• Black Dynamite
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[img]http://thestarceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/black_dynamite.jpg[/img] Black Dynamite is the kung-fu mastering, smooth talking, drug stopping, man on a crusade of righteousness! Need I say more? No, but these clips might help. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oTQg_8LKJk[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNEoP7TuEu8[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PSueHOY-Jk[/media] So what are you still doing here, you jive-turkeys, go out and watch this sucka punching movie, filmed in cinemaphonic quadrovision!
NEED. TO. SEE. THIS. ! c/
I fucking love this movie. All the haters are just jive turkeys ya dig? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fykFpD6snX0[/media] Why Black Dynamite why?
"I'm declaring WAR, on anybody who sells drugs to the community" "But Black Dynomite, I SELL DRUGS TO THE COMMUNITY!" "He's blacker then Shaft, super-fly and the mac put together!" what a film, especially the ending.
Black guy and kung-fu? SIGN ME UP. Edit: Can't believe I still haven't seen it
Best scene: Diner brainstorm
Hilarious and awesome movie that everyone should see.
euphoria shut the FUCK UP I KNOW THAT WAS YOU I AIN'T EVEN GOTTA LOOK. I SHOULD SEND YOUR ASS BACK TO CRENSHAW PETE, WIT HIS HOT ASS COATHANGERS BITCH. WOULD YA LIKE THAT
This is the best movie I've ever seen
About 20 people went to see this for the week we had it at our theater. I don't understand why this film did so poorly, its incredible.
ha HA. I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM
Been meaning to watch this for ages. Looks awesome.
AT LONG LAST OUR FRIENDSHIP BONDED BY THE STRUGGLE AGAINST THE MAN HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO AN END BY KUNG-FU TREACHERY YOUR DEATH WILL NOT GO UNAVENGED. fiendish Dr. Wu, YOU DUN' FUCKED UP NOW!
When I first watched it, I wasn't aware that it was a parody of all the old Grindhouse films. I enjoyed it a lot more after that.
[b]Very[/b] good film. [editline]9th January 2011[/editline] "Donuts don't wear alligator shoes."
This is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.
Animated series of black dynamite is apparently in the works.
"Anaconda Liquor: Gives you OOOOOOOOOOOOOO." Need I say more?
probably one of the best movies i have seen in recent years, although its purpose was to be satire/parody, it can actually be viewed as a movie that can stand on its own feet, and not on the source material it parodies.
Bought this for my uncle for Christmas. Tried to watch it with him and my grandfather on the 26th, my grandfather made me shut it off 5 minutes in when he saw all the tits.
[QUOTE=Dirty_Ape;27315493]Bought this for my uncle for Christmas. Tried to watch it with him and my grandfather on the 26th, my grandfather made me shut it off 5 minutes in when he saw all the tits.[/QUOTE] There needs to be a loser button to represent what your grandfather is.
Saw this last week, it was fucking awesome.
fREEZE, TURKEYS! Me and my friends rented is as a joke a while back, to our surprise it was brilliantly hilarious.
I loved this movie. You're really missing out if you haven't seen this yet, it's hilarious. I loved how they intentionally made filming mistakes like having the boom in the camera view and having the characters wearing different clothing after every shot.
I threw that shit before I walked into the ROOM. But, Black Dynamite, you're so...righteous; This is also true. Fucking awesome movie.
Holy shit, I have to see this.
Fiendish Doctor Wu, you done fucked up now!
The "who seen that comi...I mean who seen where that came from" scene was brilliant.
Chicken and waffles? THAT'S IT!
"My momma said my daddys name was black dynamite" "Me to" "Uh hush now little girls, lotta cats have that name"
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