• Insomnia reviews
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I checked out this site after I heard how hysterical one reviewer (the guy in charge of the site) was. It started with this response to a review for TF2 [url]http://forum.insomnia.ac/viewtopic.php?t=2659[/url] He proceeds to ban everyone who disagrees with him and calls them retarded for misplacing a comma or the like. That's not even the worst part, he even went so far is harass some people in real life by giving out their address on his forum and telling people to subscribe the person to scat mailing lists, just because of disagreements. That's just the start of it Then I found this review for Cave Story [url]http://insomnia.ac/reviews/pc/doukutsumonogatari/[/url] I dunno if he's been posted here before, but the guy is nuts
:xd: This is why internet bullying is actually treated as a crime...
[QUOTE=NO ONE;18498585]:xd: This is why internet bullying is actually treated as a crime...[/QUOTE] What? How did you just link this thread with internet bullying?
I never played a TF related game but that review is full of shit. :barf:
This is what happens when you give false power to people.
They. Don't. Like. Game Center CX/Retro Game Challenge. [quote](-- not unlike Namco's recent Game Center CX in fact, which my friend Mark Peters has been kind enough to suffer through and analyze for us)[/quote] I WILL KILL THEM. [B]KILL.[/B] [B][U][highlight]KILL KILL KILL.[/highlight][/U][/B] [quote]You will purchase this oh my god-like-so-cool retro experience instead of taking it upon yourself to sit down on a nice comfy sofa, hook up an older console (or PC/laptop, if you know what I mean), grab a bowl of popcorn, and start playing some quality titles from yesteryear. It's sad really, and all the "atmosphere" or cute little mini magazines did nothing to enhance my experience with this game (perhaps they would have if they were real magazines -- at least then I would have learned something).[/quote] :commissar:
[QUOTE=Baldr;18498750]I never played a TF related game but that review is full of shit. :barf:[/QUOTE] The basic gist of it is because they removed game-breaking mechanics (super fast conc-jumps to disregard sentries and bunny-hopping that would make even a heavy faster than a scout) it is a terrible game for retarded people He wants nothing but perfection from people, yet uses simple derogatory insults. Many of his articles are about his disdain for women in general, others gloating about his self-professed "genius"
He only gave Cave Story 2 stars? Troll site.
[QUOTE=venn177;18498930]He only gave Cave Story 2 stars? Troll site.[/QUOTE] The two stars isn't even the worst thing about the review [quote] But, but, but! Everyone loved it! Its Wikipedia page has a special section full of unreservedly positive quotes! Tim Rogers wrote a 6,000-word thingy on it supposedly singing its praises (supposedly, because he only spends like one or two paragraphs discussing the actual game, and then only in the most absentminded, superficial terms possible), and then shamelessly proclaimed it the eighth best game of all time, in a preposterous list which did not even feature games such as Sid Meier's Civilization, Grand Theft Auto III, Deus Ex, Planescape: Torment, The Super Shinobi, Super Mario Kart, Total Annihilation, Gekka no Kenshi, Fire Emblem, [b]Halo[/b], Sim City, Tekki -- or, well... pretty much any decent games at all.[/quote]
I'm happy he never reviewed GTA III. [QUOTE=Helelos;18498849]The basic gist of it is because they removed game-breaking mechanics (super fast conc-jumps to disregard sentries and bunny-hopping that would make even a heavy faster than a scout) it is a terrible game for retarded people He wants nothing but perfection from people, yet uses simple derogatory insults. Many of his articles are about his disdain for women in general, others gloating about his self-professed "genius"[/QUOTE] Totally agreed, it's a asshole that goes beyond limits to exploit.
I was hoping this was about a bunch of people who had insomnia, then played video games all night, and in a stupor wrote reviews about them. Ah well.
We should make this into a contest. See who can last the longest while posting "normally" in the Insomnia forum. "Normally" meaning no outright threads made just to rant, but actual attempts to participate in debating a review.
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;18500050]We should make this into a contest. See who can last the longest while posting "normally" in the Insomnia forum. "Normally" meaning no outright threads made just to rant, but actual attempts to participate in debating a review.[/QUOTE] You could debate a thread all day and still get banned for misplacing an apostrophe Fucking illiterate retards
[QUOTE=Helelos;18500425]You could debate a thread all day and still get banned for misplacing an apostrophe Fucking illiterate retards[/QUOTE] And I thought I'd never see a forum with grammar nazis as bad as Facepunch's.
