• How would I take over the US?
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My idea would hurf nderfen steriotypical put pins on the floor so when ever they come out of their houses they pop likes big fat baloons :) [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Parody thread/Troll" - compwhizii))[/highlight]
Lure them with hamburgers to the grand canyon and tell them there is more at the bottom :downs:.
Ban all firearms. The south will be open for domination.
Call your opponent the Antichrist.
Ban sex with family..?
Coup D'etat.
[QUOTE=kevkev;17601884]Lure them with hamburgers to the grand canyon and tell them there is more at the bottom :downs:.[/QUOTE] yeah you're right
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;17602018]Coup D'etat.[/QUOTE] Well, duh.
rally with the texans against the USA over the right to bear arms, youll win.
[QUOTE=Da Big Man;17601930]Ban all firearms. The south will be open for domination.[/QUOTE] Da south will rise again!
[QUOTE=Craptasket;17602138]Da south will rise again![/QUOTE] From the list of IQ according to the state average? Doubt it.
[QUOTE=evilking1;17602151]From the list of IQ according to the state average? Doubt it.[/QUOTE] it takes a high IQ to make a gun, it takes any IQ to clean and fire it,
Ugh, leave it to the world to talk shit and then cry that [B]we're[/B] the assholes...
[QUOTE=Teclis01;17602168]it takes a high IQ to make a gun, it takes any IQ to clean and fire it,[/QUOTE] But thanks for even trying to play along.
Shoot some wockets.
Destroy all fast-food restaurants.
call your opponent a socialist
[QUOTE=Zackin5;17602255]Destroy all fast-food restaurants.[/QUOTE] The United States is actually home to hundreds of sit-in restaurants inspired by foods from around the world, when's the last time you went to a country (other than the U.S.) and saw Indian, Mexican, Italian, German, and even Arabic restaurants lined up on the same street? [QUOTE=kaneangel2012;17602258]call your opponent a socialist[/QUOTE] Actually, the countries throwing threats at us as of now may not be straight-up socialists, but have a lot of ideas formed of socialism. Plus, Barack Obama is basing a lot of [B]his[/B] own ideas from other socialistic ideas.
Honestly, if half the posts in here don't get bans, but that first one in the other thread did, something is wrong...
[QUOTE=evilking1;17602151]From the list of IQ according to the state average? Doubt it.[/QUOTE] Boy, my great great grandfather taught me how to fire and clean a rifle, my whole family know how to shoot you gonna die
The moderators are slow today.
[QUOTE=xGoodApollox;17602333]Honestly, if half the posts in here don't get bans, but that first one in the other thread did, something is wrong...[/QUOTE] That's why I'm just making valid points instead of flying off my rocker.
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