[QUOTE]Dead Man
The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.
According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.
In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=524[/url]
What is the would cuming to? :saddowns:
[url]http://www.mourningglory.ca/[/url]
sounds like a horrible porn story
[QUOTE=Sokrates;26430984][noparse]deadseriousnews.com[/noparse][/QUOTE]
Are you kidding me
Well you better be a man if you work in a mortuary.
Then you can have as much sex as you want without getting pregnant!
The place is called mourning glor, this can't be real.
Wow, you don't hear of many female necrophiliacs.
And the place where this happened is called "Mourning Glory"? Come on.
How is he getting an orgasm as mentioned in the article even possible?
The whole concept of orgasming while dead is pretty interesting.
Ah it appears source is fake, expected.
[QUOTE=starpluck;26431042]How is he getting an orgasm as mentioned in the article even possible?[/QUOTE]
It's not, the article is satire.
Dammit I'm late.
[QUOTE=Adbor;26431000]sounds like a horrible porn story[/QUOTE]
I'd buy that.
[QUOTE=starpluck;26431042]How is he getting an orgasm as mentioned in the article even possible?[/QUOTE]
Its not.
Only cases of people becoming pregnant from dead people is shortly after the person has died a metal ball with electricity running through it is stuck up their ass forcing ejaculation. The pregnancy parts comes from IFV.
-snip- Nevermind, it's fake anyway.
Do I detect a Sam Kinison tribute
"Dead Serious News" sounds like a totally respectable and accurate news source
[QUOTE=superdinoman;26431099]Its not.
Only cases of people becoming pregnant from dead people is shortly after the person has died a metal ball with electricity running through it is stuck up their ass forcing ejaculation. The pregnancy parts comes from IFV.[/QUOTE]Hey! That happened to me once!
[quote]In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.[/quote]Is this a fucking joke?
Oh, read the thread. It appears it was. Har har.
Actually Marmaduke is a pretty odd name. Sounds like something you'd name your dog. "Come, boy! Marmaduke! Come, boy!"
[QUOTE=deltasquid;26431340]Is this a fucking joke?[/QUOTE]
Yes, it IS a joke.
wow what a terrible doc she has, no doctor patient confidentiality at all.
is it wrong for me to have a raging boner right now
lmao shes suing a corpse
Reminds me of that woman who claims to have gotten Pregnant from watching 3D porn while her husband served in Afghanistan.
Felicity Marmaduke? Some of you actually thought that was a real name?
Hahahah whether or not this is true I find the whole news story so fucked up it's funny.
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;26431784]is it wrong for me to have a raging boner right now[/QUOTE]
No, but I have one too
"I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man alive on earth!"
[QUOTE=Johnnsen;26431017]And the place where this happened is called "Mourning Glory"? Come on.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.mourningglory.ca/[/url]
It's real.
Postmortem erections are not uncommon, it has been referred to as "angel lust" in the past.
I live in missouri...
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