5. overclock an Intel celeron processor to 20 ghz, then pull it out and put it on your head
5. Fap yourself to death
LOL, lots of fives.
5.Learn to count numbers
5. cheesegrater vaginal condom
5. Um, get a mate to push a fat person onto you?
999 - Look in this thread, and do everyone of the above posts.
5. C-C-C-Combo breaker
9. Douse self in petrol, put on chicken suit, douse in petrol again, attach C4 bomb belt set to go off on impact, go to top of skyscraper, set self on fire, jump off.
7. Eat some of those nasty caterpillars...
10. Eat until you explode.
11. Jump off the eiffel tower, screaming ban words as you go
12. Hara-Kiri
13. How do you fly?
14. Ask someone else to do it for you.
25. Cut your penis, eat it, and sufocate with it.
:v:
26. Shove a dust buster up your ass and let it suck your organs out.
27. Drink some strong acid. I've always wondered what it'd look like..
FIRE ZE MISSILES!
[spoiler]at your head :tinfoil: [/spoiler]
18. Chop off all of your limps.
28. Declare war on Poland!
Okay, you and a friend cut each others cocks off. Cook them and eat the other's cock as you bleed to death
29. Eat Pop Rocks, then soda
30. Tie your hands behind your back and juggle swords.
31. do a barrel roll off a cliff
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