• I told a kid I was Fabio
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I was invited to a steam chat room, the chat went on for a minute and then this happened, this has been slightly trimmed down and re-placed but no words or letters have been modified from the original for your viewing pleasure [img]http://bayimg.com/image/dachjaack.jpg[/img] [quote]Resurrected Pixel: i used to have long wair with highlights Terminal58: arhghhh dont get highlights highlights are for faggots i dont care if your gay just dont embrace it Resurrected Pixel: so what if im gay theres nothing wrong with it i was just born that way Terminal58: i dont care you're gay im going to make you into this [img]http://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/zac-efron3.jpg[/img] Terminal58: trust me Resurrected Pixel: no wey Terminal58: ya wey Resurrected Pixel: im no zach efron Terminal58: you just need to stop being ugly once you get past the ugly im sure u can do it Terminal58: i believe in you Resurrected Pixel: i dont think im bad looking, lets see pics of you if you think your so fine Terminal58: [img]http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r136/elkebjelke/fabio2.jpg[/img] Terminal58: i work for local news stations across the country giving make overs Resurrected Pixel: funny Terminal58: i specialize in shaving unibrows and removing gay short hair cuts you know stuff that are done without really trying that hard but ugly people are waiting for a week for people to stop making fun of them so they can do it without someone mentioning it but that week will never come so they need a make over show cause there so fucking ugly Terminal58: is that how you feel? Resurrected Pixel: im not ugly Terminal58: pictures dont lie Resurrected Pixel: the only reason why im not in a relationship is because i choose not to be in one Resurrected Pixel: i dont think the effort is worth it anymore Resurrected Pixel: give me a real pic and ill take your advice Terminal58: [img]http://splinteredsunrise.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/20050413_fabio.jpg[/img] Terminal58: i really am a model, i know sean in real life im his dads friend Resurrected Pixel: i know your seans friend, so stop lieing Terminal58: ya i knew sean since he was a baby Sean: he was friends with my dad Resurrected Pixel: the fabio person your imitating lives no where near nj Terminal58: yes I do? i go around the country some times modelling is kind of complicated like that but ya Resurrected Pixel: ALRIGHT Resurrected Pixel: caps Resurrected Pixel: im gonna ask you a question that shouldnt take more then 5 seconds to answer Resurrected Pixel: whens your birthday --3 seconds later-- Resurrected Pixel: times up --5 seconds later Terminal58: back march 15th 1959 Resurrected Pixel: ok thats legitimate Terminal58: anything else? Resurrected Pixel: well since you cant talk to me man to man [highlight]you obviously look like a flamming homosexual so good day[/highlight] [b]Resurrected Pixel left chat.[/b] Terminal58: hahahha Sean: lol Terminal58: he fucking believed i was fabio oh my god --Change profiles name to fabio and remove traces of programming identity but leave my avatar as barney surfing-- [b]Resurrected Pixel entered chat.[/b] Resurrected Pixel: what Terminal58: ? Resurrected Pixel: what do you want Terminal58: oh did sean invite you Resurrected Pixel: yes Terminal58: well i was kinda sorry for making fun of you i kinda wanted to help you with your troubles Resurrected Pixel: so are you really fabio in your profile? Terminal58: ya Resurrected Pixel: thats wierd you werent in the beggining of this conversation Terminal58: ? i have barney in my picture i changed it for my nephew lol Resurrected Pixel: when i looked at your profile at the beggining of this chat its different from what it is now Terminal58: how? Resurrected Pixel: you changed it Terminal58: in what way??? Resurrected Pixel: you know Terminal58: no i dont.. Terminal58: do you want some tips or not? Resurrected Pixel: show me your fucking face and ill consider it Terminal58: just google my fucking name theres a lot of pictures of me its what i do for a living Resurrected Pixel: wow you look worse then me i googled terminal58 and saw pictures on you on your thousands of networking sites Terminal58: huh? all i see is middle aged women Resurrected Pixel: yes dont look at the direcct images [img]http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTg0MTE0NDg4MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNTAzMDU0._V1._CR0,0,267,267_SS80_.jpg[/img] [b]Resurrected Pixel left chat.[/b] Terminal58: i wanna fuck with his mind more Sean: how [b]Resurrected Pixel entered chat.[/b] Terminal58: kid do you want advice or not Resurrected Pixel: im 17 Terminal58: you're still a kid Terminal58: and you looked 12 in that picture Resurrected Pixel: my mom says i look old for my age i know your lieing Terminal58: you have a face only a mother could love Resurrected Pixel: thats how i want it to stay Terminal58: uh you only want your mother to love you Terminal58: kid just shave the fucking unibrow Resurrected Pixel: i do that picture is me but i forgot to shave for 2 days in it Terminal58: you dont shave Resurrected Pixel: im a hairy guy Terminal58: uni brows dont grow in 2 days you dont even have hair because you are 12 Resurrected Pixel: it isnt a unibrow mine is small in that pic Resurrected Pixel: listen Terminal58: im guessing you never shaved it in your life Resurrected Pixel: i dont care what i loook like since im goign to be a programmer Terminal58: because youre an ugly motherfucker Resurrected Pixel: i bet you dont even know what that is Terminal58: these words confluxate me Resurrected Pixel: so you dont know what programming even is? ha Terminal58: drats you got me -5 minutes later- Terminal58: --link to code for pirate ship wars 2-- Terminal58: i was trying to figure out why