I was invited to a steam chat room, the chat went on for a minute and then this happened, this has been slightly trimmed down and re-placed but no words or letters have been modified from the original for your viewing pleasure
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[quote]Resurrected Pixel: i used to have long wair with highlights
Terminal58: arhghhh dont get highlights highlights are for faggots i dont care if your gay just dont embrace it
Resurrected Pixel: so what if im gay theres nothing wrong with it i was just born that way
Terminal58: i dont care you're gay im going to make you into this [img]http://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/zac-efron3.jpg[/img]
Terminal58: trust me
Resurrected Pixel: no wey
Terminal58: ya wey
Resurrected Pixel: im no zach efron
Terminal58: you just need to stop being ugly once you get past the ugly im sure u can do it
Terminal58: i believe in you
Resurrected Pixel: i dont think im bad looking, lets see pics of you if you think your so fine
Terminal58: [img]http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r136/elkebjelke/fabio2.jpg[/img]
Terminal58: i work for local news stations across the country giving make overs
Resurrected Pixel: funny
Terminal58: i specialize in shaving unibrows and removing gay short hair cuts you know stuff that are done without really trying that hard but ugly people are waiting for a week for people to stop making fun of them so they can do it without someone mentioning it but that week will never come so they need a make over show cause there so fucking ugly
Terminal58: is that how you feel?
Resurrected Pixel: im not ugly
Terminal58: pictures dont lie
Resurrected Pixel: the only reason why im not in a relationship is because i choose not to be in one
Resurrected Pixel: i dont think the effort is worth it anymore
Resurrected Pixel: give me a real pic and ill take your advice
Terminal58: [img]http://splinteredsunrise.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/20050413_fabio.jpg[/img]
Terminal58: i really am a model, i know sean in real life im his dads friend
Resurrected Pixel: i know your seans friend, so stop lieing
Terminal58: ya i knew sean since he was a baby
Sean: he was friends with my dad
Resurrected Pixel: the fabio person your imitating lives no where near nj
Terminal58: yes I do? i go around the country some times modelling is kind of complicated like that but ya
Resurrected Pixel: ALRIGHT
Resurrected Pixel: caps
Resurrected Pixel: im gonna ask you a question that shouldnt take more then 5 seconds to answer
Resurrected Pixel: whens your birthday
--3 seconds later--
Resurrected Pixel: times up
--5 seconds later
Terminal58: back march 15th 1959
Resurrected Pixel: ok thats legitimate
Terminal58: anything else?
Resurrected Pixel: well since you cant talk to me man to man [highlight]you obviously look like a flamming homosexual so good day[/highlight]
[b]Resurrected Pixel left chat.[/b]
Terminal58: hahahha
Sean: lol
Terminal58: he fucking believed i was fabio oh my god
--Change profiles name to fabio and remove traces of programming identity but leave my avatar as barney surfing--
[b]Resurrected Pixel entered chat.[/b]
Resurrected Pixel: what
Terminal58: ?
Resurrected Pixel: what do you want
Terminal58: oh did sean invite you
Resurrected Pixel: yes
Terminal58: well i was kinda sorry for making fun of you i kinda wanted to help you with your troubles
Resurrected Pixel: so are you really fabio in your profile?
Terminal58: ya
Resurrected Pixel: thats wierd you werent in the beggining of this conversation
Terminal58: ? i have barney in my picture i changed it for my nephew lol
Resurrected Pixel: when i looked at your profile at the beggining of this chat its different from what it is now
Terminal58: how?
Resurrected Pixel: you changed it
Terminal58: in what way???
Resurrected Pixel: you know
Terminal58: no i dont..
Terminal58: do you want some tips or not?
Resurrected Pixel: show me your fucking face and ill consider it
Terminal58: just google my fucking name theres a lot of pictures of me its what i do for a living
Resurrected Pixel: wow you look worse then me i googled terminal58 and saw pictures on you on your thousands of networking sites
Terminal58: huh? all i see is middle aged women
Resurrected Pixel: yes dont look at the direcct images
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[b]Resurrected Pixel left chat.[/b]
Terminal58: i wanna fuck with his mind more
Sean: how
[b]Resurrected Pixel entered chat.[/b]
Terminal58: kid do you want advice or not
Resurrected Pixel: im 17
Terminal58: you're still a kid
Terminal58: and you looked 12 in that picture
Resurrected Pixel: my mom says i look old for my age i know your lieing
Terminal58: you have a face only a mother could love
Resurrected Pixel: thats how i want it to stay
Terminal58: uh you only want your mother to love you
Terminal58: kid just shave the fucking unibrow
Resurrected Pixel: i do that picture is me but i forgot to shave for 2 days in it
Terminal58: you dont shave
Resurrected Pixel: im a hairy guy
Terminal58: uni brows dont grow in 2 days you dont even have hair because you are 12
Resurrected Pixel: it isnt a unibrow mine is small in that pic
Resurrected Pixel: listen
Terminal58: im guessing you never shaved it in your life
Resurrected Pixel: i dont care what i loook like since im goign to be a programmer
Terminal58: because youre an ugly motherfucker
Resurrected Pixel: i bet you dont even know what that is
Terminal58: these words confluxate me
Resurrected Pixel: so you dont know what programming even is? ha
Terminal58: drats you got me
-5 minutes later-
Terminal58: --link to code for pirate ship wars 2--
Terminal58: i was trying to figure out why this wasnt rendering this morning
Resurrected Pixel: that isnt yours
Terminal58: so i rewrote the bottom function just to relaize that it was actually something in cl_init
Resurrected Pixel: this coding reminds me of a guy on fp who did lua it was funny his name was interestingly like yours
Resurrected Pixel: i emailed fabio seeing if he programs programming isnt his kind of thing
Terminal58: nothing in my inbox
Resurrected Pixel: no mind if i call your cell phone?
