• My dad took my bong.
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Okay, so about a month ago I had bought my first piece, a 32 dollar graffix bong, plastic, green, about 1 1/2 feet, the thing was sweet and I was happy that after being a frequent smoker for over six years that I finally got a piece of my own. Well one night I was cleaning it with cotton swabs and alcohol chatting on skype with a few of my friends, it was around 11 o clock and my parents were in bed as usual. Well all of a sudden my dad barges in the room and I immediately just toss my bong under the desk, like a reflex and this is how the conversation went. Dad: You're being really loud, I can't sleep.... What was that? Me: Alright I'll try and keep it down a little bit, it was nothing don't worry about it. Dad: What was it? Basically that went on for 5 minutes my dad asking me what it was and me just saying nothing, my friends were listening to me on skype and I could hear their giggles through my headset and my face started getting really red, finally my dad just told me "I'm gonna find out whether you wanna show me or not so you may as well just make this easier for both of us". So I let out a really long sigh and showed it to him and immediately he was like... Dad: What the fuck is that?! Me: Well dad, it's my bong, I was cleaning it Dad: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A BONG? Me: Because..... It's sweet I didn't know what to tell him, I mean, what's there to say? Obviously this revealed my well kept secret to my dad about my pot shenanigans and so the next five minutes was basically him just saying "Give it to me" and me responding with "No. I don't wanna". My friends are laughing their asses off on skype and I'm just trying to not let my 32 dollars go to waste so I tried to convince my dad that if he just let me hold onto it, I could sell it easily and make money off of it and it would be out of the house. He told me he "didn't want me selling anything like that" and that he would give me 25$ if I gave him my bong. So I was like "are you being serious right now?" and he told me that if I gave him my bong he would give me 25 dollars... So I did, AND THAT BITCH WON'T PAY ME. How should I approach my dad about it? I mean, he hasn't said anything about it since it happened, so I don't really want to feed the flames but I want my money, he told me he would give me it and I want it. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("FP is not your blog" - Greeman))[/highlight]
It's bad for you
your dad's being helpful. stop smoking weed.
Smoking hurts your lungs. Before all the dumbs; this isn't an argument against weed, it's an argument against smoking anything. Also, you're wasting money on weed.
Go punch the fuck out of him
You shouldn't smoke weed. It's bad for you, y'know. Listen to your dad, he's trying to help you out
I heard weed can kill you!!1
Don't listen to these cracka's, just save getting a bong till you move out, they are too hard to hide.
I didn't post this to be lectured how I should stop smoking pot, I love pot and I'm not going to quit just because my dad took my bong, I posted this to get some kind of idea on how to get my 25 dollars.
Use a vaporizor instead.
But it's bad for you, he is right in his actions!
Wow your dad takes care of you. Lucky you. Now fucking respect him!
[QUOTE=Candels;19643564]I didn't post this to be lectured how I should stop smoking pot, I love pot and I'm not going to quit just because my dad took my bong, I posted this to get some kind of idea on how to get my 25 dollars.[/QUOTE] Think how much money per month you use on weed.
Your Dad saw your sweet ass bong and wanted it for himself. Get revenge by stealing his car* and telling him it's bad for him, without telling him why it's bad for him. *replace car with anything he holds dear.
Just think, right now he's smoking it in his room. Doesn't that just make you boil with rage, don't you just want to [b]kill[/b] him? make a bong out of his skull. Go do it, now, GO!
[QUOTE=Candels;19643564]I didn't post this to be lectured how I should stop smoking pot, I love pot and I'm not going to quit just because my dad took my bong, I posted this to get some kind of idea on how to get my 25 dollars.[/QUOTE] yeah and we gave you better advice. stop being a delinquent "my dad wants what's best for me and i'm being whiny and disrespectful i'll vent it on the internet"
[QUOTE=Karbine;19643554]I heard weed can kill you!!1[/QUOTE] In order to overdose on THC you would have to smoke twice your body weight of marijuana, that's like 300lbs of weed, 240,000 dollars, alcohol can kill you weed just makes you feel good.
[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;19643574]Think how much money per month you use on weed.[/QUOTE] Think about how much money you use per month on sweet foods and cakes, or money wasted on electricity leaving lights on etc.
[QUOTE=Candels;19643588][QUOTE=Karbine;19643554]I heard weed can kill you!!1[/QUOTE] In order to overdose on THC you would have to smoke twice your body weight of marijuana, that's like 300lbs of weed, 240,000 dollars, alcohol can kill you weed just makes you feel good.[/QUOTE] And the smoke can (will) hurt your lungs.
[QUOTE=Candels;19643588]In order to overdose on THC you would have to smoke twice your body weight of marijuana, that's like 300lbs of weed, 240,000 dollars, alcohol can kill you weed just makes you feel good.[/QUOTE] um no Your Wrong wead can kil u if you overdose............
What the hell did you expect? Dad: "yeah ma youth light dis chron up we be blazin to the sky seen"
Thank him.
[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;19643574]Think how much money per month you use on weed.[/QUOTE] I don't spend that much money on weed, probably like 50$ a month honestly, it doesn't take a lot to get me high and I don't feel the need to be high ALL THE TIME. It's not that bad for you looking at how cigarettes and alcohol are legal and they're worse for you.
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[QUOTE=Candels;19643616][QUOTE=AlphaGunman;19643574]Think how much money per month you use on weed.[/QUOTE] I don't spend that much money on weed, probably like 50$ a month honestly, it doesn't take a lot to get me high and I don't feel the need to be high ALL THE TIME. It's not that bad for you looking at how cigarettes and alcohol are legal and they're worse for you.[/QUOTE] $50 a month? that's $600 a year.
[QUOTE=Karbine;19643597]um no Your Wrong wead can kil u if you overdose............[/QUOTE] Touche
Typical teenager response to anything. Parent: Why do you ____________________? Angsty Teen: Uhhh, because it's sweet.
Stop whining. Your smoking weed. Dont be an ignorant fuck, it CAN kill you, and if it doesnt, it damages your health. Your dad cares about you, so he wants you to stop and not be a druggie. But hey, it could be worse, instead of a bong, it could of been a dildo.
Lol, couple of weeks ago my mother gave tips on how I should clean my bong. Sucks to be you man. Come live in the Netherlands!:2bong:
[QUOTE=Candels;19643616]I don't spend that much money on weed, probably like 50$ a month honestly, it doesn't take a lot to get me high and I don't feel the need to be high ALL THE TIME. It's not that bad for you looking at how cigarettes and alcohol are legal and they're worse for you.[/QUOTE] 50 dollars a month......600 dollars a year..... 600 dollars dude. You could get a cat...or a printer (a kick ass printer)....or some kind of exotic hat.
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