• Government can’t do anything right. (Story Joke)
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“This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the Food and Drug Administration after extensive clinical trials and safety studies funded by taxes. At the appropriate time, as regulated by the US Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the government-endorsed Federal Reserve. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US Postal Service and Pick up my father's Social Security check before dropping the kids off at the public school which is funded by the state and federal government and whose curriculum is designed by local government and reviewed by the Department of Education. After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire marshal’s inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department. I then log on to the Internet which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and post on freerepublic.com and Facepunch forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can’t do anything right.” Allot of you won't understand the joke.
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