So sitting in Calculus bored as hell, and I see a kid in front of me lurking FP. I was just wondering how anyone else would approach him and be like "Yo, bro, you FP?" (Insert College Slang)
Didn't really want to make a poll because it's open ended.
Creativity is helpful.
Well in your case, hang around outside their window at night and creep the fuck out of them.
Don't even address him. It will be awkward as fuck and no good will come out of it.
"hey, are you a member of facepunch?"
merry fucking christmas.
I can tell you're prob gonna say something really awkward if it's rly that hard to say something to a person.
What section was he browsing?
90% chance he was a 13-year old memeshitter or a hardcore nerd.
You just don't.
with some sort of facial protection
Oh that's you?
Fuck I've been wondering why you've been staring at me for so long.
Find thread they are on , post a post saying "I'm behind you" and then after they see it snip it to something relevant to the thread
I don't know any FP members in real life.
If I did though, I wouldn't say anything unless they seemed friendly.
[QUOTE=Tu154M;25295495]90% chance he was a 13-year old memeshitter or a hardcore nerd.
You just don't.[/QUOTE]
I doubt that a 13 year old in college would be on facepunch
shout "oh god oh god we're gonna be poor" and see if he turns round.
Slap him with a cum rag, and say OIFY RUELZ
I wouldn't say anything.
Although I am curious where this certain prominent Facepuncher lives in my small ass town.
Facepunch there's this guy that sits behind me in Cal and always reads over my shoulder, I can practically feel him breathing down my neck. How should I tell him to stop?
Well, this kid was sitting on the bench, waiting for a ride. Beside him, he had some kind of thing with the Half Life logo on it.
I say "Sup"
He says "Sup"
I say "Like HL2?"
He says "Love it"
I say "Got Gmod?"
He says "Yeah."
I say "Steam name?"
He says "steamnamehere"
Thats it. Look for clues, for instance, people that are on forums a lot are more likely to be a furry.
talk about all the good stuff that comes from facepunch
that conversation will last a total of 0
[QUOTE=3picFail;25295525]I doubt that a 13 year old in college would be on facepunch[/QUOTE]
Well i didn't read anything abou-
Whatev.
He's on facepunch, therefore he probably can't talk anyway
:smith:
"facepunch is gay" i said
Please don't.
I'm just afraid it could be me.
Just say, "So I see you browse Facepunch?" with a :smug: face.
Someone in my college had a FP t-shirt on. We brofisted.
Here is a test:
Say to him
"You'll figure it out"
If he doesn't respond, he's probably a faggot and a newfag.
If he does, then cool.
If he's logged in tell us his username.
Ask him if he got his speedboat already
Yell OIFY at him.
With a knife.
Find out his account, private message him furry porn in image tags, call him out on it when you see him open it.
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Bonus points for mental breakdown or kicked out of college.
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