• Sandra Bullock in custody battle with porn star
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[img]http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00475/bullock585_475667a.jpg[/img] [quote]America's sweetheart, the actress Sandra Bullock, is being dragged into an unpleasant legal battle to prove that she is a better parent than her husband’s former wife, the star of more than 100 pornographic movies. Bullock is backing claims by her husband Jesse James, the television celebrity, that they have made a good home for Sunny, his five-year-old daughter. His ex-wife Janine Lindemulder, 40, star of such video titles as Mrs Behavin’, Sleeping Booty and Dyke Diner, disagrees. She has just been released from a six-month prison sentence for tax evasion. When she was in jail in Oregon she reportedly sent her former husband a bitter text message that read: “U win. Sandra finally has her baby — congratulations.” The tattooed blonde remains in a halfway house in Los Angeles until the end of this year when she can seek custody of her daughter. James, 40, has launched a pre-emptive legal strike in wealthy Orange county, south of Los Angeles, where all three have beachside homes. He has asked a judge to rule on whether Lindemulder is a fit mother. “Good cause exists for the court to conduct a review to determine if [the girl] will be safe with [Lindemulder],” he said in a statement to the court. “She should be restrained from allowing the child around pornographers, drug addicts, guns and firearms, felons and other unsafe environments.” The judge is expected to rule soon on whether Lindemulder, James and Bullock will have to give evidence in person. James, a heavily tattooed motorbike mechanic who turned his business customising £60,000 bikes for sports stars into a Top Gear-style television programme, admits that he enjoys risky pursuits. These include riding with Hell’s Angels gangs and a taste for death-defying television stunts. But he says he keeps these far from his family, which includes two teenage children from an earlier marriage. Bullock denies that the couple, who married in 2005, enjoy a Hollywood lifestyle. “We do every mundane, normal thing that everyone else does. It’s about enjoying what we have,” she said. Bullock, 45, the star of Speed and Miss Congeniality who is estimated to be worth £100m, has said she wanted to have children, but her late mother persuaded her to put her career first. James married Lindemulder in 2002 in an episode of his television series Motorcycle Mania, after which she gave up her career. Lindemulder claimed to be “devastated” when he left her for Bullock while she was seven months pregnant with Sunny. She claimed the stress led her to get into trouble with her taxes. She recently told friends that she wants her child back as she rebuilds her life. Like many Californian custody cases the outcome may come down to money. James told the court he has a “very high income” while Lindemulder still has to repay £180,000 in taxes and earns £7.20 an hour as a set designer at a photographic studio. There is hope, however. She is seeking to publish her prison diaries. [/quote]
I just watched the Proposal last night. Good movie by the way, it's has it's funny moments, but I'm not much of a romance person.
[quote]Bullock is backing claims by her husband Jesse James, the television celebrity[/quote] Holy shit, the guy from Monster Garage? Doesn't surprise me.
[QUOTE=mgear;18070619]I just watched the Proposal last night. Good movie by the way, it's has it's funny moments, but I'm not much of a romance person.[/QUOTE] Holy crap derail?
Sandra Buttocks
[QUOTE=solid_jake;18070651]Holy crap derail?[/QUOTE] No, Not really, it has Sandra Bullock in it, and it's somewhat of a custody battle on who gets to keep her.... America or Canada?
Silly pornstars.
[QUOTE=mgear;18070619]I just watched the Proposal last night. Good movie by the way, it's has it's funny moments, but I'm not much of a romance person.[/QUOTE] Want to go for a bike ride?
Sandra Bullock looks exactly like my cousin, so I'm having a hard time saying ill fuck my cousin or Sandra Bullock.
[quote]Mrs Behavin’, Sleeping Booty and Dyke Diner[/quote] Ohh god, who ever comes up with porn names is a fucking genius.
I like Bullock, she'd probably make a better Mom, but because of her 'status' she wouldn't be able to be as attentive as much as a lesser known porn star
[QUOTE]“She should be restrained from allowing the child around pornographers, drug addicts, [B]guns and firearms[/B], felons and other unsafe environments.”[/QUOTE] Wait what?
[QUOTE=Nick Nack;18070877]Want to go for a bike ride?[/QUOTE] Maybe an [highlight][i]EXTREME[/i] REDBULL MOUNTAIN-BIKE on Fire[/highlight] ride, yes.
Bootycle.
Sandra Bollocks in custard battle with porn star
Oh shit isnt that pornstar the Blink-182 album cover chick? [editline]10:55PM[/editline] haha it is [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janine_Lindemulder#Adult_film_career[/url]
Classy.
Yeah, halfway house whore wants her kid. :D
Good porn stars work a small fraction of the time and bring home excellent money. Whereas actors for conventional movies will be gone for long stretches at a time. I'm not saying either is a better parent, but I am pointing out that pornstars are not only not bad people, but arguably have EXCELLENT jobs when it comes for being a working mom and taking care of a child. The pay is great and the hours are short.
Gee, I'd hate to have my mother be a pornstar. [I]'Dude I saw your mom a few times in a porno she's so hot man'[/I] Actually, if your mom was a pornstar and everyone knew it you'd probably never win a verbal-fight ever again.
[QUOTE=GunFox;18074791]Good porn stars work a small fraction of the time and bring home excellent money. Whereas actors for conventional movies will be gone for long stretches at a time. I'm not saying either is a better parent, but I am pointing out that pornstars are not only not bad people, but arguably have EXCELLENT jobs when it comes for being a working mom and taking care of a child. The pay is great and the hours are short.[/QUOTE]'Cept she's no longer working as a pornstar and has to pay over $180,000 in taxes.
Imma go look her up
When the fuck did she marry Jesse James? ...rate me clocks.
I wonder who'll win...:v:
[QUOTE=:smug:;18076765]I wonder who'll win...:v:[/QUOTE] Whoever sucks the judges cock better.
Unless there's something I've missed, I'm not sure why the porn star is having to fight for custody. The only truly bad thing about her is the tax evasion, but one conviction isn't enough to say you're an unfit parent, is it?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khtBvQdxta4[/media] Anyone else think of this?
Wait when did Sandra Bullock marry Jesse James?
[QUOTE=peabrain101;18076877][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khtBvQdxta4[/media] Anyone else think of this?[/QUOTE] I always laugh when I hear her say "You threaten my son, you threaten me." I'm not sure if it's because of her voice or if it's because of how stupid it would be to say that.
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