this wasnt rendering this morning Resurrected Pixel: that isnt yours Terminal58: so i rewrote the bottom function just to relaize that it was actually something in cl_init Resurrected Pixel: this coding reminds me of a guy on fp who did lua it was funny his name was interestingly like yours Resurrected Pixel: i emailed fabio seeing if he programs programming isnt his kind of thing Terminal58: nothing in my inbox Resurrected Pixel: no mind if i call your cell phone? Terminal58: go for it my cellphone isn't public.. nor is my email Resurrected Pixel: thats wierd you must not remember me or my mom then? Terminal58: guess not? was your mom the russian woman by any chance? Resurrected Pixel: thats the one Terminal58: she was really nice I want to see her again Resurrected Pixel: i thought you knew her name Terminal58: Jillian? Resurrected Pixel: bingo //At this point he believes I'm 50 years old, fabio, and I'm making PSW2 while having relationships with his mother Terminal58: but uh how can she have a kid thats 12 Resurrected Pixel: not the russian one you dumbass shes macadonian Terminal58: hold on can we rewind [quote]Terminal58: the russian woman by any chance? Resurrected Pixel: thats the one[/quote] Terminal58: when i asked you if she the russian woman and you say yes Terminal58: you cant go no dumbass shes macadonian Resurrected Pixel: what would your fans think if they saw all this verbal exchange Terminal58: they would probably think im pretty funny considering im 16 and I'm from florida Terminal58: and my name is thomas hansen and that i've been toying with the biggest douche bag on the internet Terminal58: you honestly fucking believed fabio is a 50 year old programming father that plays video games Terminal58: with his muscular physique and talks to sean about mapping Resurrected Pixel: you never mentioned mapping Terminal58: I'm a programmer [b]Resurrected Pixel: post this shit on fp i dare you[/b] Terminal58: oh shit i got dared Resurrected Pixel: i never believed you Terminal58: so uh Terminal58: why did you fall for it the entire time Resurrected Pixel: no i didnt Terminal58: just wondering Resurrected Pixel: i knew fabio wouldnt do such an asshole thing Resurrected Pixel: sean Resurrected Pixel: you told him i knew fabio didnt you [highlight]//SIDENOTE: He really did know fabio so the [b]REAL fabio has a voice mail and email of an angry kid or nephew that is asking if he programs Lua on gmod[/b][/highlight] Terminal58: oh my god Resurrected Pixel: i thought we were friends sean Sean: lol Sean: im not involved Terminal58: i'm about to shit myself with laughter Resurrected Pixel: [b]FUCK BOTH OF YOU[/b] Terminal58: WAIT Terminal58: LET ME GIVE YOU BEUTY TIPS Terminal58: YOU NEED THEM EXTREMELY BADLY Resurrected Pixel: [b]NO[/b] Resurrected Pixel: [highlight][b]FUCK YOU TERMINAL[/b][/highlight][/quote] tl;dr: I told a kid I was fabio and I tried to give him beauty tips about his unibrow --Message to sean, the viewer-- [quote]Resurrected Pixel: FUCK YOU SEAN Resurrected Pixel: I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS Resurrected Pixel: NOW HES GONNA MAKE THIS PUBLIC AND EVERYONE IS GONNA KNOW HOW HE TROLLED ME Resurrected Pixel: I BET THE ADVICE YOU GAVE ME ABOUT MAPPING IS SHIT TOO[/quote] I honestly didn't mean to hurt his feelings to the extent that happened so I removed some stuff that is personal to our group of people and him near the end of the rantings. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Awful chatlog thread" - Dragon))[/highlight]
interesting, tell me more
you really showed him who's the man
[quote]: NOW HES GONNA MAKE THIS PUBLIC AND EVERYONE IS GONNA KNOW HOW HE TROLLED ME[/quote] Also damn that profile picture is fucking ugly.
Oh god, the unibrow.
[QUOTE=massaki;16092770]Also damn that profile picture is fucking ugly.[/QUOTE] For those wondering sean is heyo10 the guy that got 2 maps in TF2, (celebrity jizz)
[img]http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/46285-2/atfirst_theniwas.jpg[/img]
Lol, didn't think you'd actually post it. Any way, I'll keep it brief. I am resurrected pixel, I was also a troll, the picture in my avatar isn't me, it's combine dumb. And this guy is a complete asshole. [img]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/f9a4d43897cec38adaecd1f94a169c9f.PNG[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/6c4a3939918e276e2baf94d712b47799.PNG[/img] Hopefully you'll reflect upon this in the future and post the non edited chat. Basically, COUNTER TROLLED OLOLOLO. :downs:
an interesting turn of events!!!!
[QUOTE=std DONOR;16092784]Lol, didn't think you'd actually post it. Any way, I'll keep it brief. I am resurrected pixel, I was also a troll, the picture in my avatar isn't me, it's combine dumb. And this guy is a complete asshole. [img]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/f9a4d43897cec38adaecd1f94a169c9f.PNG[/img] Hopefully you'll reflect upon this in the future.[/QUOTE] also none of this true
[QUOTE=std DONOR;16092784]Lol, didn't think you'd actually post it. Any way, I'll keep it brief. I am resurrected pixel, I was also a troll, the picture in my avatar isn't me, it's combine dumb. And this guy is a complete asshole. [img]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/f9a4d43897cec38adaecd1f94a169c9f.PNG[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/6c4a3939918e276e2baf94d712b47799.PNG[/img] Hopefully you'll reflect upon this in the future and post the non edited chat.[/QUOTE] Who cares? You aren't a very good troll. I bet you still believed it was Fabio.
Plot twist.
Ahaha oh wow.
[QUOTE=massaki;16092810]Who cares? You aren't a very good troll. I bet you still believed it was Fabio.[/QUOTE] It wasn't really supposed to be a troll, he just joined in on mine and Sean's conversation and started making fun of my avatar and said he was Fabio.
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