Ive been thinking about making a spy kit. Now you should asking yourself, "why does this idiot want to make a spy kit?".
I don't really know.
Inspired by this thread:[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=942529[/url]
So lets start.
Any spy needs a briefcase to carry around his stuff.
[url]http://www.mezzi.com/Travel-Briefcases/MEZZI-Traveler-Edition-Roller-Aluminum-Laptop-Case/[/url]
And of course, an elegant suit.
[url]http://www.megasuits.com/index.php?act=products&cat=Suits&gcode=FITTED%20SUITS[/url]
And if you want to be a REAL spy, you will need this.
[url]http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.3991[/url]
A net book, so you can use your fantastic spy hacking skills to do, well, spy stuff.
[url]http://www.netbookreviews.net/asus/eee-pc-1201n/[/url]
A cellphone blocking device,
[url]http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.4355[/url]
A locking picking gun, to well, pick locks,
[url]http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.17606[/url]
A gun, and of course, If you want to be a spy, It has to be a Walter PPK,
[url]http://www.waltherpistols.com/category/41-walther_ppk_handguns.aspx[/url]
Night Vision goggles! For your nighttime spy missions.
[url]http://www.atncorp.com/night-vision-goggles[/url]
And with all the bond girls around you, you will need these, LOTS of these.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom[/url]
So what do you suggest?
p cool
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except I don't want to be a spy
Erm. I think a blacksuit case would suit far better.
[QUOTE=KSI;22149492]p cool
[editline]03:29PM[/editline]
except I don't want to be a spy[/QUOTE]
A perfect example of an undercover spy, hes spying us all and we are falling for his secret identity!
sweet now you can be a rl spy kid
Wouldn't a smaller black case with bullet proofing be a better idea?
Camera pen, my grandad sent me one and I must say, its rather useful.
What I think you personally are going to need?
A fleshlight.
You need this baby to be a real spy
[img]http://game.wippiesblog.com/files/2009/05/ambassador.jpg[/img]
Oh yeah and a cool spy watch
[img]http://www.tfportal.de/gfx/content/tf2/weapons/dead_ringer_large.png[/img]
In real life Spies probably have more of a private detective than any of the "spy" images we imagine.
Hours and hours of boring research of your to be spied subject.
You're missing string, toothpaste, a rubber band and a potato
[QUOTE=Killuah;22150505]In real life Spies probably have more of a private detective than any of the "spy" images we imagine.
Hours and hours of boring research of your to be spied subject.[/QUOTE]
Spying is about computers nowdays, since just about every information has a digital format these days.
[QUOTE=Killuah;22150505]In real life Spies probably have more of a private detective than any of the "spy" images we imagine.
Hours and hours of boring research of your to be spied subject.[/QUOTE]
This guy spied for the Soviets and Russians for decades:
[img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00554/news-graphics-exclu_554540a.jpg[/img]
No super secret spy games, just an FBI job and feeding them intel.
I'm sure there's an app for all this.
A pocket watch is actually a good recommendation.
Spies don't use butterfly knifes I think.
[QUOTE=paulaner;22150613]Spies don't use butterfly knifes I think.[/QUOTE]
Think again. [IMG]http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/3/36/Spy.png[/IMG]
A butterfly knife is obviously rather small, thus well suited to some sort of secret agent. Carrying around a large Claymore sword would attracted unwanted attention.
Dude your gayish spy then. Use normal lockpicks, not a gun. Managing to use normal lockpicks is more cool and requires skill. Can buy a nice set at dealextreme for 5 dollars, but two just in case.
Problem with this is the large cost.
You should probably get a more normal-looking briefcase.
Carrying one around that has bullet-proof casing is a little unusual, and can attract attention.
[QUOTE=Run&Gun12;22151122]You should probably get a more normal-looking briefcase.
Carrying one around that has bullet-proof casing is a little unusual, and can attract attention.[/QUOTE]
Insert bullet-proof casing inside your jacket, INSTANT BULLET-PROOF VEST.