• Making a spy kit!
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Ive been thinking about making a spy kit. Now you should asking yourself, "why does this idiot want to make a spy kit?". I don't really know. Inspired by this thread:[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=942529[/url] So lets start. Any spy needs a briefcase to carry around his stuff. [url]http://www.mezzi.com/Travel-Briefcases/MEZZI-Traveler-Edition-Roller-Aluminum-Laptop-Case/[/url] And of course, an elegant suit. [url]http://www.megasuits.com/index.php?act=products&cat=Suits&gcode=FITTED%20SUITS[/url] And if you want to be a REAL spy, you will need this. [url]http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.3991[/url] A net book, so you can use your fantastic spy hacking skills to do, well, spy stuff. [url]http://www.netbookreviews.net/asus/eee-pc-1201n/[/url] A cellphone blocking device, [url]http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.4355[/url] A locking picking gun, to well, pick locks, [url]http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.17606[/url] A gun, and of course, If you want to be a spy, It has to be a Walter PPK, [url]http://www.waltherpistols.com/category/41-walther_ppk_handguns.aspx[/url] Night Vision goggles! For your nighttime spy missions. [url]http://www.atncorp.com/night-vision-goggles[/url] And with all the bond girls around you, you will need these, LOTS of these. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom[/url] So what do you suggest?
p cool [editline]03:29PM[/editline] except I don't want to be a spy
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Get a paper mask.
Disguise kit
Erm. I think a blacksuit case would suit far better.
[QUOTE=KSI;22149492]p cool [editline]03:29PM[/editline] except I don't want to be a spy[/QUOTE] A perfect example of an undercover spy, hes spying us all and we are falling for his secret identity!
sweet now you can be a rl spy kid
Wouldn't a smaller black case with bullet proofing be a better idea?
Camera pen, my grandad sent me one and I must say, its rather useful.
What I think you personally are going to need? A fleshlight.
You need this baby to be a real spy [img]http://game.wippiesblog.com/files/2009/05/ambassador.jpg[/img] Oh yeah and a cool spy watch [img]http://www.tfportal.de/gfx/content/tf2/weapons/dead_ringer_large.png[/img]
In real life Spies probably have more of a private detective than any of the "spy" images we imagine. Hours and hours of boring research of your to be spied subject.
You're missing string, toothpaste, a rubber band and a potato
[QUOTE=Killuah;22150505]In real life Spies probably have more of a private detective than any of the "spy" images we imagine. Hours and hours of boring research of your to be spied subject.[/QUOTE] Spying is about computers nowdays, since just about every information has a digital format these days.
[QUOTE=Killuah;22150505]In real life Spies probably have more of a private detective than any of the "spy" images we imagine. Hours and hours of boring research of your to be spied subject.[/QUOTE] This guy spied for the Soviets and Russians for decades: [img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00554/news-graphics-exclu_554540a.jpg[/img] No super secret spy games, just an FBI job and feeding them intel.
I'm sure there's an app for all this.
A pocket watch is actually a good recommendation.
Spies don't use butterfly knifes I think.
[QUOTE=paulaner;22150613]Spies don't use butterfly knifes I think.[/QUOTE] Think again. [IMG]http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/3/36/Spy.png[/IMG]
A butterfly knife is obviously rather small, thus well suited to some sort of secret agent. Carrying around a large Claymore sword would attracted unwanted attention.
Dude your gayish spy then. Use normal lockpicks, not a gun. Managing to use normal lockpicks is more cool and requires skill. Can buy a nice set at dealextreme for 5 dollars, but two just in case.
Problem with this is the large cost.
You should probably get a more normal-looking briefcase. Carrying one around that has bullet-proof casing is a little unusual, and can attract attention.
[QUOTE=Run&Gun12;22151122]You should probably get a more normal-looking briefcase. Carrying one around that has bullet-proof casing is a little unusual, and can attract attention.[/QUOTE] Insert bullet-proof casing inside your jacket, INSTANT BULLET-PROOF VEST.
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;22150578][IMG]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00554/news-graphics-exclu_554540a.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s52/hemblahem/Wat.png[/IMG]
Pocket watch that is actually a remote controlled robot.
A cellphone blocking device would be wonderful in movie theaters.
Wow, those night vision goggles are cool but very expensive
So when you found out about Deal Extreme and saw that post about the shit you could buy to be like the spy, you made a thread?
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