So I was with a friend and told him my girlfriend was coming over right? :itjb:
I call her and she's all like "Oh we should totally do it." While he went to go lie down right? :redhammer:
So me and her just barge into his room and start making out right?. :pipe:
She starts taking my clothes off and we start doing it right?:lron:
That's when I notice my friend is pretending to sleep but is still watching. Perv right? :20bux:
I mean, we still did it but the whole time I was watching my friend watch me right? :spain:
After a while, I decided as joke to grab his Twilight bedding (Yeah, I know.) And use it as a butt plug right?:woof:
Now my girlfriend wants to have a threesome with him. Should we do it after he was such a perv right? :slick:
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Thats fuckin weird.
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too many emotes
Should of asked your friend to join in.
why dont people even try anymore
[QUOTE=elitestrider;24255908]Should of asked your friend to join in.[/QUOTE]Well yeah, but he was pretending to sleep. Didn't want him to think we were weird.
Yay now I don't have to make the parody, see you in a day Jad.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;24255932]Yay now I don't have to make the parody, see you in a day Jad.[/QUOTE]Eh, too bad no one can make one that's actually good now.
A person getting laid, ON MY FACEPUNCH?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn1gQqu-unQ[/media]
[QUOTE=Jad Hinto;24255944]Eh, too bad no one can make one that's actually good now.[/QUOTE]
I was actually planning to put effort in mine
But now that I don't have to do it fuck it
[QUOTE=Jad Hinto;24255880]
I decided as joke to grab his Twilight bedding And use it as a butt plug
[/QUOTE]
whaaaaatt ?
Jad, your so silly
[QUOTE=Inacio;24256044]Wasn't very good, dude. Try again.[/QUOTE]Eh, it was worth a shot.
:wtc:
Your thread is very weird :wtc:
and what was with all the emotes :colbert:
I bet your friend is happy so he can spread the images across the net :dance:
Hope you had a nice day :biggrin:
This thread is bad and you should feel bad.
add "right?" after ever sentence
Since some didn't see: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=989640[/url]
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[QUOTE=McNab;24256094]add "right?" after ever sentence[/QUOTE]Oooh, missed that. Damn.
Some of these replies gave me a good laugh. Someone make a thread from the perspective of the girl.
[QUOTE=Shoe Phone;24256116]Some of these replies gave me a good laugh. Someone make a thread from the perspective of the girl.[/QUOTE]This
[QUOTE=Inacio;24256107]Yeah, parody threads are a love-hate thing.
Think about it for some more time, so the quality is better. No need to rush.
Hope you get it right next time. :buddy:[/QUOTE]Yeah, rushing is never good.
add the fucking rights
Added the rights, kinda pointless but meh.
Yeah guys, this totally isn't fake
"fucks in front of friend, then swedish supermodel gymnast girlfriend wants super sexy threesome then to buy me a Ferrari :) so that was my day guise hows urs"
[QUOTE=BBKF;24256182]Yeah guys, this totally isn't fake
"fucks in front of friend, then swedish supermodel gymnast girlfriend wants super sexy threesome then to buy me a Ferrari :) so that was my day guise hows urs"[/QUOTE]Good, my super hot girlfriend did all my work for me and then let me fuck her for two hours.
right
How long did you last?
You probably enjoyed the thought of another man watching you mate with a woman
I would
[QUOTE=Bledrix;24256240]How long did you last?[/QUOTE]2 minutes. Would have been longer but my friend is just soooo hawt.
[QUOTE=Jad Hinto;24256230]Good, my super hot girlfriend did all my work for me and then let me fuck her for two hours.[/QUOTE]
Lol, in a few years when you actually fuck someone, you'll realize how stupid this whole charade is and, how desperately bad it is to make up this stupid kind of shit.
Buttplug during your first time? ALLLRIGHT
Girlfriend willing to fuck the pervert staring IMMEDIATELY after your first time? OMG BRO SO HOOOOTTTTTT
Try harder
Why so many emotes?
[QUOTE=JaxJesse315;24256276]Why so many emotes?[/QUOTE]The thread I'm parodying apparently used emotes after every line of text.
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