I had to go to the bathroom really bad today, so I asked my teacher if I could near the end of class, and she let me. So I went near the end of class, and because of that, the bell rang before I even got to piss.
Just so you know, the bathrooms in my school are really weird. It's a huge bathroom, the urinals are right next to the doorway, the stalls are on the opposite side of them, and the sinks are all the way at the back of the bathroom.
Anyway, I had to take a piss really bad, so I ignored the bell, even though I was going to be late to the next class. When I unzipped my zipper, I heard a creaking noise, and idiotically looked to the [i]opposite[/i] side of the room to the doorway. I took my wonder-weasel out of my underwear, and proceeded to take a piss. Then, I heard another, louder creaking sound while I was pissing, and this time looked in both directions, and saw my teacher's face peeking through the doorway. She took her head out from under the door and fled the second I saw her, and I wanted to go and see where she went, but I was still peeing, and peed on the floor when I tried to take a step after her. I power-pissed (when you push the piss really hard out of your dick, which sometimes hurts) until I was done. Then I immediately went after her, but she was gone already. Don't get me wrong, I admit she was kinda hot, but WTF?!
Unfortunately, after what happened, I had to clean up the piss on the floor, and wash my hands cause I pissed on them too. Then I had an extremely boring class, and waited to tell my friends at lunch. When I did, they didn't believe me a bit, and I was left in a bad mood for the rest of the day. At least I got to post this here.
TLDR: My teacher peeked in on me taking a piss through the doorway, fled, and I pissed on the floor. Didn't make much sense? READ ABOVE.
UPDATE: My teacher didn't come into school today, and I think I know the reason. I'll try to tell you what happens tomorrow.
Things are getting [i]spicy![/i] :smug: But also kinda freaky. :ohdear:
UPDATE: I just remembered that tomorrow is April Fools day! Everyone! Tell me what you think I should [i]do[/i] tomorrow!
UPDATE: I'M UNBANNED AND OH MY GOD I FUCKED MY TEACHER. :byodood: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=21107796#post21107796[/url]
That means she wants to fuck you.
Do it, then sue her and make a load of money.
Next time you see her looking under the door, tell her to come in.
Use your amazing paint skills and draw us a delightful presentation.
You know what she wants :smug:
[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;21069361]wonder-weasel
power-piss[/QUOTE]
I lol'd
Should have turned and started pissing on her.
Chicks dig that.
like this right?
[IMG]http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/240/loleut.png[/IMG]
Wow.
I don't even know what to say.
No pics no proof ;)
I power-pissed
[QUOTE=Windmill;21069550]No pics no proof ;)[/QUOTE]
What are you talking about theres one above your post.
Next time she goes to the restroom, follow her in, and stare through the crack in the stall door at her.
[QUOTE=ACupXOfXNoodles;21069507]like this right?
[IMG]http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/240/loleut.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
So the Spy from TF2 is throwing a lawn chair that's stuck to the state of Virgina into a vat as an 80's rock star opens the door?
Why did you even bother cleaning up the piss on the floor?
oh god i have to stoip doin this
but it's btter :D
[IMG]http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8836/kisbetter.png[/IMG]
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[QUOTE=Mingebox;21069617]So the Spy from TF2 is throwing a lawn chair that's stuck to the state of Virgina into a vat as an 80's rock star opens the door?[/QUOTE]
Sure
confront her about it and if she wants to fuck you, arrange to do it covertly, you don't want her to lose her job
[QUOTE=3com111;21069652]Why did you even bother cleaning up the piss on the floor?[/QUOTE]
Because why the hell should someone else have to clean it up?
[QUOTE=Mingebox;21069617]So the Spy from TF2 is throwing a lawn chair that's stuck to the state of Virgina into a vat as an 80's rock star opens the door?[/QUOTE]
Exactly.
[QUOTE=3com111;21069652]Why did you even bother cleaning up the piss on the floor?[/QUOTE]
Because...Well, I don't know. I don't always like coming to the bathroom to a ton a piss on the floor. What, do [i]you?[/i]
what the fuck? I only ever see this kind of shit on FP.
Wonder-weasel made me chuckle.
then i listened "Power-Piss" in some sort of annoying generic superhero voice.
POWERRRR-PISSSSSS
Brb, nailing my ass back in it's place.
[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;21069706]Because...Well, I don't know. I don't always like coming to the bathroom to a ton a piss on the floor. What, do [i]you?[/i][/QUOTE]
if it was a public restroom fuck it. Specially at a school!
[QUOTE=3com111;21069776]if it was a public restroom fuck it. Specially at a school![/QUOTE]
I don't know what your weird fetish is, but I don't fuck other people's piss. Not exactly my thing.
[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;21069836]I don't know what your weird fetish is, but I don't fuck other people's piss. Not exactly my thing.[/QUOTE]
Piss = perfect lubrication.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;21069862]Piss = perfect lubrication.[/QUOTE]
Some random kid's piss = ........PERFECT LUBRICASHUN HURR.
pics of teacher pls
Troll but lol @ your username, avatar and this thread
She would have had sex with you if you didn't scare her
I would have let your teacher watch. Would be pretty hot.
I'm waiting for 4chanuser to post something ridiculously unnecessary that will brighten up this thread,
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