If so, explain how you/whoever caught you reacted to it.
I am not 100% sure if they caught me but I was pretty quick to put my dick away :v: I think they might have just thought I was sleeping and left without saying a word
Yes
It was awful
uuuuh, kind of. It was a pretty tricky situation though.
Never but there were some close calls
My mummy walked in on me in the morning watching porn on my wii, after that she put a lock on the internet
Yep.
Sorta.
I was about to fap, and I had a porn tab open, but I was looking at a youtube tab. My dad came in my room and it made me jump, and then I accidentally hit the mouse which switched my browser to the porn tab.
[b]no[/b]
i masturbate on my own time in privacy
srsly you people
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;37201307]Yes
It was awful[/QUOTE]
I was watching some sweet lesbian porn when my mom blasted through my door, I still had my dick in my pants thank god.
Anyhow, I tried to close the tab as fast as only men can, and the fucking website asked me "Do you really want to leave now?" YES I WANT TO FUCKING LEAVE NOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Probably without knowing
Nearly, I was so scared I put my mouse back in the house with almost inhuman speed.
Nah.
No, at the slightest sound of footsteps or a door or something, I close the porn with lightning speed and button my pants.
[QUOTE=Muthenfrucheir;37201403][b]no[/b]
i masturbate on my own time in privacy
srsly you people[/QUOTE]
I don't even have a lock on my door :(
So many close calls. Without that desktop button on the bottom right corner, I would be a dead man.
Once, but mom just pretended it never happened.
My parents also always knock before entering my room, it's as if they respect my needs or something.
Yeah. The door to my room was on my left and my dad walked in while he was high. I put my shirt over everything and wrapped it around my knees and made it look like I was just casually watching porn without doing anything, since he doesn't really care about porn. Still scared the shit outta me. He looked at the screen and walked out, and in the morning while I was eating cereal he said "you know you shouldn't watch so much porn"
what?
Funny how that thread gets tons of posts after like 10 minutes its been opened
[QUOTE=GoldPlatinum;37201536]Funny how that thread gets tons of posts after like 10 minutes its been opened[/QUOTE]
it is fast threads for a reason
yeah it was a sticky situation
Yep, I was using my dildo aswell, gay porn on the screen
And that's pretty much how my dad found out I was gay :v:
Without starting a new thread, has anyone in here tried autoerotic asphyxiation (rope around your neck, peter in your hand - arrange it so that you almost strangle to death right before the orgasm) and survived it?
I hear a lot of kids kill themselves in this way
I found my stepfather's pornstash and I picked one I found was good looking.
No one's home exept me
I than put it on the big LCD screen and sat in the chair fapping with extreme loud volume.
Stepfather walks in
Stand up so fast to take up my pants, but he was to fast to enter the room
porno was still on and the girl had an orgasm screaming for more cum
We stared at each other for 5 seconds with my dick in my hand
He says "I go out and fix the car"
:suicide:
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;37201595]Without starting a new thread, has anyone in here tried autoerotic asphyxiation (rope around your neck, peter in your hand - arrange it so that you almost strangle to death right before the orgasm) and survived it?
I hear a lot of kids kill themselves in this way[/QUOTE]
what
[QUOTE=Ban Camp;37201578]Yep, I was using my dildo aswell, gay porn on the screen
And that's pretty much how my dad found out I was gay :v:[/QUOTE]
My parents know I'm bi, but that would be the single most fucking awkward thing if my mum or dad saw me using mine.
[QUOTE=ragin cajun;37201873]what[/QUOTE]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiation[/url]
I would admire anyone who got that right, not even David Carradine could figure that shit out
Well not fapping but close enough.
So I'm like 13 and looking at some sweet catgirl porn while the TV is on which is also in my room. Mom walks in, I panic and just turn off the monitor. She starts talking about some stuff, sits down, starts watching the TV. So I'm sitting there, also watching the TV because if I turn my monitor on there will be shit everywhere.
So I make the biggest mistake of my life and ask "are you going to leave?". She looks at me and says jokingly "why, doing something bad on the computer?". I'm like oh fuck shit piss. I got a really serious look on my face and I was like "No!". She tells me to turn on the monitor. I'm like fuck this shit and kick the reset button with my foot cause the PC is on the floor.
Then she got mad because she knew I was doing something weird. Dad gave me a talk later, it was awkward...this almost belongs in the embarrassment thread.
Back in the day I also had close calls where someone walks in and I just pull my shirt over everything and change tabs. Baggy shirts saved me more than once.
I'm sure I have, but both parties involved sort of made a silent pact that neither of us noticed the situation.
Gets caught by my girlfriend and I told the most stupid lie
I slammed my penis in the window bring me some ice hurry up!
-snip das gross-
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