Terminal58: go for it my cellphone isn't public.. nor is my email
Resurrected Pixel: thats wierd you must not remember me or my mom then?
Terminal58: guess not? was your mom the russian woman by any chance?
Resurrected Pixel: thats the one
Terminal58: she was really nice I want to see her again
Resurrected Pixel: i thought you knew her name
Terminal58: Jillian?
Resurrected Pixel: bingo
//At this point he believes I'm 50 years old, fabio, and I'm making PSW2 while having relationships with his mother
Terminal58: but uh how can she have a kid thats 12
Resurrected Pixel: not the russian one you dumbass shes macadonian
Terminal58: hold on can we rewind
[quote]Terminal58: the russian woman by any chance?
Resurrected Pixel: thats the one[/quote]
Terminal58: when i asked you if she the russian woman and you say yes
Terminal58: you cant go no dumbass shes macadonian
Resurrected Pixel: what would your fans think if they saw all this verbal exchange
Terminal58: they would probably think im pretty funny considering im 16 and I'm from florida
Terminal58: and my name is thomas hansen and that i've been toying with the biggest douche bag on the internet
Terminal58: you honestly fucking believed fabio is a 50 year old programming father that plays video games
Terminal58: with his muscular physique and talks to sean about mapping
Resurrected Pixel: you never mentioned mapping
Terminal58: I'm a programmer
[b]Resurrected Pixel: post this shit on fp i dare you[/b]
Terminal58: oh shit i got dared
Resurrected Pixel: i never believed you
Terminal58: so uh
Terminal58: why did you fall for it the entire time
Resurrected Pixel: no i didnt
Terminal58: just wondering
Resurrected Pixel: i knew fabio wouldnt do such an asshole thing
Resurrected Pixel: sean
Resurrected Pixel: you told him i knew fabio didnt you
[highlight]//SIDENOTE: He really did know fabio so the [b]REAL fabio has a voice mail and email of an angry kid or nephew that is asking if he programs Lua on gmod[/b][/highlight]
Terminal58: oh my god
Resurrected Pixel: i thought we were friends sean
Sean: lol
Sean: im not involved
Terminal58: i'm about to shit myself with laughter
Resurrected Pixel: [b]FUCK BOTH OF YOU[/b]
Terminal58: WAIT
Terminal58: LET ME GIVE YOU BEUTY TIPS
Terminal58: YOU NEED THEM EXTREMELY BADLY
Resurrected Pixel: [b]NO[/b]
Resurrected Pixel: [highlight][b]FUCK YOU TERMINAL[/b][/highlight][/quote]
tl;dr: I told a kid I was fabio and I tried to give him beauty tips about his unibrow
--Message to sean, the viewer--
[quote]Resurrected Pixel: FUCK YOU SEAN
Resurrected Pixel: I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
Resurrected Pixel: NOW HES GONNA MAKE THIS PUBLIC AND EVERYONE IS GONNA KNOW HOW HE TROLLED ME
Resurrected Pixel: I BET THE ADVICE YOU GAVE ME ABOUT MAPPING IS SHIT TOO[/quote]
I honestly didn't mean to hurt his feelings to the extent that happened so I removed some stuff that is personal to our group of people and him near the end of the rantings.
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Awful chatlog thread" - Dragon))[/highlight]
interesting, tell me more
you really showed him who's the man
[quote]: NOW HES GONNA MAKE THIS PUBLIC AND EVERYONE IS GONNA KNOW HOW HE TROLLED ME[/quote]
Also damn that profile picture is fucking ugly.
Oh god, the unibrow.
[QUOTE=massaki;16092770]Also damn that profile picture is fucking ugly.[/QUOTE]
For those wondering sean is heyo10 the guy that got 2 maps in TF2, (celebrity jizz)
Lol, didn't think you'd actually post it. Any way, I'll keep it brief. I am resurrected pixel, I was also a troll, the picture in my avatar isn't me, it's combine dumb. And this guy is a complete asshole.
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Hopefully you'll reflect upon this in the future and post the non edited chat.
Basically, COUNTER TROLLED OLOLOLO. :downs:
an interesting turn of events!!!!
[QUOTE=std DONOR;16092784]Lol, didn't think you'd actually post it. Any way, I'll keep it brief. I am resurrected pixel, I was also a troll, the picture in my avatar isn't me, it's combine dumb. And this guy is a complete asshole.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/f9a4d43897cec38adaecd1f94a169c9f.PNG[/img]
Hopefully you'll reflect upon this in the future.[/QUOTE]
also none of this true
[QUOTE=std DONOR;16092784]Lol, didn't think you'd actually post it. Any way, I'll keep it brief. I am resurrected pixel, I was also a troll, the picture in my avatar isn't me, it's combine dumb. And this guy is a complete asshole.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/f9a4d43897cec38adaecd1f94a169c9f.PNG[/img]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/6c4a3939918e276e2baf94d712b47799.PNG[/img]
Hopefully you'll reflect upon this in the future and post the non edited chat.[/QUOTE]
Who cares? You aren't a very good troll.
I bet you still believed it was Fabio.
Plot twist.
Ahaha oh wow.
[QUOTE=massaki;16092810]Who cares? You aren't a very good troll.
I bet you still believed it was Fabio.[/QUOTE]
It wasn't really supposed to be a troll, he just joined in on mine and Sean's conversation and started making fun of my avatar and said he was Fabio.
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