Back in the day on this site, we didn't have internet, or electricity. We made due with playing games like Make a Wish.
The structure of the game is one user sabatoges the above users wish and makes a Wish of their own.
E.G.:
"I wish for a Top-Hat"
________________
"Granted but it has a bomb in it."
(wish goes here)
I wish for a new car.
Granted, but it only runs on the most expensive of fuels.
I wish for a small loan of a million dollars.
Granted, but it'll only get you to the primaries, and you'll reveal the once hidden deep seated hate America's silent majority posesses
Edit:
I wish for a loan of $1 billion to for a investment in my ideas.
Granted, but all the money will be delivered to you in pennies
I wish to be a star
Granted, but you're a white dwarf.
I wish to be healthy.
Granted, you can no longer drink alcohol
I wish my internet was faster
Granted, but you have a 5GB monthly cap and you can't buy more.
I wish to be a Nigerian Prince.
Granted, but no one will believe you when you need to transfer your money to someone's bank account.
I wish for a dog with a saddle.
You get a dog with a saddle but it is a little chihuahua.
I wish for a bottomless box of french fries.
Granted but you don't get any ketchup
I wish for a bigger mouth
Granted, but you are required to suck dick with it every 12 hours
I wish I was a mod
Granted, but you have to moderate the rust section.
I wish I was immortal.
Grantted, but you are limited on the money you can spend per year
[QUOTE=Verideth;49799076]Grantted, but you are limited on the money you can spend per year[/QUOTE]
Granted, but ______________________________
I wish for a helicopter
Granted, but it kills you while filming the Twilight Zone Movie.
I wish I had a qt 3.14 gf
[QUOTE=matt000024;49799731]Granted, but it kills you while filming the Twilight Zone Movie.
I wish I had a qt 3.14 gf[/QUOTE]
Granted, but she's a perfect circle
I wish I was famous.
[QUOTE=Ghost_Nixon;49799759]Granted, but she's a perfect circle
I wish I was famous.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but you're famous for being decapitated during the filming of the Twilight Zone Movie.
I wish I could always ride first class in planes.
[QUOTE=matt000024;49799767]
I wish I could always ride first class in planes.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but too bad it's always on shitty planes where not even the tv works properly and the food tastes like ass.
I wish I had a bucket full of kfc's fried chicken.
[QUOTE=Higurashi;49799844]Granted, but too bad it's always on shitty planes where not even the tv works properly and the food tastes like ass.
I wish I had a bucket full of kfc's fried chicken.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but its chicken deep fried alive, feathers and everything.
I wish I had a Tesla Model S
Granted, you now own a chattel slave Nikola Tesla from an alternate reality where he becomes a supermodel (actually that would be p. cool)
I wish my balls didn't sweat so much
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;49800255]Granted, you now own a chattel slave Nikola Tesla from an alternate reality where he becomes a supermodel (actually that would be p. cool)
I wish my balls didn't sweat so much[/QUOTE]
granted but now you have 10 types of stds
[sp]get fucked[/sp]
i wish i was a meme
Granted, but you become old in less than a day and everyone hates you.
I wish I was a squid that is also a kid.
Granted, but youre just enough squid that you cant do simple people things and your face is ugly, and youre just enough kid that you can't breathe underwater.
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
you get trapped- uneaten in a hoarder's house
I wish my dick was big as the eiffel tower
Granted, but the sheer size of it renders you immobile and on the front page of the National Enquirer.
I wish my arm was cool cyborg robo-arm.
granted but it can only be used to give handjobs
i wish i had an unlimited supply of fresh mozzarella cheese
it's the best cheese in the world but it also is what your blood is made of.
I wish I could fly
Granted, but you can only fly for only 2 hours a day.
I wish Emily Vasquez was real :v:.
Granted, but all her movie personalities become real, and fight to the death since only one can exist.
I wish that I'm able to start making money in college.
granted, but 90% of it goes -to- the college in turn
i wish for a cute, loving girlfriend
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