• I hate having a cold
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Today, I woke up with the worst blocked nose and chapped lips. It was horrible. I sniffed a bit and the flem/snot felt all loose in my nose, so I went downstairs to the kitchen. I got a drink of Pasito (Fuck yeah) and ate a bowl of coco-pops. I sniffed again, and the snot went back into my throat, it was disgusting so I went to the bathroom and spat it out. So disgusting. I sniffed yet again, and the biggest ball of snot was sitting in my throat. I coughed, trying to release the demon from my throat and what do you know, it lands directly on my tongue. I felt it and accidentally gagged and threw up my breakfast and pasito, along with the horrible snot demon on my tongue. TL;DR I huge bit of snot landed on my tongue and I vomited from it. Lesson learnt, never do that again. I now know why tissues were invented. :barf:
Cold's suck.
[QUOTE=Godzillarr;20525939]HNNGH TEXT[/QUOTE] God I hate that.
Wow, you must have a weak stomach. When my nose gets runny, i don't use a tissue. I lick it clean... With my tongue.
Holy fucking christ. I swear to god Godzillar that you just described the events that happened to me yesterday except that I had Frosted Flakes instead of Coco-Pops and no Pasitos. [editline]03:55AM[/editline] I still have the cold even
I hate colds because they make me tired :(
I hate it when it's stuck in your throat
Take an asprin, man up and go to work.
Ever heard of sneezing?
I don't get sick. [editline]10:24AM[/editline] It's awesome.
wow you're a pussy
Make some peppermint tea, get a towel, hold your head over the tea pot and put the towel over it. Inhale very deep through your nose. Helped me every single time :)
I know a lot of stupid people like to say "smoke weed it solves everythign!!11" and it's annoying.. But honestly, when I have a runny nose, it is the only thing that works for me. It gives me (and probably everyone) cotton-mouth, so there's nothing remotely moist in the vicinity of my mouth/throat.
[QUOTE=KSI;20525947]Cold's suck.[/QUOTE] Yep, cold is suck. Cold has a suck?
Don't suck it in by sniffing as it increases the chance of getting an ear infection.
I feel your pain, I'm home sick right now with a really bad cold. Except i didn't eat coco puffs or....my snot.... and it didn't make me puke. I just can't breathe through my nose and theres an endless river of snot coming from alternating nostrils.... colds are shit.
I've had a cold for the past 3 days. It sucks.
It's spelled Phlegm
I love that snot that goes from your nose down your throat. It feels good to finally get rid of them. [editline]04:12PM[/editline] Then again, they always come back... bigger:ohdear:
[QUOTE=KillaGunna24;20526277]Wow, you must have a weak stomach. When my nose gets runny, i don't use a tissue. I lick it clean... With my tongue.[/QUOTE] And I'm sure girls dig your snot breath.
I kind of enjoy having a cold since I don't have to walk though cold breezy morning weather with what feels like a hangover after 3 hours of sleep to get to a train where there are never any spare seats, then having to stand for half an hour with a headache, still cold just to get off and repeat the process before finally settling down (Repeat once more after being exhausted on the way home) At the same time having a cold is better then being sick. As long as it's just a couple of days a year.
I always feel most comfortable outside in the cold when I have a cold. When you go back inside into the hot, stuffy room, it's hell.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;20532157]I don't get sick. [editline]10:24AM[/editline] It's awesome.[/QUOTE] That's because you never go out!
I get sick quite frequently. In fact, I'm probably due for a cold by now.
I hope you don't ever get any form of real illness, it sounds like you wouldn't be able to cope with it.
[QUOTE=Zemog;20532739]I kind of enjoy having a cold since I don't have to walk though cold breezy morning weather with what feels like a hangover after 3 hours of sleep to get to a train where there are never any [B]spear seats[/B], then having to stand for half an hour with a headache, still cold just to get off and repeat the process before finally settling down (Repeat once more after being exhausted on the way home) At the same time having a cold is better then being sick. As long as it's just a couple of days a year.[/QUOTE] Wow, those sound really painful!
cold means a day off, unless you're working or go to a conventional school
[QUOTE=KillaGunna24;20526277]Wow, you must have a weak stomach. When my nose gets runny, i don't use a tissue. I lick it clean... With my tongue.[/QUOTE] What else would you lick it clean with?
I've had pneumonia since thursday it sucks :(
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;20533783]Wow, those sound really painful![/QUOTE] Oh, ehehe... thanks for pointing that out. :v:
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