because she constantly steals stuff. She went into a clothing store once, put on a pair of nice casual dress shoes, and just walked out with them. What the fuck.[/QUOTE] You might have been looking for a more serious thread, friend.
[QUOTE=Klownox;20110900]Did you read the OP? :ohdear:[/QUOTE] OP's friend is not a kleptomaniac, he's just doing it to fuck with him. Me/my friends do that kind of stuff to each other all the time.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;20110918]OP's friend is not a kleptomaniac, he's just doing it to fuck with him. Me/my friends do that kind of stuff to each other all the time.[/QUOTE] OP's friend is also Barney Rubble.
[QUOTE=zeebiedeebie;20110905]You might have been looking for a more serious thread, friend.[/QUOTE] I'm not going to start my own thread for that, I'm just mentioning it because this thread is kleptomania related. [editline]02:28AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Klownox;20110925]OP's friend is also Barney Rubble.[/QUOTE] Ah, That I did not read. Thank you. Where did he meet Barney Rubble?
I liked the scooby doo one from Fred's perspective
good stuff man some facking good shet
You almost had me until the end, have a funny.
[QUOTE=Shugo589;20110948]I liked the scooby doo one from Fred's perspective[/QUOTE] That one majorly inspired this one.
I thought what the heck this friend must be some loser then I found out it's not true. Good story kind sir.
[QUOTE=zeebiedeebie;20110983]That one majorly inspired this one.[/QUOTE] can you PM me it?
[QUOTE=Shugo589;20111007]can you PM me it?[/QUOTE] Sure.
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[QUOTE=Shugo589;20111007]can you PM me it?[/QUOTE] [img]http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-10-04/1254678005562.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Shugo589;20111007]can you PM me it?[/QUOTE] This is the original source: [url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/97jht/i_hate_my_job/[/url]
I believed it until I saw car.
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