My Residential Hall has Speed Dating tonight and we are all "required" to go. Anyway I'm in the "nerdy" hall and there are not too many good looking girls here, plus I already have a girlfriend so I've decided to troll at this event. What should I do to troll I have a couple of ideas like telling my life story and reading a newspaper, but not sure what else I should do.
Thanks guys
Describe in detail how any partner of yours has to accept that your sexuality is directed to ponies alone.
One thing you should know here: The term "trolling" is discouraged. Of course, we aren't opposed to pranking and fucking with people (with humor), but trolling is found to be a different, unfunny, and immature alternative to being annoying.
Anyway, it would be funny to give a girl a gift card and then leave. If you do anything, you should record it somehow.
Say that you're into BDSM
Best case scenario you end up with a whip in your hand and girl tied to the table.
Worst case scenario, you get tied to the table with a chick with a thing for strap-ons
Worse than that, you end up tied to the table while everyone else in the hall whips you.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;37555999]Best case scenario, you get tied to the table with a chick with a thing for strap-ons[/QUOTE]
Fixed
"So I have this thing for puzzles. If you have two hour glasses, one runs for 17 minutes, and the other for 8. Using the two, how do you figure out when an hour has past?"
Just tell her about your My Little Pony alter ego that you use in your fan fiction.
Chicks dig fan fictions about ponies.
Just use really cheesy pick up lines.
make sure this is the first thing you say to her after sitting down.
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lol wear a trollface mask that'll get her good and proper
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your mouth.
If she claims you look familiar, ask her if she watches porn.
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