Hello Facepunch.
I've recently acquired 200 feet of plastic, bubbly, popping joy, and I am at a complete loss on what I should do with the stuff.
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So, I come to you all in Fast Threads for (hopefully legal) suggestions on what I should do with it. Of course the more plausible and entertaining ideas will be attempted and recorded for your enjoyment.
Vol. 1
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[QUOTE=Ezhik;23945397]Pop[/QUOTE]
Not all of it, surely? After about 3 inches, it loses the appeal.
Do you think that much would be able to make you survive the impact of lets say, jumping off a high building? If so, I would do that.
Make a path from the local elementary school to the back of your van. Children while be pouring in by the dozens!
[QUOTE=Baggerbean;23945514]Do you think that much would be able to make you survive the impact of lets say, jumping off a high building? If so, I would do that.[/QUOTE]
There are no high buildings where I live.
Could try one of the trees... or a swing set.
[QUOTE=magepro99;23945535]Make a path from the local elementary school to the back of your van. Children while be pouring in by the dozens![/QUOTE]
If only I had a van...
[QUOTE=Sharkface;23945596]There are no high buildings where I live.
Could try one of the trees... or a swing set.
If only I had a van...[/QUOTE]
Swing to the highest point you can on the swing set and jump off into the bubble wrap.
Wrap yourself in it completely and roll down a hill
Roll it out on the ground, run it over with a car.
All have been added to the to-do list.
Make pot butter,and use it to make muffins.(OH YEAH BUTTERMUFFIN) Lay them somewhere,like under a tree.Use the bubble wrap to make a trail from a park or other landmark to the pot muffins.
Watch as the little kiddens eat the pot muffins.Oh,and follow them home and listen to the sounds.
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Maybe some aquadots too,if you're feeling horneh and pedoay today.
With all the kids I'll gather from magepro and Muthen's ideas, I can open up my own factory in China and import workers....
Edit:
To make more bubble wrap.
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Pop them all one by one.
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With your penis.
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While flaccid.
[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;23947226]Pop them all one by one.
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With your penis.
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While flaccid.[/QUOTE]
Shame I lack a penis.
roll it down a long strip of road and pop them with a steam-roller
you should make a wall with the bubble wrap and some wooden posts. so noone can get into your house/room unless they pop it all
invite a mate over, both wrap yourselves up and sumo wrestle in the garden or street
Send me 50ft and I'll record throwing myself off of a rooftop.
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In Slow motion
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Or stuff it down your mates pants and kick him as hard as you can in the goolies. Or wrap it round his head and punch him.
[QUOTE=XanaToast.;23947391]you should make a wall with the bubble wrap and some wooden posts. so noone can get into your house/room unless they pop it all[/QUOTE]
Zombies vs. bubble wrap now screams 'want' inside of my mind.
I like the sumo idea, to say the least, and we'll have to see what can be done with the rest.
Send it to the Steve McTbone trust fund, I guarantee you'll receive plenty of paperwork in return!
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Like I said, make the bubble wrap explosive and plant it in Kyle's yard.
[QUOTE=CoolCorky;23945815]Wrap yourself in it completely and roll down a hill[/QUOTE]
I second this.
[QUOTE=McTbone;23947715]Send it to the Steve McTbone trust fund, I guarantee you'll receive plenty of paperwork in return![/QUOTE]
you can do this too maybe it will make him stop posting forever
Pack somebody's car in it. (take some time for it to do it properly then film the reaction and put it on youtube)
Rap your upper body in it and run into strangers.
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;23950051]Rap your upper body in it and run into strangers.[/QUOTE]
......brilliant.
I like it... could be charged with assault though, since most of the people around here are old and are as cranky as a hungry lion.
Might walk around town and offer free hugs instead....
Extract the air using syringes and breathe it in hoping for some druglike effect.
light 100ft on fire
Donate it to kids in need, feel good.
Land on the Moon with it, harvest Sea Creatures from under the Moon's crust, return back to Earth a hero.
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