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Let's have some Thanksgiving fun.
mother fucking jerry just fucking straight up shoving the whole fucking turkey in his fat fucking gob
I'd send both the GDI and NOD to Stahl's 'correctional facility' without uttering a word.
i believe that could've gone better, sir.
So we're not going to discuss the fact you used a chainsword on the turkey?
WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE AND WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO MY COUNTRY-
Can't you even cook a turkey right?
:speechless: No that is not what you stuff into the turkey.
I know that Cyber-turkey is the future but thst doesn't mean just shoving computer parts in a regular turkey.
You should let a real man handle a turkey.
Why did you try cooking it with napalm?
Maybe if you wore some actual clothes you wouldn't be worried about yourself and fuck up the turkey
Did you resurrect the turkey that's obviously needs to be cooked?
use magic to fix it you anime [I]bitch[/I]
shoot at the offender with a plasma autorifle
maybe if you've taken that hood off you would've seen what you were doing
you shoulda let pyro handle it, now all you did was shoot it with your minigun then stuffed a sandwich in it
You had one job and you blew it.
Did you just kicked it across the floor?
Why am I not surprised?
What the fuck are you doing? Your dick is not the meat thermometer.
You ate the fucking turkey fatass.
HOLY SHIT, A meteor just fell from space and obliterated the kitchen!
Don't talk to me or my botched Turkey again.
Next time try using two eyes before you cook.
We need to talk about the turkey and skateboarding..
Stick to crimefighting, clearly you don't have a bat-turkey baster.
You fucked up that turkey worse than the zombie plague fucked up your entire living bloodline.
fak u spoderman y u shot web in oven
don't give me a thumbs up you smug ass prick, you fucking ruined the thing still gonna eat it tho
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