• Times You've Owned People
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There have been these times in everyone's life where you just totally owned someone. Post your stories here. This one time me and some friends where playing football. One guy was chasing me because I had the ball and as soon as he dove for me I ducked down and he fell on his face five feet in front of me. This chick in my class was giving this big feminazi report in front of the class about how girls are discriminated against when it comes to job placement. Once she finished I raised my hand and said "There is only one job that I can think of that it is common for girls to be denied in because of their gender, and that is the military. Girls cant join infantry because of their physical limits as well as the fact that they use open showers, and having a bunch of guys eying you the whole time is kinda freaky. Do you really want to grab a rifle and fight against crazy people with superior weapons and tactics for your country?" She said no. "Then why are you complaining?" She pouted and stuttered a few things until telling the teacher to give me a detention. I didn't get the detention though. Share your stories of win here!
There was this one time, where this guy posted in fast threads, and I called him a faggot. It was true as well.
[quote=cheryl cole;21354457]there was this one time, where this guy posted in fast threads, and i called him a faggot. It was true as well.[/quote] omfg ur so kool i can haz link?!?!?!/
There was this one time when I went back in time and I shared George Washington's plantation. We owned those slaves! [img]http://www.unitedspongebob.com/pictures/spongebob/thumbsup.jpg[/img]
This time an bum was sleeping then I decided my balls were dry so I teabag him. I gave him $10 when he woke up.
Someone called me a fag so i punched him and he ran away. True story
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Once I was playing a very dramatic 1-1 Dodge Ball game (you needed to get hit 3 times to get out) with a kid with anger problems. Late in the game, when we each needed just one hit to get out, I threw a ball at him and missed by far, and he said "Stupidest move ever.", and a second later, he threw it at me and missed, so I got the ball, threw it at him, and hit him. I finished the game saying, "[i]Stupidest move ever.[/i] Then he came running after me, attacked me, but then the teacher tackled him. :3:
[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;21359927]Once I was playing a very dramatic 1-1 Dodge Ball game (you needed to get hit 3 times to get out) with a kid with anger problems. Late in the game, when we each needed just one hit to get out, I threw a ball at him and missed by far, and he said "Stupidest move ever.", and a second later, he threw it at me and missed, so I got the ball, threw it at him, and hit him. I finished the game saying, "[i]Stupidest move ever.[/i] Then he came running after me, attacked me, but then the teacher tackled him. :3:[/QUOTE] Sounds like you got owned and the teacher saved your sorry ass. [editline]10:37PM[/editline] [QUOTE=cagafuego88;21355532][b]All[/b] the time [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XLsmYse0MCw/SYVXJtnJNEI/AAAAAAAAAes/M6wg1VsOtxM/s400/Slaves_Picking_Cotton.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Oh god the avatar with the pic :keke:
[QUOTE=Kawaii;21354382]This chick in my class was giving this big feminazi report in front of the class about how girls are discriminated against when it comes to job placement. Once she finished I raised my hand and said "There is only one job that I can think of that it is common for girls to be denied in because of their gender, and that is the military. Girls cant join infantry because of their physical limits as well as the fact that they use open showers, and having a bunch of guys eying you the whole time is kinda freaky. Do you really want to grab a rifle and fight against crazy people with superior weapons and tactics for your country?" She said no. "Then why are you complaining?" She pouted and stuttered a few things until telling the teacher to give me a detention. I didn't get the detention though.[/QUOTE] I lol'd.
A dude was breathing on my neck at a water park, and I knocked his ass out. [I]The dude was arrested for sexual harassment and I sued him for $300,000 dollars[/I]. edit: and won
When I went to the slave market, chains weren't included though.
I owned a lot of people when I was like 3 years old, lol.
[QUOTE=Zocom;21360883]When I went to the slave market, chains weren't included though.[/QUOTE] I tackled the motherfuckers that tried to run
Well back In 41' I owned lots of... Nevermind
I once owned a PC But it died :frown: I can use its ghost though :smile:
i out trolled a troll
This one time i got in a fight at school. I like ran into him and accidentally ran us both down half a flight of stairs, and some kid got it on video camera. So fucking cool :smug:
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