Sigmund Freud's urn containing his ashes damaged in attempted theft
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[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-25746246[/url]
[quote]Sigmund Freud, known as the founder of psychoanalysis, died in London in September 1939
"Callous" thieves have tried to steal an urn containing Sigmund Freud's ashes in a raid on a north London crematorium.
The burglars "severely damaged" the 2,300-year-old urn that contains the remains of Freud and his wife Martha.
They attempted to take it from Hoop Lane Cemetery in Golders Green overnight on New Year's Eve.[/quote]
Oh, they're fucked now.
The fuck did they try to steal his ashes for? Sell them to a collector or some shit, or as some kind of statement?
This is like the time some folks pinched Brother Ambrose's heart or Jeremy Bentham's skeleton.
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;43545998]The fuck did they try to steal his ashes for? Sell them to a collector or some shit, or as some kind of statement?
This is like the time some folks pinched Brother Ambrose's heart or Jeremy Bentham's skeleton.[/QUOTE]
Collector?
You sniff that stuff, man.
snort your penis envy or mommy issues away.
Who would even buy them? How does a thief prove that they're Freud's ashes?
[QUOTE=geogzm;43546132]Who would even buy them? How does a thief prove that they're Freud's ashes?[/QUOTE]
When the media starts reporting it, probably.
[QUOTE=geogzm;43546132]Who would even buy them? How does a thief prove that they're Freud's ashes?[/QUOTE]
I swear on me mum.
[QUOTE=whatthe;43546203]When the media starts reporting it, probably.[/QUOTE]
Couldn't some cheeky fraud just put some soot in an urn and pawn it off around the time of the news dropping? :v:
sometimes an urn is just an urn
[QUOTE=geogzm;43546223]Couldn't some cheeky fraud just put some soot in an urn and pawn it off around the time of the news dropping? :v:[/QUOTE]
Yes, which is why the person who wanted to steal the urn is either dumb or had intentions other than selling it.
Not the brightest bunch are they? Hope they enjoy the jail time.
[QUOTE=JgcxCub;43545971]Oh, they're fucked now.[/QUOTE]
just like my sexy mom
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