Yo.
So... I came home from vacation few days ago. House has been empty about 1 week. I noticed that one of the windows was open in a room. Just barely. I then noticed some bird shit.... Inside the house... At first I thought it had only taken a shit in that room, but then later i notice there is shit on a monitor in the living room and shit and some marks on the window in the kitchen. So... Most likely there is a dead bird in my house and I have no fucking idea where it is. It is highly unlikely it found its way back to the window and out. So yeah... Somewhere right now, lies a dead bird, rotting, in my house.
I should probably clean up lol but im lazy. And I got the house to my self until the 14th.
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i would... do something about the shit everywhere
Thats some shit luck you have man
[QUOTE=polarbear.;31546777]i would... do something about the shit everywhere[/QUOTE]
I know... But I cba yet. It's not like a lot and it's dry. It's not in the way for me in anyways either. I'll do it on sunday or sht. lol lazy k
The bird must be dead tired after shitting everywhere.
Please, beak-areful when cleaning it up that you don't get bird flu.
Borrow a cat
its more likely a dead rat in your wall, or under something. anywhere where food my might have fell could be where it's hiding.
Highly unlikely that it found its way back to the window? Birds aren't that dumb.
Check your dryer vents homie
[QUOTE=Lenni;31574572]Highly unlikely that it found its way back to the window? Birds aren't that dumb.[/QUOTE]
They are. They are like insects trying to get out of a windows. Believe me... I've had birds in my room before, they just try to fly through the window. They dont realize they can get out where they came in. I have windows that opens horizontally, not vertically, so they have to exit on the bottom of the window. Anyways... Still I think it's unlikely that the bird flew out of the room and into the other side of the house, tried to get out by mashing on the kitchen window, shitting some, then fly to a computer monitor, sit and chill there, have another crap... Actually.. Either there were several birds, or this bird spent a long fucking time here because there's no way this bird could shit that much in a short time. Oh qell.
[QUOTE=Sastion;31549316]Borrow a cat[/QUOTE]
this would be the easiest method
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