• Why do you think you are single?
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Post why you don't have a girlfriend. I don't have one cause I shy of girls and ugly.
no girls that live in my town are worthy enough for the magic stick
Because I post on facepunch. And because all the guys who act like dicks get all the girls :mad:
i always fall in love with girls who have boyfriends already :( [editline]12:07AM[/editline] well no thats not it its just that i dont act fast enough and then bang, next thing you know im outta luck
Cause I'm only thirteen.
Because i'm fat and ugly. :-)
[QUOTE=VaultBoi;16707804]no girls that live in my town are worthy enough for the magic stick[/QUOTE] lol yeah fuckin right tiny-dicked faggot
[QUOTE=InsaneInThe;16707941]lol yeah fuckin right tiny-dicked faggot[/QUOTE] you are not a nice character
Because I don't have a girlfriend :downs: [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16661436&rating=2[/img]
well you deserve if fuckstick
men hate me, they seem to feel the need to leave me and/or hurt me somehow they scare me i'm repulsive i have the personality of a gnat and i'm a facepuncher
[QUOTE=Foghorn;16707987]men hate me, they seem to feel the need to leave me and/or hurt me somehow they scare me i'm repulsive i have the personality of a gnat and i'm a facepuncher[/QUOTE] Agree.
bc im gay
I'm too picky with personalities. TOO picky.
Because i get bored of women fast. :v:
Because I'm so awesome I don't need any women :smug: ... I'm part of the anime club at school and I have star wars bedsheets.
so many losers ITT
Because the girl i have chemistry with doesnt want a bf.
Because my school has been invaded by mexicans and "Twilight" WHy the hell does this deserve a Dumb, I'm fucking serious :|
Because I have better things to do than waste my time and money for romantic relationships like COLLEGE and WORK. That's why I keep them strictly unromantic. "Woah Woah Woah homegirl... Date? I just wanna fuck" That one got me slapped once :v:
Because i'm 15
I don't go out and try at all.
Cause I'm a little pudgy.
I'm not single at the moment actually; but when I [I]am[/I] single, I just choose to be single and play the field for a while.
[QUOTE=lord_trid;16707811]Because I post on facepunch. And because all the guys who act like dicks get all the girls :mad:[/QUOTE] The reason why they get the girls is because they show confidence, even if it is in a bad way. [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=swordoftheme;16707793]Post why you don't have a girlfriend. I don't have one cause I shy of girls and ugly.[/QUOTE] You sure that isn't just a confidence issue? You don't know if you're ugly until you ask them.
I don't have any urge to be in a relationship unless I think it means something, which is rare. Very rare. Otherwise it just runs into the ground or sputters out. I should just say fuck it and live it up and not give a damn, but I can't, it just isn't who I am.
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;16708303]I'm not single at the moment actually; but when I [I]am[/I] single, I just choose to be single and play the field for a while.[/QUOTE] Ditto.
Not good looking, and since the day I moved here pretty much like half the school treats me like shit.
[QUOTE=Foghorn;16707987]men hate me, they seem to feel the need to leave me and/or hurt me somehow they scare me i'm repulsive i have the personality of a gnat and i'm a facepuncher[/QUOTE] dont forget about the weight
[QUOTE=bobste;16708493]dont forget about the weight[/QUOTE] [img_thumb]a[/img_thumb]
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