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;18500475]And I thought I'd never see a forum with grammar nazis as bad as Facepunch's.[/QUOTE] [url]http://forum.insomnia.ac/viewtopic.php?t=2231&start=0[/url] [quote]Very well, then. Here is your last warning: If you so much as miss a comma or an apostrophe YOU WILL BE BANNED. If you post "fps" YOU WILL BE BANNED. If you post "2d" YOU WILL BE BANNED. Any retardation, no matter how minor, will not be tolerated. There are six billion people on this planet -- I have nothing to lose by banning 5.9999999 billion of them -- there will always be several million more to join my forum and contribute. If no one is capable of posting without retardation -- very well then. In that case I will ban everyone. This site is, after all, for want of a better term, my "blog" -- in the last resort I do not need anyone's help to run it and maintain it. Help is always appreciated, but if this help cannot be retardation-free, I can do without it. I quite simply DO NOT HAVE THE TIME ANYMORE TO BE YOUR BABYSITTER. You should be able to post a couple of fuckin' lines to the standards of quality of a respected publication. Just imagine that everything you type in this forum will immediately, and with no editing, go on the front page of the New York Times. This is the standard of quality I will be expecting from now on. Every page in this forum will from now on be held to such a standard, and whoever is not capable of adhering to it will be forcibly ejected from the community. [/quote]
[quote]There are six billion people on this planet -- I have nothing to lose by banning 5.9999999 billion of them -- there will always be several million more to join my forum and contribute.[/quote] :doh:
So basically, Crazyman, the reviewer, is butthurt about console TF2, or TF2 period, and Jon R. disagrees and places valid points, so Crazayman bans him and others? Dude sounds like an ignorant, stubborn prick to me. [editline]09:53PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Alxnotorious;18500605]:doh:[/QUOTE] He has great math skills, doesn't he?
[QUOTE=CanibalMonke;18500633]So basically, Crazyman, the reviewer, is butthurt about console TF2, or TF2 period, and Jon R. disagrees and places valid points, so Crazayman bans him and others? Dude sounds like an ignorant, stubborn prick to me. [editline]09:53PM[/editline] He has great math skills, doesn't he?[/QUOTE] Then he throws in Nietzsche philosophy to sound smart or something :smith:
Well it's weird, 'cause Crazyman does the review, but i think icycalm is the admin.
Wait, never mind, Icypalm is the butthurt forum manager. Crazyman just wrote the review. What he said up there.
Alex Kierkegaard is Icycalm, his favorite type of games are bullet-hell SHUMPS and other bullshit hard games Remember, a game is not good if the ground is too soft :colbert:
Icypalm sounds like a conceited jackass.
A lot of what he says is right. Most of it, I just disagree with his trigger happy banning policy (if I get banned there for this post I'm never returning). He didn't say Cave Story is bad, he just said it's not recommended, that's what his ratings mean, it's not a rank of how good the game is, it's how much he wants you to go and experience it yourself. [quote]Halo[/quote] I don't see anything wrong with that, Halo was a good game, Halo 2 and 3, not so much, still good, but no different, therefore probably worthy of a 2-3 star from him.
[QUOTE=Euphorium;18501152]Icypalm sounds like a conceited jackass.[/QUOTE] Holy fuck I want to murder that guy, and I don't even care about TF2.
What's the authorization code for registering? I typed "Yes" "Yeah" and "Yes it is" but it doesn't work. We should raid and say "Icycalm is a faggoty ass fucking motherfucker" for a mass ban.
[QUOTE=venn177;18498930]He only gave Cave Story 2 stars? Troll site.[/QUOTE] Just what I thought.
[QUOTE=Chunk3ym4n;18523918]What's the authorization code for registering? I typed "Yes" "Yeah" and "Yes it is" but it doesn't work. We should raid and say "Icycalm is a faggoty ass fucking motherfucker" for a mass ban.[/QUOTE] The only thing I found was that you needed to e-mail the head asshole or his moderators.
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[QUOTE=Chunk3ym4n;18523918]What's the authorization code for registering? I typed "Yes" "Yeah" and "Yes it is" but it doesn't work. We should raid and say "Icycalm is a faggoty ass fucking motherfucker" for a mass ban.[/QUOTE] I just typed "yes" and got in.
What a dick....seems as if the forum part is taken out, with the loss of opinion and everyone remaining is either someone who fondles his genitals regularly or actually believes in his opinion....I'm surprised no one has raided his forum yet, he's pretty much a giant prick who has a banhammer that comes down more often than this guy's e-penis after he's done being a prick to everyone that doesn't believe he isn't the second best thing since whatever competitive shit he plays.
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