Everytime I have a dream about something hot, I always get so close to "doing the do", but something ALWAYS prevent me from doing so. I'm not talking about waking up at the last second, I'm talking about things [I]in[/I] the dreams that are stopping me. I be so close to finally reaching any sort of penetration, but something just has to get in the way. whether someone walks into the room, or something comes up that forces me to stall for time, it fucking sucks. My mind is such a cockblocker.
I hate being a dream virgin.
Also, my avatar is my face when I wake up too.
I'm not, it feels great.
:geno:
Use your imagination while fapping, while, you know, awake.
Or man the fuck up, go outside, hit the gym then slay some pussy. Alternatively.
practice lucid dreaming.
I had a dream I was nailing some Latin chick but in the end she turned out to be a rock.
It's your brain.
[i]Messing with you[/i]
Probably because your brain has no idea what to do next - it has no experience.
I hate my brain to it likes to play with my thoughts and shit
I have the same thing happen to me. Its bullshit right lol
[QUOTE=kevn150;22027077]I had a dream I was nailing some Latin chick but in the end she turned out to be a rock.[/QUOTE]
Must've hurt
Usually if you concentrate to much or get to excited this happens.
[QUOTE=Sparkwire;22027075]practice lucid dreaming.[/QUOTE]
Yes, lucid dreaming.
I'm practicing this, gonna take me a long time ;(
It's because you have no idea what it's actually like.
Once you actually have sex in real life, it'll be no problem.
Somehow I get the feeling that this thread is gonna derail into "lol OP is virgin" x100...
At least you can remember your dreams. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=robowurmz;22027094]Probably because your brain has no idea what to do next - it has no experience.[/QUOTE]
You have to admit that this dude is clearly an expert. He got the exact answer to your problem.
One time I realized I was dreaming, so I was like sweet, where's the nearest babe to do, I find one, i'm like lets FUCK, then she totally denies me, I was like "bitch, this is my dream, succumb!" it really sucked.
Atleast I think it was a dream.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;22027137]It's because you have no idea what it's actually like.
Once you actually have sex in real life, it'll be no problem.[/QUOTE]
But I'm a virgin and got laid in a dream.
Your logic is flawed.
Learn to lucid dread then do the do.
There's this girl at my work who I've asked on a date many times, but she refuses. A couple of weeks ago I have a dream and she's in it. I ask her on a date in my dream, and she still said "no."
I have the exact same problem, except my penis becomes crooked right when I'm about to penetrate the girl. I've had this dream about 5 times
Oddly getting laid in my dreams happens a lot to me. But when it is about to happen in my dream I like "gain consciousness" in my dream and it becomes lucid and I just think to myself "wait a sec this aint real, wtf should wake up so I don't like cum in my bed" and I always wake up.
Happened at least 5+ times now.
In your case it is kind of weird. Cause even though you are dreaming, your mind as never felt dat sweet vagina so it cant interpret what the feeling would be and put it into your dream. Sounds dumb the way I explained it but whatever
how do you practice lucid dreaming?
You guys even suck a life, [I]in your dreams[/I]? lol.
[QUOTE=Garb;22027436]how do you practice lucid dreaming?[/QUOTE]
To be honest I don't do anything special. It just happens a lot to me. I'll be in my dream and I will just like concentrate hard and just "take control" over my dream and I will realize that I am dreaming.
[QUOTE=Master117;22027328]There's this girl at my work who I've asked on a date many times, but she refuses. A couple of weeks ago I have a dream and she's in it. I ask her on a date in my dream, and she still said "no."[/QUOTE]
:iceburn:
if it helps i had a wet dream lastnight
I had amazing dream
I nailed amazing hot girl of my goddamn dreams, she was perfect
but then I noticed that doing that isn't giving me any relaxation or positive emotions.
It was just, buh forward, buh backward, nothing
IT WAS LIKE MOST HORRIBLE THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO MAN HOLY SHIT IT WAS SO BAD I JUST CANT, I JUST CANT, FUCK
I suck at spelling
I had a sex scene in a dream, although it was a PG13 sex scene so no nudity shown, just random shots of kissing and stuff, and it was only like a 30 second scene.
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