'Human Barbie' Punched and Strangled By Men Outside Her Odessa Home

[cucumber]

[IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/10428706_637607393027639_5732147673798339613_n.jpg?oh=f83b64b43a0afa4cb7f22962ac5fda90&oe=54E7D5C3&__gda__=1423438835_ea3004b8e008844accaae12fd418c48d[/IMG]

[QUOTE]Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova is nursing wounds to her doll-like face after claiming she was attacked in a terrifying ordeal close to her home.

The assault in Ukraine follows a two year hate campaign of threats waged by anonymous strangers, she alleged.
The 28-year-old model received global attention for her eye-catching looks which she insists are natural except for breast augmentation surgery.
[/QUOTE]

[URL="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2821700/Human-Barbie-punched-strangled-two-men-outside-home-two-year-hate-campaign-strangers.html"]Source
[/URL]

[wewt!]

Nobody deserves that, not even a complete asshole like her.

[Explosions]

She may be an insane weirdo, but nobody deserves to be attacked like this.

[SexualShark]

everytime i see her face i shudder

[Deals]

Dunno what to say really, no-one deserves to get the shit kicked out of them.

[chunkymonkey]

"breast augmentation surgery"

She get machine guns installed or what?

[shadowscion]

[QUOTE=Deals;46418812]Dunno what to say really, no-one deserves to get the shit kicked out of them.[/QUOTE]

Plenty of people deserve to get the shit kicked out of them.

[Fat White Lump]

[QUOTE=wewt!;46418792]Nobody deserves that, not even a complete asshole like her.[/QUOTE]

I'm not that familiar with her, why is she an asshole? Does she just say shit like all women should look like her or something?

[Jamsponge]

[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;46418816]"breast augmentation surgery"

She get machine guns installed or what?[/QUOTE]
The traditional sense of augment is enlarge.

[-Ben_Wolfe-]

Hope they brought enough super glue.

[Deals]

[QUOTE=unrezt;46418824]Plenty of people deserve to get the shit kicked out of them.[/QUOTE]

Was speaking subjectively

[wewt!]

[QUOTE=Fat White Lump;46418826]I'm not that familiar with her, why is she an asshole? Does she just say shit like all women should look like her or something?[/QUOTE]

I don't recall that, but she has a hatred for children and "mixed-race" couples. She's quite racist, and also a bit deranged, being on an all liquid vegan diet and claiming to only receive energy from the sun (not the tabloid).

[ExplodingGuy]

Don't worry, some superglue will have her fixed up in a day.

[editline]00000[/editline]

Dammit

[Nerts]

[QUOTE=wewt!;46418896]I don't recall that, but she has a hatred for children and "mixed-race" couples. She's quite racist, and also a bit deranged, being on an all liquid vegan diet and claiming to only receive energy from the sun [B](not the tabloid)[/B].[/QUOTE]

Disappointing, thought it was finally good for something for a second.

[Wizards Court]

[QUOTE=wewt!;46418896]I don't recall that, but she has a hatred for children and "mixed-race" couples. She's quite racist, and also a bit deranged, being on an all liquid vegan diet and claiming to only receive energy from the sun (not the tabloid).[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/human-barbie-valeria-lukyanovas-craziest-quotes-201484[/url]

she is completely crazy

[QUOTE]1. "The very idea of having children brings out this deep revulsion in me," she told GQ in April 2014. "What would you keep the children for? So they can get you a glass of water when you're on your deathbed?"

2. "I’m a teacher at the School of Out-of-Body Travel," she revealed to V Magazine in 2012. "It’s an international school in which our instructors show students how to leave their physical body and travel in their spiritual body, where you can visit any place on the planet and in the universe. I know that this is the future of mankind and that it has huge potential. Hidden reserves will be tapped soon."

3. "My communication with aliens is not verbal -- we speak the language of light," she told The Daily Beast in August 2013. "I have learned a lot from my contact with them. Now I know that my spirit is very old. And also that humans are the least sophisticated civilization -- we’re on the lowest level of evolution."

4. "Ethnicities are mixing now, so there's degeneration, and it didn't used to be like that," she told GQ in April 2014 of modern beauty. "Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and 1960s, without any surgery? And now, thanks to degeneration, we have this."

5. "I also think somebody is behind all the bad comments about me, as the negative wave [in my comments] began as soon as my spiritual seminars first became popular," she told The Daily Beast of her negative backlash. "Overnight, all the websites started screaming about the real-life Barbie, a dumb blonde girl. I am sure it was some sort of contract order aimed at ruining my reputation."

[/QUOTE]

[Mr. Someguy]

[QUOTE=wewt!;46418896]I don't recall that, but she has a hatred for children and "mixed-race" couples. She's quite racist, and also a bit deranged, being on an all liquid vegan diet and claiming to only receive energy from the sun (not the tabloid).[/QUOTE]

Well that explains why she looks malnourished as fuck.

[Sableye]

[QUOTE=wewt!;46418896]I don't recall that, but she has a hatred for children and "mixed-race" couples. She's quite racist, and also a bit deranged, being on an all liquid vegan diet and claiming to only receive energy from the sun (not the tabloid).[/QUOTE]

she only eats like a quarter of the calories you would need or something, which means she's litterally brain dead from lack of energy

[Last or First]

I should [I]not[/I] get the uncanny valley effect from a [I]human[/I].
[quote]"My communication with aliens is not verbal -- we speak the language of light,"[/quote]
of course aliens communicate with you, you look like one

Not that this excuses her attackers in any way.

[Sharkle_Bunwich]

God damn it Ken just because you don't have a dick to satisfy her with doesn't mean you can do that to her.

[Deathtrooper2]

The uncanny valley is strong in this article.

[Awesomecaek]

I would never punch her

I would be fucking terrified she would devour my soul if I got too close

[Corn]

[QUOTE=unrezt;46418824]Plenty of people deserve to get the shit kicked out of them.[/QUOTE]

And she's not one of them. She's just a crazy person

[ZenZill]

It's not like she's hurting anyone..these people have nothing else better to do?

[Nerts]

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;46419360]I would never punch her

I would be fucking terrified she would devour my soul if I got too close[/QUOTE]

I would not apply any force to her top half in case she cracks in half at the waist.

[Judas]

people are so afraid of things that are different, it's sickening

[AlbertWesker]

[quote]*Insert picture of uncanny valley*[/quote]

Good lord doesn't that hurt to modify your body like that?

[Taepodong-2]

If anyone doesn't know how batshit insane she is yet:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoKwbbnlxi0[/media]

[fudge blood]

I can't feel bad for her...

[Remedial Math]

if only she had a ken to protect her

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=Remedial Math;46420753]if only she had a ken to protect her[/QUOTE]

he wouldn't have the balls