• Would anyone in the New York area next month like to crash a party for me?
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Here is the situation: Three Rooms Press is publishing a poem I wrote about Justin Beiber in their DADA Journal and they invited me to read the poem (and/or other work) at an event called Dada Poetry Salon. I'm not going but if anyone is in the area at the time I would like you to go in my place. It is the Dada Poetry Salon event on Friday, March 18, 6 pm, at Cornelia St. Cafe in New York City. Tell them you are me, Christy Leigh Stewart, and use the stage as you see fit (as long as it doesn't physically harm anyone but yourself.) If you can plug my new book, Terminally Beautiful, at some point that would be great but I'll understand if you would rather not be associated with me any more than is necessary.
I will forever respect anyone who will do this.
Why in the world would you write a Justin Bieber poem We're not helping you now
:frogdowns:
[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;28069866]Why in the world would you write a Justin Bieber poem We're not helping you now[/QUOTE] It is a mashup of the lyrics to Baby Baby and lines from Hakim Bey's essay "Chaos: The Broadsheets of Ontological Anarchism" done as an experiment of hyper-sigils inspired by Brion Gysin's work.
I'd do it if I lived in NY :v: Why won't you go yourself by the way?
[QUOTE=ishownomercy;28070015]I'd do it if I lived in NY :v: Why won't you go yourself by the way?[/QUOTE] Because she's ugly as fuck. (unlike myself and all of facepunch's userbase)
Do it yourself. Gosh, kids these these days are so darn lazy.
Here's an idea: go crash your own party.
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;28070045]Because she's ugly as fuck. (unlike myself and all of facepunch's userbase)[/QUOTE] That's true.
Sir Christy Leigh Stewart, you make very moving poetry. I think I shall purchase your works one day. [quote=Terminally Beautiful] Diana isn’t pretty like you. She isn’t smart like you, or interesting like you. No one loves her like we all love you. You don’t need plastic surgery on your body or therapy for your brain. But Diana does. Diana has to go to a rehab for ugly girls while you are too beautiful for this book. We hope you never die.[/quote]
Oh my god you are the epitome of the worst kind of bohemian hipster. "mmm yes I need one of you to crash a poetry extravaganza you see I wrote an anarchist poem about justin bieber that i just can't BEAR to be read aloud mmm yes theses hours d'oeurves and rather tasty"
[QUOTE=BagMinge104;28070449]Oh my god you are the epitome of the worst kind of bohemian hipster. "mmm yes I need one of you to crash a poetry extravaganza you see I wrote an anarchist poem about justin bieber that i just can't BEAR to be read aloud mmm yes theses hours d'oeurves and rather tasty"[/QUOTE] Could not have said it better.
Wish I lived in New York right now.
How can you possibly crash a DADA party? DADAists are fucking crazy. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqkIJ0odFxA[/media] Part 1 of 3 video is above, if you want to watch the whole story on how batshit these WWI expressionists were go for it, but I'm rather surprised that they are still around.
you're not gonna find many people on here who can pose as a 'christy'
facepunch is not your personal army
The 'Dadaists' of today are an insult to both the neo dadaists of the 1960's and the dadaists of the post world war one era. Forget that noise.
Very, very funny book! The characters were amazing and immediately relatable. I love Stewart's writing style, so full wit and sarcasm, yet she can still pull off those really sad or horrifying moments. This book will crawl into your brain and make you think, make you laugh and make you cringe, it's wonderful! [QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;28071642]facepunch is not your personal army[/QUOTE] facepunch isn't your 4chan. go home.
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;28072564]Very, very funny book! The characters were amazing and immediately relatable. I love Stewart's writing style, so full wit and sarcasm, yet she can still pull off those really sad or horrifying moments. This book will crawl into your brain and make you think, make you laugh and make you cringe, it's wonderful! facepunch isn't your 4chan. go home.[/QUOTE] implying you don't understand that a lack of empathy makes you unrelatable to others
Isn't Christy like super ugly.... like [B]INSANELY[/B] ugly?
Everyone listen! Don't do it, it's a trap! She's lying about the party and poem, she's desperate for your cock so she is setting a trap to have sex with a lonely Facepuncher. When you walk into the room she's going to jump you and tie you to a chair then she does weird sex to you. [img]http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/68729_159681547397624_100000673391485_321026_6483027_n.jpg[/img] :barf:
[QUOTE=Signature;28072733]implying you don't understand that a lack of empathy makes you unrelatable to others[/QUOTE] I just copied and pasted that off the amazon page that was selling her book. [editline]15th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Ninja Duck;28072878]Everyone listen! Don't do it, it's a trap! She's lying about the party and poem, she's desperate for your cock so she is setting a trap to have sex with a lonely Facepuncher. When you walk into the room she's going to jump you and tie you to a chair we she does weird sex to you. She was terminally beautiful. This is like post-chemo. [img_thumb]http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/68729_159681547397624_100000673391485_321026_6483027_n.jpg[/img_thumb] :barf:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;28072878]Everyone listen! Don't do it, it's a trap! She's lying about the party and poem, she's desperate for your cock so she is setting a trap to have sex with a lonely Facepuncher. When you walk into the room she's going to jump you and tie you to a chair then she does weird sex to you. [img_thumb]http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/68729_159681547397624_100000673391485_321026_6483027_n.jpg[/img_thumb] :barf:[/QUOTE] Jesus fuckingggggg christ! I actually feel sick after viewing that image. Fuckkkkkkkkkkk
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;28072878]Everyone listen! Don't do it, it's a trap! She's lying about the party and poem, she's desperate for your cock so she is setting a trap to have sex with a lonely Facepuncher. When you walk into the room she's going to jump you and tie you to a chair then she does weird sex to you. [img_thumb]http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/68729_159681547397624_100000673391485_321026_6483027_n.jpg[/img_thumb] :barf:[/QUOTE] But it's a public place you're walking to. How will she do those things in a public place? :v:
She meant to say "Pubic place". She's going to shrink you two and you'll have sex on a guy's sack. And give him nano-crabs.
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;28072878]she's desperate for your cock so she is setting a trap to have sex with a lonely Facepuncher.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Kyorei/anrui/00000/pedc.jpg[/IMG]
why can't the OP just show up on absurd amounts of drugs, and, as a statement, intentionally pass out on the stage
That picture can't be unseen.. :saddowns:
oh god it's you again fuck i dont remember which thread you made but you were really fucking annoying
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